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NFL 2011 Wild Card |OT| Where Everyone Is In Like Flynn

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Guys my roommate thinks Cowardly Ryan is elite. I tried explaining to him why he's not. How do I do this without losing my mind?

Advise pls.

1. Go to the Kitchen
2. Open your Oven
3. Grab a Frying Pan
4. Go back to Friend
5. ????????
6. Profit... if you see blood, RUN!, Never STOP!
 
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That's the Batman where Scarecrow captures him, straps him to a gurney, and puts him in a fantasy land so he (Scarecrow) can commit crime without interference, but never thinks to remove his mask or just kill him, right?
 
I think I'm gonna take the 3rd quarter off. This game is terrible, bring on Tebow already.

If you think this game is terrible wait for that 10-3 dreck that's coming later.

Remind him of Matt's playoff record after this game if the Falcons lose.

Good point.

He's a huge Ravens fan but he doesn't watch a lot of other teams, so he tends to go off of big names.
 
Guys my roommate thinks Cowardly Ryan is elite. I tried explaining to him why he's not. How do I do this without losing my mind?

Advise pls.

Tell your roommate that his QB doesn't get a cool nickname until he actually wins something in the post-season. Until then, he's "Shatty Ice" or "Cowardly Ryan."
 
Guys my roommate thinks Cowardly Ryan is elite. I tried explaining to him why he's not. How do I do this without losing my mind?

Advise pls.
If he's somewhat smart he'll figure it out when you tell him to look for the check downs and dump-offs.

And my goodness, Michael Turner seems so damn slow. How does he get yards usually? If the hole isn't there he loses 2 every time.
 
Tell your roommate that his QB doesn't get a cool nickname until he actually wins something in the post-season. Until then, he's "Shatty Ice" or "Cowardly Ryan."

The hell you talking about? Cowardly Ryan is the best nickname in sports. And not just because a brilliant man coined it.
 
The hell you talking about? Cowardly Ryan is the best nickname in sports. And not just because a brilliant man coined it.

It's a great nickname, but it isn't positive. I don't have a problem with that name at all; it's the other one ("Matty Ice") that I find lame and very undeserved.
 
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