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I had a lucid dream once. I realised it was a dream because I was back at school. Once I realised I shouldn't be there I focused on watching everyone else in the dream and what they were doing. I couldn't fathom how my brain was creating all these people, or recreating them from my memory, and giving them all tasks and processes to convince me that the scenario was real.

Eventually I just started flying, and I started panicing a bit because I'm afraid of heights. I was flying at insane speeds too, it was truly frightening and amazing at the same time.

Only had it once, would love to be able to dream like that every night. Just to experiment with the limits my mind will go to create these fictional scenes and events.
 
My brother says I talk really loud in my sleep. Before, I would just mumble, but lately I'm conversating clearly. I forgot what he said I was saying in my sleep. Something about offering rides. I don't remember dreaming anything though. Probably offering free rides and candies. :O
 
If i'm not mistaken, isn't Soru the one who never dates women that aren't older then them by ten years? :lol

Close haha.

However a few of the old wifeys in here touching me up are close to 20+ years my senior. Few young-uns my own age too.

Oh and btw, they're all Polish. They can't speak English at all.
 
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Welp, now I know what song is going to be stuck in my head all day.
 
Welp, now I know what song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, boo-hoo-hoo.

What's that you say, Mrs Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away? Hey, hey, hey.

I love Paul Simon. When I was a kid we went on a trip around the US. My dad was a motoring journalist so he contacted Cadillac and arranged a car that was as big as a whale which we drove around in while listening to Graceland. It was an authentic USA road-trip experience.
 
You should try some. Kalamata are my personal favorite but they're all delicious.

I could probably just eat an entire meal of olives.

Olives are the best, cause you get Olive Oil from them too, and that's delicious!

Olives fucking suck. Why would you even put one of those in your mouth. Would rather bite into an onion and I hate fucking onions.

You don't like Olives AND Onions?

You're on my list.
 
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, boo-hoo-hoo.

What's that you say, Mrs Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away? Hey, hey, hey.

I love Paul Simon. When I was a kid we went on a trip around the US. My dad was a motoring journalist so he contacted Cadillac and arranged a car that was as big as a whale which we drove around in while listening to Graceland. It was an authentic USA road-trip experience.
Man, I've lived here all my life and never been on an authentic road trip.

I need to do that before I get too old to make it fun.
 
I wonder if the olive h8rs have ever eaten the real deal. Real olives don't come in jars, they come out of giant barrels in handfuls and aren't totally loaded up with salt so you can actually taste the olive. Magic.
 
Garlic is excellent with bread, spaghetti and certain types of pizza. Other than that, yuck.

Also, nice new avatar Rinoa, really liked your first 'fake' looking one too, i'd stick with that one ever after all this real pic january stuff is over. Do you really play the harp as well?
 
Garlic bread is legitimately a human need

Like sleep and shelter

There's two types of garlic bread. The inferior kind, where melted garlic butter is brushed on it, and the superior kind, where the bread is grilled and a raw garlic clove is rubbed against the surface, giving a slightly spicy taste.

I could really go for some of the latter right now.
 
Garlic is excellent with bread, spaghetti and certain types of pizza. Other than that, yuck.

Also, nice new avatar Rinoa, really liked your first 'fake' looking one too, i'd stick with that one ever after all this real pic january stuff is over. Do you really play the harp as well?

40 Clove Chicken is best Chicken.

Garlic ALL THE FOODS!
 
There's two types of garlic bread. The inferior kind, where melted garlic butter is brushed on it, and the superior kind, where the bread is grilled and a raw garlic clove is rubbed against the surface, giving a slightly spicy taste.

I could really go for some of the latter right now.
Give me ciabatta with roasted cloves still embedded in the bread, please
 
Can you guys believe we still have two weeks and three days before this is all over? Some have already reverted back, but how long do you all think this'll last?

I'm hoping everyone sticks to it until the end of the month...
 
It's craziness! Yesterday it was tomatoes and now it's olives, onions and garlic. Do you people never eat Italian? Those four ingredients are like 95% of every dish!
 
Can you guys believe we still have two weeks and three days before this is all over? Some have already reverted back, but how long do you all think this'll last?

I'm hoping everyone sticks to it until the end of the month...
Anybody who switches back before the end of the month has only until the end of the month to live.

LISSAR WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL
 
It's craziness! Yesterday it was tomatoes and now it's olives, onions and garlic. Do you people never eat Italian? Those four ingredients are like 95% of every dish!
Just plain spaghetti for me. If I'm feeling crazy I'll add a pinch of salt. I like to overcook my pasta too. None of that "al dente" bullshit.

Mmm.
 
Anybody who switches back before the end of the month has only until the end of the month to live.

LISSAR WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL

That's what the flower is for... sucking out souls.

OF COURSE!

Eh, could be worse I guess.

Between Lissar getting our souls and H.Protagonist getting our brains, it feels like we all signed a really unfavorable contract here.

Ya loser, I negotiated a gift basket on my contract.

*smug*
 
Question for everyone:

What communities were you a part of before Real-Pic January?

For me it was:

- NBAgaf
- PoliGAF
- A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones
- Writing-Age (though I didn't submit to the challenges regularly).
 
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