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Football/Fútbol/Fussball/Calcio Thread 11/12 |OT5| Manchester Fragrance: Channel N°5

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I just checked the FA rules and it does not explicitly say that two footed tackles are an instant red, rather they are referenced along with single footed tackles as dangerous tackles. That is to say, at no point does it say using both feet is an instant red card.

Also, quite interesting (to me) is that there is a concrete 'last man' rule. For the past five years, I thought this was just one of those things the commentators made up.
 
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Kompany gets sent off, lets all have a go at Rooney.

Calm down people, 20x? :lol :lol :lol
 
Shakira is trying her best not to look at his hair

WoodenLung said:
IMobile? prepare to be sued by Apple.
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:lol

And of all people, he decided to look like Zanetti

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I prefer Pasquato to Immobile up front, but I take your point.
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I love Pasquato, we should've kept him :( He reminds me of Vucinic, tricky forward with shitty finishing :P
 
He's still ours. He's only on loan to Lecce with no option to buy. He'll be back in a couple of years, but what he really needs is to be relocated to a team who will play him. I'd say Cesena or Catania would be a great place for him, especially the latter as they'll probably be without Maxi Lopez.

Immobile needs to keep his hair long(er). He looks stupid with the half-Borriello :P
 
Carbonox_Ratchet said:
I can't believe there are players called Immobile and Destro. Throw Hulk in there and you could have some team-up comic book.
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Well Hulk isn't actually called Hulk. But if we can throw nicknames in too : Vagner Love! Seriously, that's the best footballer name ever and his explanation for it on his own site is fatnastic.

Since his childhood, Vagner has a knack with girls. The boy was a very good dancer and trained the dance steps with his sister Vania to dance with the girls in the parties
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and bonus

His nickname was reinforced last year when a video of him and Brazilian porn actress Pamela Butt appeared online.
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fadetoblack said:
Immobile needs to keep his hair long(er). He looks stupid with the half-Borriello :P
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The longer the better, as long as he hides his face I guess :P
A burqa if he wants to walk around in torino

I'd say Cesena or Catania would be a great place for him, especially the latter as they'll probably be without Maxi Lopez.
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I hear he asked for a transfer? Catania sounds great really.
 
I said at the time the red was a joke but appealing it was even moreso. By the book its a red, its the rules that needs looking at, it was never going to be overturned in a million years
 
I googled "immobile" and saw fat anime girls in bikinis.

Then I looked down and saw fat man/womans anus.

Fuck you internet.
 
Sorry City GAF you know how much I like to see United lose, but when I saw that tackle I thought Red. It was just looked very bad.

Take heart you were by far the better side in the second half even with 10 men. Also you probably missed Barry more than you care to admit.
 
Frank the Great said:
it seems we might be close to signing mesbah from lecce

i know we need midfielders but i really wanted montolivo :( i don't know anything about mesbah
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Played very well during his days at Basle but didn't get a chance to be a regular starter. He went on playing for other teams before moving to Italy, which was a smart move for him personally. Overall, a very mature and balances player for what I remember.
 
Blablurn said:
not sure if troll or serious.

anyway, according to rumors we are interested in pizarro and berbatow :-o
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I hope you're kidding, I haven't read any rumors about that.
Only rumor is Howedes in summer... also, looks like both Arjen and Olic are going to be offered a new contract in these days.
 
Wake up to read links (from his agent, bleurgh) to Demba Ba and to a Greek right back.

It's something, but it's not what I'm after.
 
Salazar said:
Wake up to read links (from his agent, bleurgh) to Demba Ba and to a Greek right back.

It's something, but it's not what I'm after.
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Knowing our luck with injuries his knee would probably explode after his first touch of the ball at Old Trafford as a Man United player.
 
Hit a fairly big milestone in weightloss today so decided to reward myself, and seeing as I can't eat treats (I just don't trust myself to stop) I decided to go a different route and got these:

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Got THA DROG! As I am sure he is leaving either this window or next and it will be my last chance to get a kit with him on it, also he is awesome :(
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Also found these on my travels, but at 80 euro they can keep them until I find them cheaper:

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Both are extremely comfortable/awesome looking and I wanted to buy them, but I can't justify that price.
 
According to Tuttomercato City have accepted a bid from Inter for Tevez. They offered more than AC Milan. They believe it's a loan until the end of the season and then a guaranteed £21M plus bonuses.

Also City & Chelsea are meant to be interested in Di Maria. According to Marca he has had a meeting with a English club.
 
Messi said:
Hit a fairly big milestone in weightloss today so decided to reward myself, and seeing as I can't eat treats (I just don't trust myself to stop) I decided to go a different route and got these:

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Got THA DROG! As I am sure he is leaving either this window or next and it will be my last chance to get a kit with him on it, also he is awesome :(
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Also found these on my travels, but at 80 euro they can keep them until I find them cheaper:

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Both are extremely comfortable/awesome looking and I wanted to buy them, but I can't justify that price.
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great job on the weightloss time to treat yourself to the liverpool away jersey :-)
 
Messi said:
The black one? I have it with Suarez on it :P, I also have the home with Caroll on it (I know, what a fucking move by me) need to get the 3rd kit though.
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I loved the commentary as he put one in against Oldham. Instantly, "OH, COULD THIS BE THE START OF SOMETHING FOR THE BIG MAN". It's almost poignant.
 
immy said:
Does anyone know if this website is decent?

http://www.soccerkitshop.com/

They have a £17 german shirt here btw operon
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Its fake, the shirts are all way too cheap and look at this:

NEW SEASON 2011 - 2012 KIT ARRIVALS FREE WORLDWIDE DELIVERY
The new shirs for 2011/2012 season specail for you can get FREE Standard Worldwide Delivery
on all orders over £15.

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Also the site is a straight rip off of kitbag.

edit: they have straight up taken banners from kitbag and photoshopped the logo onto them. DO NOT USE THIS SITE.

Gareth Bale said:
wat
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I got it right before he started, I liked him at newcastle. Go away, stop bullying me :)
 
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