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[FrenchMovieTheme]

larry let me expand on that:

do not do it. not to be inappropriate but your wife let your best friend blast in her mouth. i don't even know how you speak to this woman let alone want to take her back. have some self respect and just move on. there are other fish in the sea, trust me there is a better girl out there for you and someone that won't treat you like garbage because i guarantee you when she gets tired of you again (in a month or a few months) she's going to go right back to fucking your best friend or some other new dick.

if you get back with her you are done. just stop it now while you still can or you're going to be in this same situation over and over again.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

Hope it works out for you man.

 

[Talon]

I hope what FMT wrote isn't true.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Eh I mean you know she'll definitely cheat on you again, but I guess you can have like a sham marriage for the sake of your kids. Maybe invite that best friend of yours over to hang out while you take the kids out for ice cream

She never actually cheated on me, only in her heart (which is an incredibly effeminate thing to say). In fact she hasn't had sex with anyone since EDIT or let anyone "blast her in the mouth"(religious reasoning). But this is not reconciliation, it's just seeing if it's even possible. I've got stipulations and changes that I require from her to even consider this. I've done some healing and growing since we separated, she'll need to also.

Enough of this sissy shit, FUCK PITTSBURGH FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!

 

[TheLegendary]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

Shit Tyrone, get it together.

 

[Wellington]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

Here's a cold and cruel dose of reality that I typically save for my friends doing dumb shit:

Go ahead and get with her, I can't wait to find out who she leaves you for next.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

She never actually cheated on me, only in her heart (which is an incredibly effeminate thing to say). In fact she hasn't had sex with anyone since (religious reasoning). But this is not reconciliation, it's just seeing if it's even possible. I've got stipulations and changes that I require from her to even consider this. I've done some healing and growing since we separated, she'll need to also.

Enough of this sissy shit, FUCK PITTSBURGH FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!

lollerskates

riiight....

 

[jakncoke]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

So her dick on the side didn't work out, now she going try and jump back on your dick. what a wench

 

[squicken]

I'm too lazy to find the thread, but I thought you said she cheated on you with your best friend. I mean if she said they didn't fuck, well, it's nice that you believe it.

 

[brentech]

ongoing personal matters make for no fun league thread

 

[Doomsayer]

IIRC, Larry said she wanted be with his best friend and they were going to get married. I don't believe he mentioned any type of tomfoolery.

Just don't do it, man. Someone said it, it didn't work out with her other boy toy and shes trying to use you as a fallback. You're bigger than this. You can put together all the stipulations and conditions you want, but when push comes to shove the same thing is going to happen.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

She never actually cheated on me, only in her heart

That's even worse, especially from a woman.

 

[Godslay]

She never actually cheated on me, only in her heart (which is an incredibly effeminate thing to say). In fact she hasn't had sex with anyone since EDIT or let anyone "blast her in the mouth"(religious reasoning). But this is not reconciliation, it's just seeing if it's even possible. I've got stipulations and changes that I require from her to even consider this. I've done some healing and growing since we separated, she'll need to also.

Enough of this sissy shit, FUCK PITTSBURGH FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!

I know that I am just a random guy on the other side of the internet, getting into your business, but I personally would forgive her and then move on. Find someone that really loves you for you, respects you, and doesn't second guess that love. From what I've read, and I don't know it all, that she doesn't or hasn't felt that way in the past. Either way good luck!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKhyj5Szmks&feature=player_embedded

i had never seen this jim mora sr. rant before (not as good as his playoff one though)

 

[mr2xxx]

Here's a cold and cruel dose of reality that I typically save for my friends doing dumb shit:

Go ahead and get with her, I can't wait to find out who she leaves you for next.

Pretty much how I feel. Friends ask for but never listen to any advice regarding relationships so there is no point.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Landry Jones staying in school. So that's Luck and RG3 (if he declares) in the first round. Maybe Tannehill? The price for Luck and RG3 just went up though, as did it for Flynn. Slim pickings this year.

The trade value for Jimmy Clausen just skyrocketed.

 

[mr2xxx]

The trade value for Jimmy Clausen just skyrocketed.

5th and a bag of jalapeno chips

 

[mastershake]

That's even worse, especially from a woman.

Pretty much this... She's emotionally moved on from you. It's time you move on from her.

 

[chuckddd]

She never actually cheated on me, only in her heart (which is an incredibly effeminate thing to say). In fact she hasn't had sex with anyone since EDIT or let anyone "blast her in the mouth"(religious reasoning). But this is not reconciliation, it's just seeing if it's even possible. I've got stipulations and changes that I require from her to even consider this. I've done some healing and growing since we separated, she'll need to also.

Enough of this sissy shit, FUCK PITTSBURGH FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!

Guys, we need to put together a fund and send Larry a professional lady of the night.

As a back up plan, go to the 'Stick in ten days or so and wait for your free FMThandy™.

 

[Tamanon]

Man, our next head coach better not be a fucking Gruden.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Man, our next head coach better not be a fucking Gruden.

 

[I H8 Memes]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

Didnt people in the original thread tell you this would happen and when it does DON'T DO IT! Come on man. You are really close to getting out without it costing you very much or you losing your house and now you are going to fuck it up. This was her plan from the moment she asked to move back in.

Sorry to be so harsh but you are making a mistake here.

 

[Lonestar]

Floyd's bitch made, watched pretty much all but a handful of his games from the start of his career. When he's not involved in the game he couldn't be more disinterested. Terrible run blocker too, for a man of his size he should mauling.

Kendall Wright is going to be great, easy first round pick.

Forgot to mention, there's a few WR's from Arkansas that'll be in the NFL. Adams and Wright should be pretty good.

 

[Talamius]

The trade value for Jimmy Clausen just skyrocketed.

2 free car wash coupons instead of 1?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

2 free car wash coupons instead of 1?

buy 2 full course meals get 1 free soda at claim jumpers

 

[Godslay]

buy 2 full course meals get 1 free soda at claim jumpers

Good thing Freeman isn't a GM.

 

[LJ11]

Forgot to mention, there's a few WR's from Arkansas that'll be in the NFL. Adams and Wright should be pretty good.

Yeah, I like a lof the receivers, may not be a lot of standout talent, but lots of depth and slot types available. Like a lot of the running backs too, decent offensive draft if you ask me.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Larry, if it's strictly sex you're after, then TAP DAT SHIT HARD. If you're actually contemplating going back to this gash, I hope you catch something. Come on, dude. I know you're a smart guy.

Football-related, the Lions suck, but I hope they take care of New Orleans so I can laugh maniacally as we eliminate them and Lions-GAF evacuates the forum en masse.

Except goldlion and Square. Where the fuck is Square, anyways? An upcoming wedding is no excuse to ditch out durIng the playoffs.

 

[DMczaf]

You know who's the worst? Michael Lombardi. Dude acts like he's the best judge of talent in the NFL, yet he's an unemployed GM. No one wants to hire you, yet I'm suppose to listen to you like you have cred? Fuck you and your fat face. Tell Bill Simmons to stop double fisting you and Dilfer like you're god's gift to NFL scouting.

 

[Smokey]

Here's some BaltimoreLarry centric non-NFL news. My soon to be ex wife called me the other day and said we should start dating again. I'm going out with her tonight.

Crazy shit going on the this head, good things the Ravens are winning the Superbowl!

cmon man

don't do this. i read the entirety of your thread...don't fall back into this

 

[Godslay]

Except goldlion and Square. Where the fuck is Square, anyways? An upcoming wedding is no excuse to ditch out durIng the playoffs.

WedgeX has always been reasonable.

 

[ConradCervantes]

WedgeX has always been reasonable.

True. Apologies, WedgeX.

 

[Nakazato]

Man, our next head coach better not be a fucking Gruden.

It wont lol

sports talk in Jax is says shotty is the most likely atm... Yet Jax has been playing martty ball for years

 

[Seda]

oops

 

[snesfreak]

Man, our next head coach better not be a fucking Gruden.

:jnc

 

[Grover Cleveland]

The trade value for Jimmy Clausen just skyrocketed.

Clausen for Manning straight up.

Get this shit done, JRich and Hurney, and I might just forgive you for paying 52 mil to Jake Delhomme for 2TD/5INT/1FUMBL against the Cardinals.

 

[Smokey]

Houston - Texans anthem music video with Texans players

WE READY MAFUCKERS

 

[DMczaf]

Tampa's anthem for the offseason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM&ob=av2e

 

[snesfreak]

Tampa's anthem for the offseason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM&ob=av2e

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!
FOR ONE MORE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[mr2xxx]

Houston - Texans anthem music video with Texans players

WE READY MAFUCKERS

What the fuck happened to Paul Wall?

 

[RBH]

Josh Freeman's anthem for the offseason:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI

 

[Fox318]

Fire Schotty

 

[MechDX]

Houston - Texans anthem music video with Texans players

WE READY MAFUCKERS

JJ Watt is the most corn fed white boy I have ever seen!

With that thought, fuck the rest of the NFL! We gonna crash this post season party!

 

[Smokey]

What the fuck happened to Paul Wall?

i dont know if he had surgery or what but he lost a fuckton of weight.

 

[DMczaf]

Josh Freeman's anthem for the offseason:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPk6OQkpeI

If only Freeman had an anthem for his entire career like Matthew Ryan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOCNY9pJ850

 

[snesfreak]

If only Freeman had an anthem for his entire career like Matthew Ryan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOCNY9pJ850

You bastard!
I was about to post that.

 

[Smokey]

JJ Watt is the most corn fed white boy I have ever seen!

With that thought, fuck the rest of the NFL! We gonna crash this post season party!

Houston - Texans anthem music video with Texans players

WE READY MAFUCKERS

I'm kind of mad Jacoby Jones got name dropped in the anthem

what the fuck

 

[DMczaf]

This is some bullshit. 12 months ago the sky was the limit, now the limit is the sky. WE HAD IT ALL! Fuck this league. Give me back 2011!

 

[MechDX]

I'm kind of mad Jacoby Jones got name dropped in the anthem

what the fuck

Yeah I dont think Jacoby COULD catch a disease. He would run around in circles a few minutes then just fall down.

 

[mastershake]

Houston - Texans anthem music video with Texans players

WE READY MAFUCKERS

Songs like this always get me so hype... When i was living in SA and the spurs were in "dynasty" mode they had a song like this too (reppin my block remix)

Wish we'd get a Packers song like this. Who's gonna do it though? Coo Coo Cal? smh

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also, god damn is paul wall lookin sickly