The very worst part of this was the ending, where Rock makes Cena eat boos for five minutes and Cena basically writes when I turn around I want you to Rock Bottom me on a Post-It and sticks it to Rocks forehead. I wanted so badly, for just a moment, for Cena to get as mad as me about this. For one goddamn second I wanted him to stop being polite and smack this dude in the face. Stand up for that whole you left, Im always here, I stand by the people who support me thing. Smack him in his face. Punch him, whatever. You tossed Being A Star out the window years ago, just STF him until he passes out from blood loss and leave the ring. Flip out, tear up some stuff. Kick the ring steps, toss somebody into a barricade. Scream. Make that little ejaculate of spit pop out of your mouth again. Just be pissed the f**k off about whats happening because Fast And God Damned Furious Guy is physically illustrating your waning popularity and making you look at it.
And no, Cena doesnt need to turn heel. Hes already the biggest and best heel youve got. It would not, however, kill him to take this seriously for a minute and use some of that punching and shoulderblocking he loves so much for a good damn reason. F**king f**k him up, John. DO IT.