InfiniteNine
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Dude obviously hasn't seen what you can do with a pool table! His loss.
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Dude obviously hasn't seen what you can do with a pool table! His loss.
Professor Beef
Banned
I hope you sent him to the Shadow Realm.
H.Protagonist
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I, too, am confused about the pity date thing. Was the
Can't tell if you're mocking me... ;P
Hahahaha. Nice.
I think I hold back because it doesn't seem sexual in nature (more just for attention from others) and because I don't want to be jumped by the 15 girlfriends she came with.
I'll bet you get in free a lot.
I'd never give a girl that face.
One of the only times I went to a club I saw the most pathetic shit I've ever seen in my life involving a man and woman. This guy was there with his girlfriend I guess but she was drunk as shit and kept dancing with other guys. The guy she was there with kept going and physically separating the guy she was dancing with from her. The second he did though she just went to the next dude she saw. This guy spent his entire night telling dudes they weren't allowed to dance with this girl who was initiating all of the contact with other people.
Kitsunebaby
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Were you fighting back a serious urge to punch him in the face? I would be so pissed off if some arrogant dude decided out of the "kindness" of his heart to lead me on.
On another note, sup RealGaf?
H.Protagonist
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The reverse does seem to end in bloodshed more often than not. Depending on the other girl's attitude I might have had strong words with her.
That's so sad. He should have just dropped her ass. :/
Sup. Long time no see!
Well, to be fair (not really, jackass regardless) he was only into Japanese girls, so I was clearly not his type. He told me on a few occasions (later, mind you) that I was too fat and had man hands (in comparison to Japanese girls.) Ah well...
I did slap him a few times when I got really really drunk
I get a bit slappy when I'm drunk, to my shame... haven't had a reason to slap anyone in years, thankfully...toastyToast
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I think I hold back because it doesn't seem sexual in nature (more just for attention from others) and because I don't want to be jumped by the 15 girlfriends she came with.
Go for the kidneys and pretend it wasn't you.
I actually know a guy like that too. VERY shocked no one has punched him in his face yet
Kitsunebaby
Member
Yeah. I spent most of last week either at work or slipping in and out of sleep. I checked the thread a few times but was too tired to comment on anything.
CountAntonius
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Well, to be fair (not really, jackass regardless) he was only into Japanese girls, so I was clearly not his type. He told me on a few occasions (later, mind you) that I was too fat and had man hands (in comparison to Japanese girls.) Ah well...
I did slap him a few times when I got really really drunk
Fitting punishment.
lazybones18
Banned
Never been to a club....don't think I'm really missing much
Kitsunebaby
Member
You really aren't. Dancing can be fun for about 30-45 minutes but once you get bored with that it's hell. I much prefer sitting and conversing whenever I hang out with friends than just dancing.
CountAntonius
Member
Deadliest Catch.
H.Protagonist
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Kidneys, top of the feet, base of the ear... I'm certain I could take 3-4 in a fight, but girls always cheat and go for the hair/earrings. :/ I try to make sure I'm wearing the quick release loops if I'm out for the night.
VariantX04
Loser slave of the system :(
Boy, he sure sounds like a winner. What compelled his ungrateful ass to say that shit to you? Some people...Well, to be fair (not really, jackass regardless) he was only into Japanese girls, so I was clearly not his type. He told me on a few occasions (later, mind you) that I was too fat and had man hands (in comparison to Japanese girls.) Ah well...
I did slap him a few times when I got really really drunk
InfiniteNine
Rolling Girl
At least it wasn't syphilis!
H.Protagonist
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Every time I visit OTgaf I feel afraid for my life (a visit to tinychat gaf has scarred me for life), that being said this RP-gaf thing is intriguing.
TinyChat is always dangerous, but that's part of its charm. RP gaf is benign by comparison (unless we get into the chocolate wars again...). Welcome!
You are on a ROLL tonight.
lazybones18
Banned
The last club I went to that was there specifically for raves was a club called Die Hard.
The first time you go there you wonder why the line to the toilet is so big. That is until you enter and find two drug dealers. The place got busted for drugs and shut down.
The place seemed so fucking dodgy, but in reality it was probably one of the safest clubs there was. Anyone drunk wouldn't even be allowed in the club. If they were wearing certain clothing they weren't allowed in. If anyone was creating a moody atmosphere within the club they were thrown out straight away. You had to be friendly to people. lol
CountAntonius
Member
You are on a ROLL tonight.
I think I've hit my peak. Time to retire on top.
9.5/10 =)
I don't know, but looking back it was a pretty funny situation.
Actually there was one time a few months later we were drinking with friends, and I had already had way too much. He handed me a shot of Bacardi 151, which I downed without thinking about it. This of course caused me immediately to pass out (I was only told about what happened later) and apparently I tried to lean into him because he was the closest thing available to catch my fall. But he STEPS OUT OF THE WAY and lets me fall to the ground! I woke up sometime later...
(Aside note: this was the same night that girl kissed me ._. never getting that drunk again...)
Every time I visit OTgaf I feel afraid for my life (a visit to tinychat gaf has scarred me for life), that being said this RP-gaf thing is intriguing.
You missed the guy playing with himself last night.
CountAntonius
Member
will you be giving a repeat performance?
Quiet. I would rather not relive that. I should never have done that
H.Protagonist
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Invite this guy to the next gaf outting so that we can each take turns bruising his inner organs.
When did this happen? I missed it (and am glad I did).
toastyToast
Member
just pretend that it's you, but someone else
Wow. We're two completely different people. I have sort of settled down a lot now, but when I used to go clubbing every weekend, I would dance pretty much the whole night. I loved dancing. It also helps that I am a good dancer. If I was a shit dancer then it probably would have been different.
You were there. I don't know, some dude just came in with his dick in his hand just goin' to town. He was kicked in a few seconds.
I'm the latter portion of your story
ClassyPenguin
Banned
Clubs suck. Their music is too loud and crappy.
I am an old man in disguise.
I am an old man in disguise.
Haha, I actually haven't even talked to him in years, but I know that he's settled down and recently had a baby! He was a jerk, but i have no bitterness about it now. It's just funny.
Same here. I can sing, though.
Yeah. You know why they do that?
It's because there are house dealers. They don't want other dealers taking away the customers.
Kitsunebaby
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I'll admit part of my not liking clubs is the annoying bunch of guys who just randomly start trying to grind against me from behind. I'd have to start pretending to be lesbians with whoever I was with to get them to go away.
H.Protagonist
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Every weekend? Damn. I love the dancing, hate the scene. Dancing all night is amazing, though. Such a good soreness the next day. Dancing gaf would be interesting to see. Now I want to go next weekend.
Either my look down typing method or my reporting vulgar idiots to KCC saved me from it, then.
Do you wear the glasses at clubs?
Definitely. I've seen one dealer busted right in front of another one but they didn't fuck with him at all. Give the venue their cut and you're good I guess.
VariantX04
Loser slave of the system :(
Sounds kinky. This needs to happen!
Too bad you don't personally know Mark Wahlberg, Lissar, or all this would have been prevented.
Kitsunebaby
Member
Not usually, no. I mostly wear them for driving or in class. The rest of the time I let my vision remain blurry.
clearacell
Member
The only times I've been to clubs I ended up just drinking and talking to friends...I can just do that at a bar for much cheaper.
It makes sense. It's like movie theaters not liking guys that wheel in snack carts from outside to sell to moviegoers.
Well you wear them well.
lol
Yeah, I can see how that might be annoying. I'm not sure pretending to be a lesbian would help you much. I think you would probably get more attention that way.
Strangely, when I was dancing, I was never really interested in the women dancing around me. I was more interested in the music. I love when a really great track comes on and the place absolutely explodes.
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