December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler - CM Punk. He made me care about wrestling again, which is a pretty significant feat. Best wrestler in the ring, and far and away the best talent outside of it. He's awesome.
Worst Overall Wrestler - Heath Slater. Seriously why the fuck is this guy on TV?
Best Wrestler on the Mic - CM Punk. I usually x30 through RAW but I always stop for his promos. Witty, doesn't insult my intelligence and makes me care about his matches, even when they are bullshit.
Worst Wrestler on the Mic - I would say Mason Ryan, but he hardly has any time on the mic so I'll go with Wade Barrett. Makes no impact whatsoever.
Best Worker - D.Bryan. Constantly exciting in the ring, doesn't matter who he's up against. Closely followed by Ziggler
Worst Worker - Mason Ryan, for obvious reasons. The Jolly Green Giant.
Best Rookie Wrestler - Daniel Bryan. He's going to be the next Bret Hart.
Most Improved Wrestler - Cody Rhodes. He's made the IC title legit, which is amazing since it's been irrelevant for a long time. Great technical worker, great on the mic and loads of charisma. I used to not give a shit about his matches but now I can't miss them. Plus knee pads.
Most Declined Wrestler - Alex Riley. Which is good because he sucks.
Best Comeback - D.Bryan. Was a nobody when he won the MITB, and stayed a nobody for a few months. And now he's feuding with Sexual Chocolate for the WHC! I will cry if he wins the title legit.
Time to Retire - Triple H. Seriously fuck off. If he's not putting anyone over what's the fucking point of being there?
Best Finishing Move - LeBell lock. It's a well thought out version of the crossface, and looks like it would fucking hurt.
Worst Finishing Move - AA. If it was a real death valley driver that would be badass, but it's just a weak fireman's carry slam. It's like every other bodyslam.
Best Theme Music - CM Punk's nexus theme. Was amazing at MITB
Worst Theme Music - Orton's

Best Manager - None, they all suck.
Best Announcer/Announce Team - Any without Michael Cole.

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year:

CM Punk
Daniel Bryan
Cody Rhodes
Dolph Ziggler
Colt Cabana

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion - WWE. As terrible as it gets, it's the only promotion that makes me care about it's characters and matches, and the only one I tune into regularly.
Worst Promotion - TNA. Which pisses me off more than anything, because they could be a true rival but they just suck at EVERYTHING
Most Improved Promotion - ROH. Getting TV is massive step forward. The wrestling is always top notch but they fall over in production and story, and they still have that "indy" mentality. Hoping they get a bit more mainstream attention soon.
Most Declined Promotion - TNA. They just can't get anything right.
Best Storyline - Lead up to MITB.
Worst Storyline - after MITB.
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year - Any chance they had someone to go clean over Cena and they didn't. Look at how many people Orton is currently elevating. and then look at Cena.


--Event Category--

Best match of the year - Punk/Cena MITB.
Worst match of the year - Any of the Divas/Knockouts matches. They are all truly horrendous.
Best PPV of the year - MITB!
Worst PPV of the year - Hell in a Cell
 
CZW Cage of Death 13 is December 3rd, Indie Summit 2011 also takes places the same day in the ECW Arena.

Indie Summit 2011 Card (2pm Start Time)

Shattered Dreams Match
BJW's JAKI NUMAZAWA & FREEDOM's Jun Kasai vs. BJW's Ryuji Ito & CZW's Danny Havoc

Triple Threat
DICK TOGO vs. KUDO vs. MASAHIRO TAKANASHI

DDT's DANSHOKU DIENO vs. CZW owner D.J. HYDE

CZW World Jr. Heavyweight Championship #1
'DEATH MACHINE' SAMI CALLIHAN (c) vs. YOSHIHITO SASAKI

K-Dojo's KENGO MASHIMO & FREEDOM's TAKASHI SASAKI vs. DRAKE YOUNGER & MASADA

FREEDOM's KAMUI & DEVON MOORE vs. PHILLY'S MOST WANTED (JOKER & BLK-JEEZ)

Cafe of Death 13 Card: (7:30pm Start Time)

CZW World Heavyweight Championship - Cage of Death 13
'NOTORIOUS' DEVON MOORE (c) vs. MASADA vs. SCOTTY VORTEKZ vs. 'THE EGO' ROBERT ANTHONY

CZW World Jr. Heavyweight Championship #2
'DEATH MACHINE' SAMI CALLIHAN (c) vs. A.R. FOX

Challenge Answered
PHILLY'S MOST WANTED (JOKER & BLK JEEZ) vs. 'NOTORIOUS 187' HOMICIDE & EDDIE KINGSTON

The Trial Continues...Ultraviolent Pits Match
'DEATHMATCH DRUNKARD' DANNY HAVOC vs 'THE BULLDOZER' MATT TREMONT

2 Out Of 3 Falls - Intergender - Tables Match
BLK-OUT (RUCKUS, ALEX COLON & CHRISSY RIVERA) vs. THE RUNAWAYS (JOE GACY, RYAN SLATER & KIMBER LEE)

DRAKE YOUNGER vs RORY MONDO

GE picks the stip!
D.J. HYDE vs. GREG EXCELLENT

Six Man Scramble - #1 contender for the CZW World Heavyweight Title
DREW GULAK vs. tHURTeen vs. RYAN MCBRIDE vs. DEREK FRAZIER vs. ALEX PAYNE vs. DUSTIN RAYZ

Brother vs Brother
CZW Wired TV Champion JAKE CRIST vs. DAVE CRIST

Special Japan 8-Man Tag Match
JAKI NUMAZAWA, SASAKI YOSHIHITO, TAKANA SHI & KAMUI vs. RYUJI ITO, TAKASHI SASAKI, KENGO MASHIMO & DANSHOKU DIENO

Both shows are on iPPV for $15 each at : http://www.hybrident.tv/PPSCatalog/pps.htm
 
--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler: Jun Akiyama
Worst Overall Wrestler: Akebono
Best Wrestler on the Mic: CM Punk
Worst Wrestler on the Mic: Ted DiBiase
Best Worker: Dolph Ziggler
Worst Worker: Kelly Kelly
Best Rookie Wrestler: Daichi Hashimoto
Most Improved Wrestler: Eddie Edwards
Most Declined Wrestler: Sin Cara
Best Comeback: Kevin Steen returns to ROH
Time to Retire: Ric Flair
Best Manager: Ricardo Rodriguez
Best Finishing Move: Cactus Flower;

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Worst Finishing Move: Skullcrushing Finale
Best Theme Music: TAKA Michinoku (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxsYpO90BI)
Worst Theme Music: Wade Barrett
Best Announcer/Announce Team: Excalibur & Chuck Taylor

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year;

Jun Akiyama
Eddie Edwards
CM Punk
Go Shiozaki
Kevin Steen

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion: NJPW
Worst Promotion: TNA
Most Improved Promotion: AJPW
Most Declined Promotion: CZW
Best Storyline: Kevin Steen's war against ROH
Worst Storyline: Kevin Nash/HHH text message "...but who was phone?" bullshit.
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year: Pulling the trigger on Punk's return too early.


--Event Category--

Best match of the year: Suwama (c) vs Jun Akiyama
Worst match of the year: Jeff Hardy (c) vs Sting
Best PPV theme song of the year: They're all shit.
Best PPV of the year: Best in the World 2011 (pending, Final Battle may very well be better).
Best Video Hype Package: Eddie Kingston vs Mike Quackenbush

Linkified said:
And Im not trolling anything - I don't think D.Bryan is all that special
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Worst overall wrestler of the year? Sure, you're not trolling. There's literally no one on WWE television worse in the ring that Daniel Bryan, apparently. Boy, I hope wrestlers like Kelly Kelly, Jinder Mahal, Heath Slater, Alex Riley, David Otunga, Hunico and Tyler Reks can impart some of their wrestling knowledge to help that scrub Bryan out in the coming year.
 
Bootaaay said:
Worst overall wrestler of the year? Sure, you're not trolling. There's literally no one on WWE television worse in the ring that Daniel Bryan, apparently. Boy, I hope wrestlers like Kelly Kelly, Jinder Mahal, Heath Slater, Alex Riley, David Otunga, Hunico and Tyler Reks can impart some of their wrestling knowledge to help that scrub Bryan out in the coming year.
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Why dont they sign Scopio Sky? He got some decent moves..Or was he with E before

http://youtu.be/V5TOpApfvW4

Some of his stuff
 
Ithil said:
I don't think Jack Swagger is all that special. Doesn't mean I think he's the worst wrestler of the year.
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But thing is Swagger is entertaing with his lisp, D.Bryan promo wise what's his character he has the gimmick of a submission wrestler but doesn't have any of the charisma of a Kurt Angle.

Plus at the end of the day it's my opinion.
 
bigjimmystyle said:
Is this one of those silly finishers that they spend five minutes trying to setup like the ten man suplex? Looks cool as shit though.
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Nah, it's pretty quick to set up actually;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNE6SgOcCTg

sf2fanatic said:
Why dont they sign Scopio Sky? He got some decent moves..Or was he with E before
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You're thinking of the other Scorpio, who was Flash Funk in WWE. I haven't seen much of Scorpio Sky outside of a few PWG tag matches, but he seems pretty good.
 
Don't Watch much wrasslin' these days but here goes.

--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler - CM Punk
Worst Overall Wrestler - Michael Cole
Best Wrestler on the Mic - CM Punk (Runner Up: Eddie Kingston)
Worst Wrestler on the Mic - Michael Cole (Runner Up: John Laryngitis)
Best Worker - Dolph Ziggler
Worst Worker - Batista
Best Rookie Wrestler - Randy Orton (Runner Up: HHH)
Most Improved Wrestler - Zack Ryder
Most Declined Wrestler - Del Rio
Best Comeback - Mark Henry
Time to Retire - Ric Flair
Best Finishing Move - La Mistica
Worst Finishing Move - Quick Roll up (various)
Best Theme Music - CM Punk "Cult of Personality"
Worst Theme Music - Hunico's stuff

Best Manager - Hugh Jackman
Best Announcer/Announce Team - English: Jim Ross Spanish: Carlos Cabrera and Hugo Savinovich

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year: CM Punk
Dolph Ziggler
Colt Cabana
El Generico
Mark Henry


--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion - Chikara
Worst Promotion - TNA
Most Improved Promotion - WWE for a little while (Was going to say Chikara but I haven't seen enough of it)
Most Declined Promotion - WWE
Best Storyline - Punk vs. Cena MITB to Summerslam
Worst Storyline - Kevin Nash vs HHH
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year - Del Rio's Destiny denied at WM


--Event Category--

Best match of the year - Punk vs Cena MITB
Worst match of the year - Cole vs King WM27
Best PPV theme song of the year - WRITTEN IN THE STAAAARS
Best segment of the year - CM Punk Shoot Promo (Runner up: Punk vs. Cena contract igning Raw before Summerslam)
Worst segment of the year - Rock's birthday bash
Best PPV of the year - MITB and High Noon
Worst PPV of the year - Wrestlemania 27 Over the Limit 2011
Best Video Hype Package - Eddie Kingston's Road to High Noon (Very Close Runner up: The Miz "Hate me Now" WM27)

--WrestleGAF Category--

Best Wresslegaffer - Bootaaay
Worst Wresttlegaffer - None
Most improved Wresslegaffer - G-Fex
Rookie Wresslegaffer of the year - Professor Beef
Best photoshop - Brazzers meme
Best Gif - Sin Cara No Mercy Botch (followed by Dancing Wolf in Jacket)
Best Smark - Net_Wrecker
Best Little Jimmy - Heavy
 
Linkified said:
But thing is Swagger is entertaing with his lisp, D.Bryan promo wise what's his character he has the gimmick of a submission wrestler but doesn't have any of the charisma of a Kurt Angle.

Plus at the end of the day it's my opinion.
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We get it Cole.
 
lol at all these Best Wrestler going to CM Punk. Jack Swagger is a better wrestler. And to pick anyone over Ziggler right now is a joke.
 
-Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler - Chael Sonnen
Worst Overall Wrestler - CM Punk
Best Wrestler on the Mic - Chael Sonnen
Worst Wrestler on the Mic - The Miz
Best Worker - Dolph Ziggler
Worst Worker - Kelly Kelly
Best Rookie Wrestler - AJ Lee
Most Improved Wrestler - Zack Ryder
Most Declined Wrestler - Del Rio
Best Comeback - Lyoto Machida
Time to Retire - Fedor Emelianenko
Best Finishing Move - Flying Scissor Heelhook
Worst Finishing Move - Sitting Decision Victory
Best Theme Music - Darren Young's Theme
Worst Theme Music - Hornswoggle

Best Manager - Hugh Jackman
Best Announcer/Announce Team: Jim Ross, Team: Matt Striker, Josh Matthews

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year: Chael Sonnen
Dolph Ziggler
Kenny Omega
Sin Cara
Daniel Bryan


--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion - UFC
Worst Promotion - WWE
Most Improved Promotion - UFC
Most Declined Promotion - WWE
Best Storyline - Chael Sonnen vs. Anderson Silva
Worst Storyline - CM Punk's everything after Cena
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year - Alberto Del Rio


--Event Category--

Best match of the year - Mauricio "Shogun" Rua vs Dan Henderson
Worst match of the year - Cole vs King
Best PPV theme song of the year - Written in the Stars
Best segment of the year - CM Punk Shoot Promo
Worst segment of the year - Cole
Best PPV of the year - UFC 139
Worst PPV of the year - Over the Limit
Best Video Hype Package - What?

--WrestleGAF Category--

Best Wresslegaffer - Bootaaay
Worst Wresttlegaffer - Plywood
Most improved Wresslegaffer - ???
Rookie Wresslegaffer of the year - djsandman
Best photoshop - Brazzers meme done right
Best Gif - Sin Cara's pointing
Best Smark - Net_wrecker
Best Little Jimmy fatkid - Heavy
 
Evening Musuko said:
Since when did Bleacher Report change their layout?

Wait, is that the WWE website?

WHAT THE HEYLL

What's next, a John Cena heel turn?
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the website team get to post anything they want, no joke!

I think if the title is being changed back to classic, then the Chicago RAW would be the best place to do it. Come on Vince, let Punk do it!
 
--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler Dolph Ziggler Fantastic wrestler, great on the mic, he's not amazing, but he doesn't have much competition.
Worst Overall Wrestler: John Cena I'm sure there are worse that don't matter, but Cena is the worst relevant wrestler, terrible seller, terrible promos, below average wrestler.
Best Wrestler on the Mic Punk
Worst Wrestler on the Mic Del Rio or Cena
Best Worker Ziggler
Worst Worker Kali
Best Rookie Wrestler D Brine
Time to Retire Big Show Long overdue
Worst Finishing Move STF
Best Theme Music: Cody Undashing
Worst Theme Music

Best Manager None are entertaining.
Best Announcer/Announce Team All suck

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year:

Punk
Ziggler
Cody Rhodes
Ryder

--Promotions Category--


Best Storyline CM Punk vs Vince until MITB
Worst Storyline Who sent the text
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year No need to say it.


--Event Category--

Best match of the year
Worst match of the year
Best PPV theme song of the year SEASONS COME AND GO
Best segment of the year CM Punk Shoot
Worst segment of the year
Best PPV of the year MITB
Worst PPV of the year Wrestlemania 27
Best Video Hype Package The Miz -- Wrestlemania 27
MetalFearSolid said:
Don't know if it was posted

http://www.wwe.com/inside/bring-back-classic-wwe-title
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I don't think anything is going to come of this.
 
bangai-o said:
CM Punk in ring isnt even that good. I dont see how he is best wrestler.
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Punk is fine in the ring. He's best wrestler for the same reason Foley, Rock and Austin were on top, and Shelton and JoMo never made it. He is gold on the mic degress above and beyond anyone else on the roster.
 
Punk is a lousy worker, there I said it.

His kicks suck and would it kill for him to get a better finisher, Anaconda Vice doesn't count either.
 
Plywood said:
Punk is a lousy worker, there I said it.

His kicks suck and would it kill for him to get a better finisher, Anaconda Vice doesn't count either.
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Whoa whoa whoa, lousy is pushing it. Punk does a TON of little things in the ring that NO ONE else in the company does. The facial expressions, reacting to the crowd, selling consistently, dipping into his bag of tricks for new moves all the time, avoids overusing his 5 Moves of Doom, etc. etc. Sure his kicks and GTS aren't Kenta status, but c'mon dawg. Punk is great in the ring.

djsandman said:
CM Punk already had a good finisher, you might recognize it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz51K-c8Y8s

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REmW2u4TtVM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

But we can't have someone doing a better version of someone else's finisher, especially considering that someone else's ego.
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Pepsi Plunge killed his knees. Can't do something like that working a WWE schedule.
 
djsandman said:
CM Punk already had a good finisher, you might recognize it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz51K-c8Y8s

But we can't have someone doing a better version of someone else's finisher, especially considering that someone else's ego.
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Besides HHH, I thought the other reason he doesn't use it was because it could blow out his knees. Right?
Net_Wrecker said:
Whoa whoa whoa, lousy is pushing it. Punk does a TON of little things in the ring that NO ONE else in the company does. The facial expressions, reacting to the crowd, selling consistently, dipping into his bag of tricks for new moves all the time, avoids overusing his 5 Moves of Doom, etc. etc. Sure his kicks and GTS aren't Kenta status, but c'mon dawg. Punk is great in the ring.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
 
WWE just posted this on Facebook: "Does the WWE Championship Title need a facelift? Click COMMENT to tell us what you'd make the title look like?"

Also a link to this on their site:

WWE.com said:
The WWE Championship has a storied history as diverse as the iconic Superstars that have carried it into battle. Such an incredible symbol of excellence requires a look that will once again reflect the stand-out grapplers who have risen to the top of the WWE mountain.

WWE.com joins the call of the WWE Universe on Facebook and Twitter, pleading for the WWE to abandon the current “Spinner Title” design and return to the pride and tradition radiated by past WWE Titles.

The WWE Title carried to ring today was created specifically for John Cena, reflecting a time when The Cenation Commander-in-Chief was rapping his way through SmackDown. However, while Cena has long since traded in the giant chain around his neck for dog tags, the Spinner design is still “kicking it old school.” Shouldn’t it have long since gone the direction of other classic personalized titles like Edge’s Rated-R Superstar Spinner modification and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s “Smoking Skull” Championship?

If a change is required, there is no shortage of prestigious replacements from which to pick. Looking back through the annals of WWE history, the Winged Eagle Title has to be at the forefront. First introduced for the epic rematch between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant on The Main Event in '88, this awe-inspiring prize instantly rose to prominence, walking hand-in-hand with WWE elite from “Macho Man” Randy Savage to Bret “Hit Man” Hart to The Undertaker.

Still, the sheer popularly of the Winged gold does not make it the only brass ring in the sea. Another earth-shattering possibility would be its Attitude Era cousin, featuring a variation of the Eagle, along with a more circular structure similar to the traditional championship, a bigger globe and the larger “Champion” on the bottom.

Not only was the Attitude Era Title carried by greats including The Rock, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and a slew of other tremendous champions, but bringing back a symbol of WWE’s period of uncontrollable bedlam is truly befitting of the rebellious nature of the current titleholder CM Punk.

Some variation of the WWE Undisputed Championship design might make a comeback. Sporting a classy black and gold layout, this celebrated title made famous by legends like the late Eddie Guerrero screams elite and dignified all at the same time.

Other classic treasures, such as the 1986 Hulk Hogan WWE Title – which he carried into battle for the majority of his legendary first reign in the ’80s – also deserves consideration.

There is enormous glory embedded in past incarnations of WWE’s most coveted prize. So please, stop the collective head of the WWE Universe from spinning and bring back any WWE Title design other than the current title!
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Plywood said:
Punk is a lousy worker, there I said it.
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Punk's offence doesn't look great, it never did, even before he began emulating KENTA, but I can't say he's a lousy worker when he is so great at pretty much everything else.

Linkified said:
Plus at the end of the day it's my opinion.
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That's cool and all, but I'd just like to point out that the guy you're calling 'Worst Wrestler of the Year' was voted by the Wrestling Observer as Best Technical Wrestler 6 years running, Most Outstanding Wrestler 5 years running and Most Outstanding Wrestler of the Last Decade, as well as holding dozens of titles the world over.

When it comes to Daniel Bryan trolling, dream did it better anyways.
 
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