So I applied for an exchange at amazon.
I guess the way it works is I have to send this back to them or they'll charge me for the replacement Vita.
But the thing is, the replacement Vita is scheduled for actual release date, which isn't until the 22nd. I got mine early. So if I return it now, I won't even be shipped the replacement until the 22nd at the earliest. So not only do I lose whatever I had with my Vita, but I'll go like a week without one.
Also, since it's new hardware, I think I have to erase my games? HSG is now linked to this Vita, so I have to wipe it (and my save file since it's tied to the game) before I can like get trophies and stuff like that on the new Vita.
And I'll have to buy screen protectors again. This sucks.
I have the worst luck with electronics.