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[maomaoIYP]

Pg 45
"Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again."
A Game of Thrones

Looks promising, unless the laughing is about the size of my package.

I found another book I had in my drawer. Anna Karenina.
"And I'll tell you something more, my wife is a most wonderful woman..."

I guess I'm going to be having an affair with a married woman who will either make me laugh while we're doing it or laugh at the size of my package.

 

[Spottty]

Came and saw the thread had grown 2 full pages. I thought "Wicked, there has got to be some good stuff in there!"

Nope, just a bunch of Page 45 bull.

 

[TheKyle07]

Genius. Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1udn_NN4-9Y

Sooooo funny. Watch it all. You know what's coming, but... :lol

Tonight I watched Taken for the first time just so that I could understand this joke, lol. Pretty fun movie.

 

[omgkitty]

Mine was from The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle:

I nodded silently - without the slightest inkling of what she was talking about.

I think this pretty much sums up my ways with women haha

 

[DY_nasty]

Pg 45 Dune: "There are proven ways: play on the certain knowledge of their superiority, the mystique of secret covenant, the espirit of shared suffering. It can be done. It has been done on many worlds in many times."

O_O

 

[Atramental]

Came and saw the thread had grown 2 full pages. I thought "Wicked, there has got to be some good stuff in there!"

Nope, just a bunch of Page 45 bull.

Here's some content:

 

[Mana Sin]

"She wore sandals and sunglasses." White Night by Jim Butcher.

Hm...

 

[Recarpo]

Here's some content:

I am shocked that pleasurethrone.com isn't a working website anymore.

 

[Atramental]

This one is for PonyGAF.

 

[DarkKyo]

pleasurethrone

Reminds me of Penn Jillette's patent the "Jill-Jet".

 

[Zona]

"Three months' work figuring out where the toxins came from ending with the corpse's wife awarded the full insurance settlement and a grey-market whore deported back to Eros."



Also heres a picture.

 

[Dany]

"The Corning people went to a lot of trouble to turn out a piece of glass that fits perfectly in both a glass joint AND a rubber adaptor, so use it"

I don't like this at all...

 

[AceBandage]

"The Corning people went to a lot of troupe to turn out a piece of glass that fits perfectly in both a glass joint AND a rubber adaptor, so use it"

I don't like this at all...

This one is perfect for many reasons.

 

[Atramental]

 

[bengraven]

Fuck yes, I can handle this:

"Her hair was a wonderful red, and strands fell before her shoulders"

Tales of Dying Earth omnibus edition, page 45

 

[Acid08]

.....Chong?

 

[Truant]

Lovecraft, Beyond the wall of sleep.

"The climax? What plain tale of science can boast of such a rhetorical effect?"

 

[The Boat]

"She rocked there for a minute in the dark, erect above him, her other hand on his neck."
-Neuromancer

I can roll with that

 

[Barrage]

Gumbo: A Literary Rent Party.

"I don't know for how long, but it's all right...You know how I do."

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

The Journal of Master Gnost-Dural (fromt he SWTOR CE):

"Jedi attacked and started a war that lasted a century and became known as the Hundred Year Darkness."








:-(

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

"Volcanoes"

p. 45, The Book of General Ignorance

 

[Bisnic]

This thread is getting boring to watch. It's supposed to be about pics!

Quick, someone post a bunch of funny pics!

This is how my parents cat looks like since yesterday(not their cat):

 

[Kapura]

.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

"It was simply pouring with rain outside, and had been all day; and I couldn't quite make matters out."




What.

 

[Silentagony]

Reading my Veterinary Medical Ethics book when my boyfriend told me to go to page 45, etc....

"Their penises are cut off or sewn to the body wall."


... yikes..

 

[Acid08]

Someone just start a thread for the pg. 45 shit, too much in here.

 

[Karl2177]

I'm so glad someone posted this. I've had a folder of funny/awesome images that I've blown off posting. This is the image that makes me laugh the most.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Doyle Brunsons' Super System: A Course in Power Poker

"So I studied Johnny's strategy and saw that he didn't try to win early in the tournament."

Sounds kinda gay. :\

 

[RC]

Amercian Gods, pg. 45
Technically the sentence starts on page 44, but most of it is on the next page.

"He had a bruise under one eye-when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply-and a swollen lower lip."

Freaky sex here I come.

 

[BlueTsunami]

"...his body with yonder knight at the fountain, it is in great peril if ever he come again, for he is one of the best knights of the world, and the strongest man of arms."

~pg.45 Le Morte D'Arthur

Oh lawd!

If there ever was a moment I felt there was joy in sucking dick, it'd need to be this year

 

[cacophony]

"...two notes played simultaneously that seem as if they don't belong together and don't resolve."


Oh god lol

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

More sad than funny, but funny:

 

[Das Boot]

"The monster was there--it glared and gnawed and gnawed and glared--and I knew that only a suspension of Nature's laws could ever let a man paint a thing like that without a model--without some glimpse of the nether world which no mortal unsold to the Fiend has ever had."

--At the Mountains of Madness Collection, HP Lovecraft.

I don't know how to feel about that lol.

 

[grap3fruitman]

More sad than funny, but funny:
http://i.imgur.com/PX5jh.jpg

...

 

[weekend_warrior]

More sad than funny, but funny:

[MG]http://i.imgur.com/PX5jh.jpg[/IMG]

I take it you found that on reddit?

 

[RevDM]

Reading my Veterinary Medical Ethics book when my boyfriend told me to go to page 45, etc....

"Their penises are cut off or sewn to the body wall."


... yikes..

The fuck

 

[smurfx]

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

I take it you found that on reddit?

nope. someone showed it to me, but they might have!

 

[Lo_Fi]

Good lord, if ever I need to derail a thread, I know the best way.

Spoiler

Hey guys, put "...in bed" at the end of your next fortune cookie!

 

[Atramental]

I've been on a roll.

 

[AceBandage]

Good lord, if ever I need to derail a thread, I know the best way.

Spoiler

Hey guys, put "...in bed" at the end of your next fortune cookie!

All endeavors begin with hard work... in bed.

 

[braves01]

P. 45 Libra Don DeLillo first full sentence: "He had a little vision of himself" yep, sounds like a normal, healthy sex life for 2012

 

[Ermac]

"I nodded silently - without the slightest inkling of what she was talking about"


Sounds about right

 

[Kinyou]

"What is this flower?"

Well I certainly hope it's a vagina.

 

[AceBandage]

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Digishine]

that look. OMG

 

[SteveWinwood]

Don't know if you guys have seen this yet.

 

[AceBandage]

I think we all Myst it.

 

[Spire]

I'd friendzone him too, he looks dull as fuck.