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[Brobzoid]

"But this isn't what I ordered," Van Patten says, looking at his plate.
"I wanted the mussel sausage."

- American Psycho, p. 45


I usually ended up with something I didn't order in 2011 too... ;_;

 

[AceBandage]

As I flew over the pic, I read that tineye gave a ridiculous number of matches. It was of course impossible, but for a second, I believed that the joke was that a lot of people were tricked into tatooing themselves by this girl.

So the actual joke was kind of a letdown

Also

PLEASE

DON'T FORGET THE RULE ABOUT NOT DOING WHAT PICTURES ASK WHEN ANYONE DOES THE NEXT THREAD

Kill joy.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

PLEASE

DON'T FORGET THE RULE ABOUT NOT DOING WHAT PICTURES ASK WHEN ANYONE DOES THE NEXT THREAD

 

[CHEEZMO™]

As I flew over the pic, I read that tineye gave a ridiculous number of matches. It was of course impossible, but for a second, I believed that the joke was that a lot of people were tricked into tatooing themselves by this girl.

So the actual joke was kind of a letdown

Also

PLEASE

DON'T FORGET THE RULE ABOUT NOT DOING WHAT PICTURES ASK WHEN ANYONE DOES THE NEXT THREAD

 

[AceBandage]

 

[MilesWebber]

 

[Acid08]

Turned to page 45.

"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst poetry in the Universe."

Hitchhikers Guide, WHY?

 

[Gor@n]

Page 45

"It's hard to say exactly what happens, in a room with no windows" lol wth

 

[AceBandage]

Page 45

"It's hard to say exactly what happens, in a room with no windows" lol wth

Oh, we all know...

 

[lethial]

Page 45:

Draw attention to yourself by creating an unforgettable, even controversial image.

 

[D4Danger]

"Finally, to round out our discussion of basic shapes, we'll return to straight lines"

SVG Essentials

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Location 45 from my last book:

"So, as we famously know from Nick Hornby's (or John Cusack's) High Fidelity, some people like to make ranked lists."

 

[Uno Venova]

Well they are white roses.

 

[Atramental]

Page 45:

"In that state of innocence, his tongue had gone straight to the quick of the world."

hmmm.

 

[AceBandage]

Page 45:

"In that state of innocence, his tongue had gone straight to the quick of the world."

hmmm.

Kinky.

 

[the chris]

 

[SRG01]

LOL, slightly blasphemous but...

God made two great lights -- the greater light to rule over the day and the lessor light to rule over the night.

That's a passage from Genesis

 

[Zekes!]

Page 45

'Yes, I love you,' said the flower

Le Petit Prince

 

[Atramental]

LOL, slightly blasphemous but...



That's a passage from Genesis

Go to page 45 of songs of solomon.

You're sure to find something in there.

 

[SRG01]

Go to page 45 of songs of solomon.

You're sure to find something in there.

The book beside me isn't the bible... it's just a study guide.

 

[McNei1y]

Page 45:

"Most killers of this type have a pattern and stick with it."

So I'm going to bang a kinky killer.

 

[LuchaShaq]

Sean Coonce (I'm going to hell)

 

[Hot Coldman]

Sean Coonce (I'm going to hell)

More like Drow Sconlon

 

[LuchaShaq]

How can so many people die just by falling out of bed? Do they leave spikes and mines around their bed or what?

I roll in my sleep HARD. In my old bed I literally had a stack of extra pillows/blankets near the head area to the side of the bed to prevent me from hurting myself. Would wakeup on the floor once a week. sometimes HOURS after falling according to the gf.

 

[PandaJones]

LOL, slightly blasphemous but...

God made two great lights -- the greater light to rule over the day and the lessor light to rule over the night.

That's a passage from Genesis

Spoiler

Hope someone gets it.

 

[Atramental]

 

[Rickard]

We finished almost at the same time, just as the sky began to lighten in the east.

- World War Z

 

[Lirlond]

As Dany stood, her tokar began to slip.

-A Dance with Dragons.

Exciting! The only reason this thing is near me is because it's too tall for my bookshelf !

 

[Mike Works]

Hahaha, I grabbed Douglas Coupland's "Player One: What Is to Become of Us" off my shelf, turned it to page 45, and got this chapter heading:

THE BEST OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

And I was so stoked... until I realized that I was looking at page 44. So I looked over to the next page:

"Everyone here looks like they're about to enter a witness relocation program."

 

[Alucrid]

"So, it's to the death, both of you," Kraiklyn announced, smiling. "No weapons, but I don't see any referees, so...anything goes. Ok-begin."

Well then.

 

[Atramental]

Spoiler

I should really watch Doctor Who. Looks like a cool show.

 

[low-G]

"Wu-k'ung and Wu-neng debate on the means of getting Tripitaka across the river.

BWAHAHA that's so true!

 

[Valhelm]

I did not feel this way and I was certain, in my innocence, that I never would.

- Notes on a Native Son, by James Baldwin, from an essay collection.

 

[grap3fruitman]

 

[AceBandage]

One hundred points to Ron Paul for last night. Wink wink.

 

[butzopower]

"The straw knight jousts better than that one."

 

[Lirlond]

"The straw knight jousts better than that one."

Oh man this is best so far. :lol

 

[Atramental]

 

[Count Dookkake]

Looks like GamePro reviews.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Pg 45
"Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again."
A Game of Thrones

Looks promising, unless the laughing is about the size of my package.

 

[Demon Ice]

"A cell's life cycle is the series of changes it goes through from the time it is formed until it reproduces itself."



:/

 

[oatmeal]

I had to try it...closest book was "EXCLUSIVE" by Sandra Brown.

Page 45, first sentence (first half is on 44, but it works better if you just use 45):

"...humiliation of the world finding out about her or her husband's sexual history."

Well done, meme.

BTW, first part of the sentence is "Mrs. Merritt couldn't risk the..."

 

[Mars]

Page 45 of Candide

"Holy Virgin!" she exclaimed.

FUUUUUUCK.

 

[thezerofire]

p. 45 - Slaughterhouse 5

"Nobody talked."

 

[Ninja Beagle]

"...simply disappeared and were never heard of again."

pg. 45. 1984 George Orwell

 

[AceBandage]

Page 45 of Candide

"Holy Virgin!" she exclaimed.

FUUUUUUCK.

Beautiful.

 

[Nappuccino]

p. 45 - Slaughterhouse 5

"Nobody talked."

Well, that's depressing.

p. 45 The Waves

At home, the waves are miles long.

edit: my other possiblity was Crime and Punishment

In ten years your mother will go blind from those kerchiefs, and maybe from tears as well; she'll waste away with fasting; and your sister?

Which is a ton of shit more dressing.

 

[Lamel]

Old Yeller - Pg 45.

"She said the men knew that if they took Bud Searcy along, they'll never get to Kansas before the steers were dead with old age."

I'm guessing the steers are women and I will never have sex with one again because they will all die before I get to one.

 

[GhostWriter24]

I had to try it...closest book was "EXCLUSIVE" by Sandra Brown.

Page 45, first sentence (first half is on 44, but it works better if you just use 45):

"...humiliation of the world finding out about her or her husband's sexual history."

Well done, meme.

BTW, first part of the sentence is "Mrs. Merritt couldn't risk the..."

LOL pg 45, first sentence of John Adams by David McCullough:

The case Lambert vs Field involved two horses belonging to Luke Lambert, a coarse, cocksure man whom Adams did not like.

:lol

 

[Zabka]

Spy Handler: Memoir of a KGB Officer - Pg. 45

"I was far from the only one in the hall to shed tears that day."

Same as 2011 I guess.