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marrec said:
Ya, and one thing I've learned is that everyone goes through shit and deals with it. It's really helped me.



I was a philosophy major in college because I wanted to be an Ethics teacher in High School. I really want to make peoples lives better. But there is no money in money in making lives better. :(
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Yeah, I understand that. One of the reasons I became a journalist is because I wanted to use one of my major skills (writing) to help people. I wanted to be Woodward and Bernstein because every generation needs people like that.

But that doesn't pay the bills, so I also flip houses, and help my family with their business. And on some days, I get to sleep!
 
KPJZKC said:
URL = pre ejaculation? :P
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Shits, didn't think anyone would notice that lol. They're all up now though.

Count Dookkake said:
Now, Sentry, before I go blind searching through those admittedly bad-ass creations, please tell me: am I in there?
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I.... don't know. :0 Maybe you're under a someone in the pile? :p Seriously though, I linked to that RP avatar pack Pancakes made a while back, if you weren't in there you're prob not up. Fear not though; read on.

doitlive said:
Sentry's a badass.
Also, maybe a poster or something?
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H.Protagonist said:
And, Sentry. Damn! I want that as a poster or something. You do good work. Good work, indeed.
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Thanks guys (&everyone)! Yeah, a poster could definitely be done... we gotta agree on some stuff and get all the rest of the users in there first, though.

AgentWhiskers said:
Sentry's work should be made into a GAF ad campaign. LOOK AT THE DIVERSITY.
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Haha, and we all live in harmony and for free!! Earth 2.0 should be built off of GAF.
 
Hey Insomiacs. I have this great comedy movie to make you feel warm and cozy. It's called Antichrist. Don't fall for the name, it's a metaphor for how annoying someone can be.

Go watch... Now! Share the pain... of love!
 
Wow people wrote a lot. Oh well.

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Sentry said:
Shits, didn't think anyone would notice that lol. They're all up now though.


I.... don't know. :0 Maybe you're under a someone in the pile? :p Seriously though, I linked to that RP avatar pack Pancakes made a while back, if you weren't in there you're prob not up. Fear not though; read on.



Thanks guys (&everyone)! Yeah, a poster could definitely be done... we gotta agree on some stuff and get all the rest of the users in there first, though.


Haha, and we all live in harmony and for free!! Earth 2.0 should be built off of GAF.
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It's too early to say if RP gaf has been a success, but I gotta say, it feels good, man. Feels good. :)
 
ShockingAlberto said:
Yeah, I understand that. One of the reasons I became a journalist is because I wanted to use one of my major skills (writing) to help people. I wanted to be Woodward and Bernstein because every generation needs people like that.

But that doesn't pay the bills, so I also flip houses, and help my family with their business. And on some days, I get to sleep!
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Once I had a son, I realized that the best thing I can do is make sure he is a good person. I still want to teach Ethics... but I'm really good at what I do right now. And nobody will let me teach Ethics in High School. :(
 
Sentry said:
Shits, didn't think anyone would notice that lol. They're all up now though.


I.... don't know. :0 Maybe you're under a someone in the pile? :p Seriously though, I linked to that RP avatar pack Pancakes made a while back, if you weren't in there you're prob not up. Fear not though; read on.



Thanks guys (&everyone)! Yeah, a poster could definitely be done... we gotta agree on some stuff and get all the rest of the users in there first, though.


Haha, and we all live in harmony and for free!! Earth 2.0 should be built off of GAF.
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Sentry, you're all right by me, no matter the frequency of when your undergarmets are changed. :P
 
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
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I have some scars but there's no great story. I was a C-section, the doctor was not as careful as he should have been.

They're mostly around the back of my thighs, though. Go go literal fetal position!
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
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I have a scar on my lip (not that noticeable though) from jumping on the couch when I was 5 and busting my lip open on the arm of the couch. Still remember screaming from the stitches I had to get in my lip.
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.
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My legs and all scarred up from being a reckless kid but that's pretty much it. Have a nice little crack in my skull from when my dad thought I was groceries as an infant and dropped me when he went to open the door. But I was too young to remember that(few months).
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
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Yeah. I have a scar on my hip from when they took bone from my hip and implanted it into my Alveolar process. I also have a slight scar on my lip from that process as well.

I should do one of those life drawing pics
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
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I have a Harry Potter scar (I've never actually read Harry Potter, but people have told me is a Harry Potter scar), I got it from running into a bookcase when I was young.

No scar here, but I have a huge calcium deposit from breaking my ankle during a basketball game and not coming out of the game. I didn't know I broke it until hours after. Now I have what looks like a third ankle on top of my foot.
 
While I wouldn't call these "cool" scars, I have stretch marks all up and down my thighs from growing too fast. But they aren't ugly ones, actually I think they look great. They are slightly paler than my normal skin and look tiger markings.
 
One small zig zag scar on my left middle finger. I was doing a saber ceremony opening of a champagne bottle a few xmas eve's ago (my second only attempt, I am 1-2 and it will remain that forever) and someone put the entire bottle in the freezer prior (only should chill the neck) and when I did the saber thing it exploded into a hundred pieces and one giant shard was sticking in my finger. All things considered I was lucky. Ugh, so embarrassing. Never again.
 
marrec said:
I learned how to be a great Dad by being the opposite of what I've seen.
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marrec said:
Once I had a son, I realized that the best thing I can do is make sure he is a good person.
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You have no idea how happy it makes me to see someone say this. I hope your son appreciates your hard work. :)

H.Protagonist said:
You just keep doing what you're doing and get to college. It will be all the sweeter for the sweat you've poured into it. Working and accomplishing your goals and living out your dreams is the best way to stick it to people who are dicks, too. ^_^
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Yeah, it feels like the right time to do this since I know what I want from life finally. It will be a difficult journey but I'm sure the rewards will be great.

Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.

I have some scars but none of them are really awesome. You can see the one on my forehead in my avatar, which was from a brick (my brothers were real sweethearts). There's one on the back of my head that hair hides, from when a girl I was sweet on almost killed me with a giant rock she hurled from about two stories up. Mind that was a long time ago (we were both around 12-13); any woman I've dated as an adult would be much more efficient at trying to kill me, I think. Then there's one on my left knee which is totally stupid and I got from like a car door or something.
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Nothing really cool but I have a burn on my left arm from a stove and a scar under my left eyebrow I don't remember getting.
 
Wallach said:
So do you guys have any cool scars? Usually cool scars have cool stories to go along with them.
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Other than the boring elbows & knees scar tissue from falling over a lot, the only interesting scar I have is from having to cut off a pair of handcuffs (not mine, was like 14 - and not cop handcuffs :P) I had lost the key to with a hacksaw. Last stroke went a bit too far and it went into my arm like a hot knife through butter, no serious damage though :D

Moral = don't play with handcuffs
 
What about birthmarks and moles? I've got a few. I have a teardrop birthmark on my thigh and some random blotches on my arms, as well as a mole on my cheek.
 
Lissar said:
While I wouldn't call these "cool" scars, I have stretch marks all up and down my thighs from growing too fast. But they aren't ugly ones, actually I think they look great. They are slightly paler than my normal skin and look tiger markings.
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I managd to get some stretch marks on my hips while I was weight training. I was so proud. Now, I've probably lost a lot of those gains. Got to get back in the gym and get my chun-li thighs.

I've also got a ton of tiny burn marks from cooking and ironing. I can be clumsy.
 
KPJZKC said:
Other than the boring elbows & knees scar tissue from falling over a lot, the only interesting scar I have is from having to cut off a pair of handcuffs (not mine, was like 14 - and not cop handcuffs :P) I had lost the key to with a hacksaw. Last stroke went a bit too far and it went into my arm like a hot knife through butter, no serious damage though :D

Moral = don't play with handcuffs
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Friend of mine has a scar from a saw. Circular saw in his case, that he gave himself in the most idiotic fashion (i.e. oh I'll just cut this board on my knee because why not). Pretty crazy wound, it was such a fast mistake that I don't think it registered until the saw kicked up off his knee because it hit his femur.
 
I have some scars on my forehead and a chipped tooth.

Basically long story short, walking around on a Thursday night (around 10:30pm) in my home city, just me and a friend leaving a bar and we were about 150m down the road (admittedly I was quite drunk, so likely looked an easy target). This car pulled up, one guy got out punched me in the face so i fell over, ran back to the car, another guy got out came and punched me a few times, ran back to the car, and this happened for the next 5 -10 mins, all 5 of them in the car got out and took a hit at me.

I blacked out and don't remember anything (last memory is leaving the bar, first memory is in the taxi covered in blood on the way to the hospital)

I had no idea who the guys were, they said nothing to me, ie no "wheres my money bitch" or "give me your wallet" they all just took their shots at me then drove off.
 
Kitsunebaby said:
Pants are overrated. I say we do away with them.
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Down with pants!


HolyCheck said:
I have some scars on my forehead and a chipped tooth.

Basically long story short, walking around on a Thursday night (around 10:30pm) in my home city, just me and a friend leaving a bar and we were about 150m down the road (admittedly I was quite drunk, so likely looked an easy target). This car pulled up, one guy got out punched me in the face so i fell over, ran back to the car, another guy got out came and punched me a few times, ran back to the car, and this happened for the next 5 -10 mins, all 5 of them in the car got out and took a hit at me.

I blacked out and don't remember anything (last memory is leaving the bar, first memory is in the taxi covered in blood on the way to the hospital)

I had no idea who the guys were, they said nothing to me, ie no "wheres my money bitch" or "give me your wallet" they all just took their shots at me then drove off.
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Gang initiation.
 
H.Protagonist said:
Their beady eyes stare ahead towards victory... And hey, at least you gave yours arms. Mine had no arms OR pants. ;)
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Yeah I should written more about how being a tomboy was an alienating as fuck experience in elementary and middle school. And how in highschool I was intelligent but still really naive and didn't realize a bunch of girls (despite being absolute dumb assholes) had boyfriends because they were putting out.
 
H.Protagonist said:
Come, now! have you forgotten?! You have a great hubby AND Fishing Resort!!! :D Seriously, though, thanks for sharing. Seems we've all had a bit of shite in our lives. I hope we all end with domo-hats on our heads, though. :)
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I'm not going to lie, it makes me feel better to realize that we've all had some degree of trauma and are still functioning adults.

I'm sure there were times in my life where I didn't know if I could be good at being an adult because of everything I went through. I guess it's kind of hard to know that the standards to which we're comparing ourselves to all probably went through a lot of shit, too.
 
Scars...well when I was in elementary a disturbed classmate nailed a pencil on my leg, I still have the pencil tip stuck there (never got it out). In high school a girl stubbed out a cigarette on my hand. We were young.
 
Kitsunebaby said:
Pants are overrated. I say we do away with them.
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Since I obviously don't wear any... I'm all for this solidarity! Off with the pants!

Devolution said:
Yeah I should written more about how being a tomboy was an alienating as fuck experience in elementary and middle school. And how in highschool I was intelligent but still really naive and didn't realize a bunch of girls (despite being absolute dumb assholes) had boyfriends because they were putting out.
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And then they all got preggers or had STDs and popped out 2-3 kids and live in navy housing. At least, this was the result at my school, and I confess I take somewhat vicious pleasure in it. I hope you at least spiked a volleyball in their made-up faces in school. :)
 
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