December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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I think everybody would have to agree that "Most Improved" is basically a three man race between Dolph Ziggler, Tetsuya Naito & Eddie Edwards, right?

Fixed :p

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punk wins though cause ryder is just trying to make it, he'll take what ever he can get. Company Man punk on the other hand is disgusting

Lol, the Punk backlash reminds me of that episode of South Park where Randy's mad at Obama because he didn't bring instant change.
 

Kyoufu

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ryder and punk is in the most sell out category

punk wins though cause ryder is just trying to make it, he'll take what ever he can get. Company Man punk on the other hand is disgusting

In other words, cheer wrestlers trying to make it to the top, then boo wrestlers who are at the top.

Gotcha.
 

Data West

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Well those 2 guys *are* a tag team.

If you think the Briscoes, El Generico, Jay Lethal, Michael Elgin, Worlds Greatest Tag Team and Mike Bennett all look alike, you may need some glasses.
Are you trying to tell me the Briscoes don't look alike? They've ALWAYS looked alike. They're a tag team, but Richards and Edwards are the guys ROH has perma boners for since all their big names went to WWE/TNA. And Shelton and Haas might not look the same, but they act the exact same. Zero personality.
 
Knocked this up:

--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler
Worst Overall Wrestler
Best Wrestler on the Mic
Worst Wrestler on the Mic
Best Worker
Worst Worker
Best Rookie Wrestler
Most Improved Wrestler
Most Declined Wrestler
Best Comeback
Time to Retire
Best Finishing Move
Worst Finishing Move
Best Theme Music
Worst Theme Music

Best Manager
Best Announcer/Announce Team

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year:

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion
Worst Promotion
Most Improved Promotion
Most Declined Promotion
Best Storyline
Worst Storyline
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year


--Event Category--

Best match of the year
Worst match of the year
Best PPV theme song of the year
Best segment of the year
Worst segment of the year
Best PPV of the year
Worst PPV of the year
Best Video Hype Package

--WrestleGAF Category--

Best Wresslegaffer
Worst Wresttlegaffer
Most improved Wresslegaffer
Rookie Wresslegaffer of the year
Best photoshop
Best Gif(Sincara No mercy)
Best Smark
Best Little Jimmy
 
Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I knew jaekwon was serious, but c'mon guys. I expected moar.
 

Kyoufu

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Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, but still.

Yeah, I don't know what people expect. He is still the reason to watch the product for me.
 

Ithil

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Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I knew jaekwon was serious, but c'mon guys. I expected moar.

Some are serious, most not. The ones who are turned into marks during the angle and refuse to admit it, so they call him a sellout.
 

Mr. Sam

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Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I think it's just misplaced anger for a botched angle. I think. It's entirely possible that these people are simply marks that actually think Punk was free to tour Japan and Ring Of Honor but hurriedly ran back to the WWE after a week when they offered him, I dunno, his own gnome.
 

G-Fex

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I think it's just misplaced anger for a botched angle. I think. It's entirely possible that these people are simply marks that actually think Punk was free to tour Japan and Ring Of Honor but hurriedly ran back to the WWE after a week when they offered him, I dunno, his own gnome.

Hey now, those gnomes are prestigious
 

DKehoe

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Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I knew jaekwon was serious, but c'mon guys. I expected moar.

He has now established himself as a top guy in the company. I don't see what people can realistically expect from the Punk stuff.
 

Plywood

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Speaking of which, it's time for you Plywood to get a title shot. Cruiserweight perhaps.
It's about time I got due for my due and fought the doo off the belt, cause that's what I do.
Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I knew jaekwon was serious, but c'mon guys. I expected moar.
Look in your eyes, what do you see?
 
Wrecker says that'll take a long time.

I'll make it happen :)

Punk wins anyway

No, I said the MITB will take a long time, trust me. I've played 2 that have gone an hour, and one went AN HOUR 1/2. It's no joke.

2/3 6 man HIAC though, who knows.
 
MITB is drastically different than TLC? Odd.

Wait what? :lol

The last NWA I saw, people were suggesting a 6 man ladder match (MITB) and I said "Aww hell nah, G-Fex, dat shyt gon take forever, mang." I think TLC matches, specifically, only go up to 4 players.
 
I just realized that at TLC we may see the return of THE CHAIR MATCH.

This is the one gimmick match in wrestling that has not be overused, and is still a huge spectacle that can draw huge

Imagine Henry vs Show III, and Teddy Long orders a CHAIR MATCH!!! Wow, talk about making wrestling fun again, this will blow the whole industry into a new era.
 

G-Fex

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Oh it's on, it must've been that swerve when Cara punched you off the ringisde.

It's because of how many you have in the match. Someone is always awake to stop them from climbing.
Ah, so it's just like that triple threat match I last had, it was sorta really long and annoying.

I sense a heel turn incoming...

Plywood? A heel? Is such a thing possible?
Wait what? :lol

The last NWA I saw, people were suggesting a 6 man ladder match (MITB) and I said "Aww hell nah, G-Fex, dat shyt gon take forever, mang." I think TLC matches, specifically, only go up to 4 players.

ohhhhh see I thought you were talking about Armageddon HIAC, my bad lol. I did suggest the ladder.

Kk, we'll have the Armageddon HIAC 2/3 falls tomorrow for the championship. participants is still up for grabs.

One last thing,

why you all hating on my entrance?
 

Kaladin

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The Armageddon 2/3 Falls should be interesting because while it could go long with six people getting one point, it could also be short with one person stealing both falls quickly.
 

Wrekt

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Are you trying to tell me the Briscoes don't look alike? They've ALWAYS looked alike. They're a tag team, but Richards and Edwards are the guys ROH has perma boners for since all their big names went to WWE/TNA. And Shelton and Haas might not look the same, but they act the exact same. Zero personality.

Yep, get some glasses.
 

G-Fex

Member
The Armageddon 2/3 Falls should be interesting because while it could go long with six people getting one point, it could also be short with one person stealing both falls quickly.

Well I thought the last man standing match would take forever between you and punk and....wow he uh pretty much killed you after 2 minutes :(
 

Plywood

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I sounds like one of the best shows in recent weeks, i hope it is as good on TV than it is in writing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432&highlight=

Dark matches

Funaki b Carlito Colon

Velocity

Mark Jindrak b Billy Kidman
Billy Gunn & Bob Holly b ? & ? (we are looking for the names of these guys)
Spike Dudley b Akio
Rico b Jamie Noble

Smackdown

Kurt Angle demanded Booker T and John Cena apologizer over last week. Booker did, but of course Cena wouldn't. Angle then ordered Cena to wrestle Booker, RVD and Rene Dupree on the show and the first one to beat him faces him for the title at the Great American Bash.

Kenzo Suzuki b Scotty 2 Hotty. Suzuki was carried to the ring like he was a ruler. His wife was managing him.

Rey Mysterio b Chavo Guerrero when Classic's interference backfired

Paul Heyman and the Dudleys were in the secret place they are hiding Paul Bearer. Heyman said he was going to Nassau to confront Undertaker.

Cena drew Booker T. Match ended in a draw after 5 minutes expired.

Cena drew RVD. These were 5:00 time limit matches and RVD had Cena beat when time expired

Cena drew Dupree. Angle ordered another 5:00. Cena used the FU to pin Dupree. Angle was so mad he said it didn't count, and ordered a four-way with Cena vs. Booker vs. RVD vs. Dupree for the U.S. title at the Bash.

Bradshaw arrived in his limo. He did a promo, and said he was headed back to the City. Eddy Guerrero was driving his limo as he left

Mordecai b Paul London

Guerrero drove the limo back, crashing the limo everywhere. Bradshaw was in the back, knocked out and covered in muck. Guerrero led the crowd to scream loud enough to wake Bradshaw up. As he stumbled out, Guerrero cut a promo on him while Bradshaw freaked out about his destroyed limo.

Paul Heyman came out and said Undertaker would either join him or destroy him. They teased Taker destroying him, but Heyman held up the urn, and Undertaker dropped to his knee as the show went off the air.

Undertaker destroyed Bradshaw after the show went off the air.
 
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HOW MANY STARS OUT OF 5 DO YOU GUYS GIVE THIS PHOTO ON THE DAVE MELTZER RATING SCALE?
 

Plywood

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Damn history! I have recently noticed all my old GAF posts are crap, especially any topic created pre-2008.

I am glad I improved significantly in recent years, and am now great.
I got it from the other topic where we were discussing first topics we've made.

What BradVanDam posted:

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will eraldo and his many waifus make a return this month after being injured?

we shall wait and see....

cheers to a new month, crew!
 

Plywood

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why the hell is tiny pic banned lol
They're cheap little shits that swap out already uploaded pictures after a certain period of time, so there's the chance someone could upload porn and have it replace your picture of your kitten.
will eraldo and his many waifus make a return this month after being injured?

we shall wait and see....

cheers to a new month, crew!
Where have you been?
 
Wait, people aren't serious with the "Punk's a sellout" stuff right? I mean, it's not really his fault this stuff sucks, or that his character's edge became a feather pillow. Sure he now has an entire room of his house built completely out of money stacks, a private tour bus with golden toilets, and a jet made out of ice cream bars, but still.

I knew jaekwon was serious, but c'mon guys. I expected moar.

Today, he is the only reason I watch. I am 100% serious. The only.
 
They're cheap little shits that swap out already uploaded pictures after a certain period of time, so there's the chance someone could upload porn and have it replace your picture of your kitten.

Where have you been?

just been super busy with work, started going back to the gym, getting shit taken care of for next year when I move to Korea and other stuff...lol.....just all around busy.....I think I managed to catch like 1 RAW all last month.

but this month i'm back, I promise.....thread's lack of waifus has been disturbing me.....that was spins job to maintain.
 

Plywood

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just been super busy with work, started going back to the gym, getting shit taken care of for next year when I move to Korea and other stuff...lol.....just all around busy.....I think I managed to catch like 1 RAW all last month.

but this month i'm back, I promise.....thread's lack of waifus has been disturbing me.....that was spins job to maintain.
Spin lost the title of Spincena and jobs to Frankman now.
 
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