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[Lissar]

Admit it, you want to have a penis!

I counter with womb envy!

Spoiler

and other bullshit claims

 

[Smiles and Cries]

had enough of shirtless john

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Admit it, you want to have a penis!

I.......do. I really really do. A detachable one, though.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I.......do. I really really do. A detachable one, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

 

[Plywood]

I.......do. I really really do. A detachable one, though.

 

[Professor Beef]

I.......do. I really really do. A detachable one, though.

Don't go losing it. I hear it's a pain to find.

omg, beaten by the count by seconds

 

[Steamlord]

Penises are more trouble than they're worth.

 

[Delio]

TinyGAFfers is GayGAF and jailbait heaven.

edit: and Cheezmo.

Um jailbait that are the future gaffers js

 

[CountAntonius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

Song is great cause it's pretty much exactly what would happen if they were detachable.

You've gotta be kidding me. Unless you're talking about Opiate

 

[Emitan]

I counter with womb envy!

You've gotta be kidding me. Unless you're talking about Opiate

I.......do. I really really do. A detachable one, though.

Does it still have sensations when it's detached?


I am neither gay nor jailbait. What am I doing with my life?

 

[kitchenmotors]

TinyGAFfers is GayGAF and jailbait heaven.

edit: and Cheezmo.

What? :/

 

[friskykillface]

I thought it was assumed that both sexes had envy over the stuff they don't have?

hell i know a couple women that have huge penis envy

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

We can start a chatroom.

I'll take my shirt off.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

TinyGAFfers is GayGAF and jailbait heaven.

I'm a gaffer CHECK!

I'm a proud lesbian CHECK!

I'm too old for this shit CHECK!

you got me pegged

 

[Ezalc]

Food talk only serves to make others hungry. You should all feel bad.

This, and I suck at cooking. You guys and girls are jerks.

 

[Professor Beef]

I thought it was assumed that both sexes had envy over the stuff they don't have?

hell i know a couple women that have huge penis envy

well yeah everyone wants a huge penis

 

[noah111]

All right. I warned ya.

For those that want/need more reasons not to eat at Pizza Hut...

Some of the cooks routinely 'flavored' pizzas to customers they didn't like, girls, or just to random orders with the following:

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Ripped out handfuls of pubic hair
Fingernail clippings
One guy cut himself and thought it'd be funny to add his blood to the sauce
Boogers
Hair
Bits of slime/gelatin from the cans of anchovies that no one ever ordered
One guy rubbed his shoe into the un-sauced dough before adding sauce
Rumor had it that another guy used to come in the dough mixer
etc, etc

Those are just what I remember specifically. :/

Phew, really dodged a bullet there, fucking hate Pizza Hut. Dominos FTW.

 

[Zomba13]

I thought it was assumed that both sexes had envy over the stuff they don't have?

hell i know a couple women that have huge penis envy

Any guy GAF here have boob envy?

 

[.la1n]

I'm a gaffer CHECK!

I'm a proud lesbian CHECK!

I'm too old for this shit CHECK!

you got me pegged

the last one got me hahaha

 

[jasonng]

I'm there...sometimes

and Jason (thats right calling you out)

I'm still cooking! I fucked up the eggs. Also the ice bath for my bittermelons. No bueno.

 

[Emitan]

Any guy GAF here have boob envy?

I would never leave the house...

>_>


hehe

 

[CountAntonius]

Any guy GAF here have boob envy?

Most have man boobs so I doubt it.

 

[Professor Beef]

Any guy GAF here have boob envy?

All guys have boobs, though. If I had a rack like Scarlet Johansson though, I'd never leave the house.

edit: How the fuck is Billychu posting similar stuff I am?

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

Best single of the 90's.

 

[marrec]

This, and I suck at cooking. You guys and girls are jerks.

I am making sesame chicken as we speak. Homemade sesame chicken is boss.

 

[Red]

All guys have boobs, though. If I had a rack like Scarlet Johansson though, I'd never leave the house.

edit: How the fuck is Billychu posting similar stuff I am?

 

[friskykillface]

Any guy GAF here have boob envy?

yeah, just to see what its like.


although i could just get fat and have man boobs, not the same though

 

[Stet]

I don't know, I think one of the major draws to boobs is that they're attached to a woman.

 

[jasonng]

I am making sesame chicken as we speak. Homemade sesame chicken is boss.

Cooking gaf unite! My veggies didn't come out that bad. At least I know I can make it better next time. Also la1n, I'm jelly bro. Having a backyard garden is one my life goals.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Song is great cause it's pretty much exactly what would happen if they were detachable.

Pretty much.

Best single of the 90's.

Quite possibly.

 

[CountAntonius]

Best single of the 90's.

Ahem

 

[Emitan]

yeah, just to see what its like.


although i could just get fat and have man boobs, not the same though

Man boobs are not the same at all. They're sad and good boobs are happy.

 

[Ezalc]

I am making sesame chicken as we speak. Homemade sesame chicken is boss.

Fuckyouuuuuuuuuu.gif

It doesn't help that I was actually hungry before I came into this thread.

 

[Plywood]

Man boobs are not the same at all. They're sad and good boobs are happy.

I am so glad Otrebor is not here.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

It's simply impossible to hit the "go to last post read" button and not be three pages behind on this shit.

 

[marrec]

Cooking gaf unite! My veggies didn't come out that bad. At least I know I can make it better next time. Also la1n, I'm jelly bro. Having a backyard garden is one my life goals.

We just ran out of the Garlic we grew over last winter. So fucking sad, that stuff was way better than the stale ass store bought stuff. It is stupid easy to grow too.

 

[Emitan]

It's simply impossible to hit the "go to last post read" button and not be three pages behind on this shit.

Do you have breast_envy?

 

[Smiles and Cries]

so hungry now

pizza?

buffalo wings?

breast milk?

dunno this thread is going to make me break 150lbs for the first time in my skinny ass life!

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I have breasts. They're more masculine than most female breasts.

 

[Alucrid]

I have breasts. They're more masculine than most female breasts.

Just more? *snicker*

We just ran out of the Garlic we grew over last winter. So fucking sad, that stuff was way better than the stale ass store bought stuff. It is stupid easy to grow too.

Nothing beats fresh from the garden tomatoes. Sooooo good, except you have to do so much to keep those asshole squirrels away.

 

[Demy]

Penises are more worth than they're trouble.

Fixed.

Have you guys been derailing since yesterday? Jesus, don't y'all sleep?

 

[.la1n]

I'm still cooking! I fucked up the eggs. Also the ice bath for my bittermelons. No bueno.

Im cooking too and on TC, because im awesome.

edit: cooking necktie GAF unite

 

[Inanna]

Retractable penises would be nice. I dunno if I'd like to have balls and penis hanging between my legs, would drive me insane.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't smile in pictures cause I'm a G.

Same.

 

[Steamlord]

I am so glad Otrebor is not here.

 

[Professor Beef]

Retractable penises would be nice. I dunno if I'd like to have balls and penis hanging between my legs, would drive me insane.

I would feel like a robot, which would be awesome.

 

[Stet]

Retractable penises would be nice. I dunno if I'd like to have balls and penis hanging between my legs, would drive me insane.

Yeah, it bangs up my knee something fierce.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Do you have breast_envy?

Thank you.

I don't think so.

But I enjoy looking at them.

And other things.

Wow, weird thread.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Same.

you are not wearing Pink!

true Gs wear hot Pink in da One Two

 

[Red]

Retractable penises would be nice. I dunno if I'd like to have balls and penis hanging between my legs, would drive me insane.

They are alright. Sometimes on a low hanging day, you move too fast you might end up sitting on them. And shallow toilets are the worst.

But without them how else you supposed to cock your food

Yeah, it bangs up my knee something fierce.

:lol was waiting for this