This is the first time in years that I care more about booze and wings than the match up. At least the first time the Giants were a Cinderella team going into the SB. This is just...whatever.
I just want this shit over so we can see if the Colts release Manning on Tuesday or so. If his arm strength gets back up to snuff, I think Cards have the best chance of attaining him out of everyone. Insta-SB contenders overnight.
Peyton should be a A-Rod-esque douche and demand to be released during the Super Bowl broadcast.
Eli back to pa...this just in. Peyton Manning, the greatest of all the Mannings, has been released by th...
**Eli stares at the jumbletrom. Fumbles and Vince Wilfork runs it back for 99 yards.**