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NFL Super Bowl XLVI |OT| Matchup More Unwanted Than Madonna's Halftime Show

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Sanjuro Tsubaki said:
Wait, some people actually believe that the Colts can get substancial value for Peyton? If/When it happens, it's going to be soon and amicable.
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For the last time, the Colts WILL NOT trade Peyton. They take a huge cap hit unless he renegotiates his contract, which he won't. They will release him, no matter how much they'd like to get something for him.

The choice then becomes his: retire or go to whatever team he wants that wants him.
 
bionic77 said:
Leading with the head is a sign that you are a true blue Steeler.

Which means that we never have to worry about my son and your daughter dating because everyone knows that Bengals fans are naturally repulsed by everything Steelers. Lets just hope that our daughters never bring home a Pats fan...
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If it makes you feel better I will never date a Steelers fan. Man those women are beastly. ;)
 
Dragon said:
If it makes you feel better I will never date a Steelers fan. Man those women are beastly. ;)
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Are Pat fans all whipped like their favorite player? Do you guys all dress up like women and cry when things don't go your way the way Tammy does. Seeing how you are a WOT fan I guess I am asking if all Pat fans are like Perrin Aybara?
 
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looks like gronk is going to be firing on all cylinders come sunday
 
bionic77 said:
Are Pat fans all whipped like their favorite player? Do you guys all dress up like women and cry when things don't go your way the way Tammy does. Seeing how you are a WOT fan I guess I am asking if all Pat fans are like Perrin Aybara?
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Its time to come out of the closet bionic.No one will judge you for being a Patriot fan.We all know.
 
Alligatorjandro said:
Its time to come out of the closet bionic.No one will judge you for being a Patriot fan.We all know.
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I neither support terrorism nor the Patriots (the link between the two is stronger than the link between Iraq and Al Queda) and to insinuate that insults me.

Instead of me lying to myself and the rest of the world about being a Patriot fan why don't Patriot fans actually come out and admit that none of them ever paid attention to football prior to the Superbowl in 2002.
 
Alligatorjandro said:
Win the Super Bowl Patriots please!!!

Do it for bionic!!!
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I have pretty much resigned myself to the fact that the Pats are going to win the Superbowl, that Tebow is a false Messiah (probably banging Eli's wife right now), and I have accepted that the idea that good will always defeat evil is a bunch of bullshit we tell our kids because the truth is too horrifying for their little minds to handle (Brady winning 4 rings and going to the SB 5 times in 12 years is the clearest sign I can think of that God hates all us).

A stronger man than I would confront this truth head on and build a bunker in his backyard to prepare for the fast approaching apocalypse. But I am not that man.

No I am not that man and I will run away from this disaster of a league and country. After the Pats win the Superbowl I am going to stop watching the NFL forever and move to Europe so I never have to hear about it and will pretend to be a soccer fan or whatever they follow over there. I will wear Speedos to the beach, stop brushing my teeth and live off the government.

Fuck da Pats. :(
 
bionic77 said:
I have pretty much resigned myself to the fact that the Pats are going to win the Superbowl, that Tebow is a false Messiah (probably banging Eli's wife right now), and I have accepted that the idea that good will always defeat evil is a bunch of bullshit we tell our kids because the truth is too horrifying for their little minds to handle (Brady winning 4 rings and going to the SB 5 times in 12 years is the clearest sign I can think of that God hates all us).

A stronger man than I would confront this truth head on and build a bunker in his backyard to prepare for the fast approaching apocalypse. But I am not that man.

No I am not that man and I will run away from this disaster of a league and country. After the Pats win the Superbowl I am going to stop watching the NFL forever and move to Europe so I never have to hear about it and will pretend to be a soccer fan or whatever they follow over there. I will wear Speedos to the beach, stop brushing my teeth and live off the government.

Fuck da Pats. :(
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LOL.Say hello to Dutch Patriot or Milchjon if you move to Europe.
 
bionic77 said:
I have pretty much resigned myself to the fact that the Pats are going to win the Superbowl, that Tebow is a false Messiah (probably banging Eli's wife right now), and I have accepted that the idea that good will always defeat evil is a bunch of bullshit we tell our kids because the truth is too horrifying for their little minds to handle (Brady winning 4 rings and going to the SB 5 times in 12 years is the clearest sign I can think of that God hates all us).

A stronger man than I would confront this truth head on and build a bunker in his backyard to prepare for the fast approaching apocalypse. But I am not that man.

No I am not that man and I will run away from this disaster of a league and country. After the Pats win the Superbowl I am going to stop watching the NFL forever and move to Europe so I never have to hear about it and will pretend to be a soccer fan or whatever they follow over there. I will wear Speedos to the beach, stop brushing my teeth and live off the government.

Fuck da Pats. :(
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Meh, we've got enough Steelers fans over here already.

And I wouldn't wish becoming a soccer fan on my worst enemies.

Although I wish I had your confidence when it comes to the Pats winning.
 
cuevas said:
Sucks to suck, I already got a vasectomy.
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How bad was that, my gf said once we're said and done with kids i should get it done. I gave bitch you crazy look and was like hell no, no sharp things come towards my dick. And told her she should just get her tubes out and she was like you fucking crazy, Im not getting that done to me. So needless to say in a couple years it's going to be interesting. I hope she backs down, cause i know im not
 
jakncoke said:
How bad was that, my gf said once we're said and done with kids i should get it done. I gave bitch you crazy look and was like hell no, no sharp things come towards my dick. And told her she should just get her tubes out and she was like you fucking crazy, Im not getting that done to me. So needless to say in a couple years it's going to be interesting. I hope she backs down, cause i know im not
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Hers is major surgery. Yours is a visit to an office and two days of soreness. Sorry, you're going to lose this one, chief.
 
bionic77 said:
Are Pat fans all whipped like their favorite player? Do you guys all dress up like women and cry when things don't go your way the way Tammy does. Seeing how you are a WOT fan I guess I am asking if all Pat fans are like Perrin Aybara?
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If by whipped you mean happily married, well-dressed, well-groomed, and well-off, then yes, I'm whipped. Whipped like a muttaf*cka.


No practice for Rob again today.
 
Skiptastic said:
For the last time, the Colts WILL NOT trade Peyton. They take a huge cap hit unless he renegotiates his contract, which he won't. They will release him, no matter how much they'd like to get something for him.

The choice then becomes his: retire or go to whatever team he wants that wants him.
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jakncoke said:
How bad was that, my gf said once we're said and done with kids i should get it done. I gave bitch you crazy look and was like hell no, no sharp things come towards my dick. And told her she should just get her tubes out and she was like you fucking crazy, Im not getting that done to me. So needless to say in a couple years it's going to be interesting. I hope she backs down, cause i know im not
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my body, my decision!

Seriously though, I'd say don't. Everyone tells you it's moderate pain with two or three days recovery, but I've had a friend experience intense pain for what he says was the worst week of his life.

If her motivation is merely convenience then I'd say no. If she really wants it raw and feel you ejaculate inside her then I'd say that's almost romantic enough to consider the risk.
 
levious said:
my body, my decision!

Seriously though, I'd say don't. Everyone tells you it's moderate pain with two or three days recovery, but I've had a friend experience intense pain for what he says was the worst week of his life.

If her motivation is merely convenience then I'd say no. If she really wants it raw and feel you ejaculate inside her then I'd say that's almost romantic enough to consider the risk.
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Her reasoning is its easier for me to get it, which she has a point but that's irrelevant and how i always complain about having to pull out or use a rubber. She is on bc but wont let me blast inside her unless she's on her period.
 
jakncoke said:
Her reasoning is its easier for me to get it, which she has a point but that's irrelevant and how i always complain about having to pull out or use a rubber.
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So do you want kids with this person?
 
jakncoke said:
Her reasoning is its easier for me to get it, which she has a point but that's irrelevant and how i always complain about having to pull out or use a rubber. She is on bc but wont let me blast inside her unless she's on her period.
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You're answer is clear - don't pull out.

Edit: holy shit something amazing crazy happened in Breaking Bad.
 
jakncoke said:
How bad was that, my gf said once we're said and done with kids i should get it done. I gave bitch you crazy look and was like hell no, no sharp things come towards my dick. And told her she should just get her tubes out and she was like you fucking crazy, Im not getting that done to me. So needless to say in a couple years it's going to be interesting. I hope she backs down, cause i know im not
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'twas a joke, I'm only 22.
 
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