ShockingAlberto
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Dragon Age is the kid who changed a lot over the summer and keeps trying to get the cool kids to like him.
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Dragon Age is the kid who changed a lot over the summer and keeps trying to get the cool kids to like him.
It made me think of a metallic version of this dude
Yeah. That is a very good comparison actually.
All the while fighting that thing, I was thinking,
"why is it a giant humanoid skeleton thing?".
toastyToast
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Skyrim is the STD riddled chick who fucks on the first date and has a severe distaste for rubbers
Hm. Skyrim I'd say is a nice popular kid with a twitch. He's friends with a lot of groups, changes his style to match theirs, but every once in a while his tourette's flares up and he starts kicking himself and clapping his hands.
By doing the same thing over and over again and not realizing he's just annoying them, yes.
ShockingAlberto
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This is Bioware's go-to for stories.
Skyrim is that popular girl in school who everybody loves but anyone who really gets to know her will know there's nothing more about her other than looks.
toastyToast
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maybe it's an allegory for their relationship with EA. it's a cry for help
Maybe the most remarkable thing about Mass Effect is how unremarkable it is. I can't think of a single other sci-fi story that is as generic in every way.
Humans are special, remnants of a lost civilization, ancient evil, parental issues, and so on.
Everything is a cliche. Corrupt bar owner, tortured psychic, hottie with a secret past... the list goes on and on. It's a bunch of cardboard cutouts putting on a song and dance.
The only character that really sticks out to me is Thane. He's got that old "existential hitman" personality, but at least his backstory involves living alongside sentient, mega-brained jellyfish.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I finally started Dark Souls on my 360. I've only played it briefly at my brother's place and hadn't noticed before how poorly it performs. I'm hoping performance improves once it's installed, because it gets literally nauseating due to frame rate fluctuations. Like I'm on a choppy boat.
H.Protagonist
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InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
I hope there is pancakes available at that time.
Low blow.will be offered in RP |OT3| Feb.
Mass Effect is like this for me... a lot of the time. I just assumed it was because my 360 sounds like it's about to die most of the time. This is why I don't buy 360 games anymore, I'm too scared of it ACTUALLY dying. My first one already RROD, and it was a bitch to get them to replace it since it's a Japanese console. Their first replacement was a PAL one. I was like, I can't use this! The next two--yes two--were US region consoles. Finally the fourth console they sent me was Japanese. I actually ended up with three consoles at one point:
Never again. I really need to finish up all my 360 games so I don't have to worry about it dying... :/ Every time I start it up it feels like a gamble.
will be offered in RP |OT3| Feb.
Also cookies! Chocolate chip, peanut butter, whatever your taste we will have them available!
If you don't enter the thread she will breath on you with the power of a thousand coffees.
H.Protagonist
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Heh. All part of the master plan.
And kittens and puppies and bacon and...
We'll have to check with the mods, of course, but I feel like it's Sentry's baby next. We could celebrate with Ezalc's idea of a Love Stache theme.
I'm scaroused.
I'm currently on my 3rd 360. My second one died outside of warranty so had to pay money to have it repaired. That annoyed me actually because we all know the reason it died is more than likely the result of a design fault. The fact was, I wasn't using my 360 all that much at the time. It could've died earlier if I spent more time on it.
I'm certainly not buying the next Xbox day one, that's for sure.
Interesting word. lol
I'm 29, so you're not too much older than me.I think I'm older than you, too, Ashes.
You know, I'm trying to land a job in the industry as a reviewer, which is essentially a public thing, anyway. Might as well leave my real pic up. It might help people feel like they know me a little easier.
CHEEZMO
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I'm stealing this.
I know if this one fails I'm certainly not replacing it. The Western games I have on it have PC versions, so that's no big deal... it just sucks about the Japanese games :/ Not that any of them are really any good. I think the only one that I haven't finished that I couldn't play elsewhere is... Infinite Undiscovery. Yeah, okay I'm not that sad after all.
lol
The name of that game always makes me laugh. Only a japanese developer could come up with a title like that. Imagine if the game literally played the way the title suggests.
You're basically walking around a white map that goes on forever with absolutely nothing in it. Nothing to discover.
lol
The name of that game always makes me laugh. Only a japanese developer could come up with a title like that. Imagine if the game literally played the way the title suggests.
You're basically walking around a white map that goes on forever with absolutely nothing in it. Nothing to discover.
That sounds like some sort of art game.
Trying to decide if I'd want it or not...
No, no I don't.
Screw jrpgs. If it ain't on steam I don't care.
OH right, happy birthday bromeo!Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
I have a migraine though. But that's okay, because I was turning ladies' heads constantly today for some reason...
Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
I have a migraine though. But that's okay, because I was turning ladies' heads constantly today for some reason...
Minimalist art. You create the game world in your mind lissar. That is the beauty of it.
InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
Plenty of nice bullet hells to play. O: Although you'd need a Japanese system to play all of them.
Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
I have a migraine though. But that's okay, because I was turning ladies' heads constantly today for some reason...
Happy Birthday sir! Good luck with your snapping females necks.
CountAntonius
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Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
I have a migraine though. But that's okay, because I was turning ladies' heads constantly today for some reason...
Happy Birthday.
toastyToast
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Thanks! I think it was because I got a good night's rest, and I was finally out of my parka into my (p)leather jacket.
edit: and thanks to everyone else
CountAntonius
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I have only had one xbox but I bought one when the falcons came out and have always installed my games.
Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
Happy birthday!
Awww, don't be like that!
Actually I'm kind of not interested in playing JRPGs as much these days, not even the older ones... I don't hate them, I guess I'm just not in the mood to play that sort of thing right now.
I DO have a Japanese system! That was my issue with Xbox Support. But I can't play bullet hells for the life of me. I can't even get passed one level in one. Zero reflex skills here.
InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
I've only had one Japanese 360 for my bullet hells and Bayonetta. It got stolen before it got to break though so feels bad anyways.
I don't like it, I love it.
Played the demo, meh
Whenever I get in the mood to play a jrpg with cheesy cutscenes, terrible acting, animesque characters, and grinding on the same mobs I just slam my head against the table until I feel like playing an actual game.
I've been craving to do another runthrough of Persona 4 though.
Did they know it was a Japanese system when they stole it? If not: haha (though many US region games will play on one... too bad it doesn't work the other way around.)
Considering how many things I have in Japanese I figure if anything gets stolen at least I can get that jab in.
InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
I'm not sure! I'd be happier if more US games didn't work on it.
They also grabbed my copy of Steins;Gate that was in the system at the time so that's about $100 down the drain along with it. x; I still have all my other 360 games though since I kept those in my room instead of the living room although most are useless without a JP region 360.
Basically, this. :lol
Sometimes those things can be fun! Especially when they're so bad it becomes awesome again...
Actually at the moment I want to play adventure games more than anything. I have bunches of those, but I've played them all already...
H.Protagonist
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Today is my birthday, RP-GAF
I have a migraine though. But that's okay, because I was turning ladies' heads constantly today for some reason...
Happy official birthday, SRG01!
Whaaat? You missed...uh, Sentry getting drunk (or roofied) and an RP TinyChat takeover! There were also pictures of frogs posted (was that this weekend...?).
Don't lie. You got drunk.
Professor Beef
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Happy birthday, SRG!
CountAntonius
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Don't lie. You got drugged.
Fixed.
.la1n
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Ah don't feel bad, I got so drunk last night I told a random girl that I was going to go find food to feed the baby birds that built a nest in her hair. Her response?
Are you single?
My response? Yes.
Her Response: I can see why.
lmao.
lazybones18
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lol
Yeah, that probably was not the best thing to say!
The only time I remember chatting with random strangers when I was drunk I began bitching about ridiculousness of art school and high art pretensions in general.
I'm sure they found it fascinating.
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