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[Talon]

Four references to FMT's love of scat on one page.

Truly have never been more proud of the offseason thread.

 

[mastershake]

Thanks to the flukie Niners she came ere. Matter of time now.

I'd bet a substantial sum of money that situation you are talking about is what got the ball rolling on all this. :/

 

[Godslay]

I would only root against them in hopes that they ditch the Manning experiment.

What is your solution then? Who do we pick up/hang on to?

 

[Enron]

No way it's Opiate? Shocking!

Yep

 

[Slo]

If Slo can make his wife wear a purple Favre jersey when he climbs on top of her, surely you can learn to love Manning.

That was easy. When she "wore the 4", she got to be the boss. Slingin'. Slangin'.

 

[Buckethead]

Now its time to snag a #1 seed

I want a #2 seed based on history.

MSU plays better when the underdog anyway.

 

[eznark]

That was easy. When she "wore the 4", she got to be the boss. Slingin'. Slangin'.

You're the best

 

[Madtown_]

I had to write some vb code not too long ago. It's not that bad, the main problem that I had was adding semi-colons to the end of statements out of habit.

The vb joke is based off of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

Wow.. I've never seen that, that's awesome. I love the references tv shows often make about programming because they know 90% of the audience doesn't have a clue.

There is nothing more meaningless and stupid than a conference tournament. If I had my way, the Badgers would just forfeit and rest for the week.

Absolutely agree with this. Being fresh is far more important than one or two possible seeds.

 

[Buckethead]

There is nothing more meaningless and stupid than a conference tournament. If I had my way, the Badgers would just forfeit and rest for the week.

Nah it's important, for two reasons:

1. You want your team to be playing it's best ball against the best teams headed into the tourney.
2. Computers.

 

[goldlion054]

That was easy. When she "wore the 4", she got to be the boss. Slingin'. Slangin'.

Amazing

I want a #2 seed based on history.

MSU plays better when the underdog anyway.

Meh, this team has so much depth that I'm not worried. If they win today, they will get a #1 seed based on RPI and the perception of the Big Ten. I think we will be just fine and cruise through the tourney

 

[Buckethead]

Meh, this team has so much depth that I'm not worried. If they win today, they will get a #1 seed based on RPI and the perception of the Big Ten. I think we will be just fine and cruise through the tourney

This team lost to Northwestern, your argument is invalid.

 

[Slo]

I consider Northwestern to be a signature win!

 

[Goro Majima]

As a lifelong Broncos fan, Peyton Manning to Denver is probably the only way I would ever root against them. Please go to Arizona.

...I don't even. What?

I mean, uh, welcome to NFL-GAF!

I want to say this in as inclusive a manner as possible: you're a fucking nitwit.

:jnc x 10

 

[goldlion054]

This team lost to Northwestern, your argument is invalid.

Early conference play woes. You know Izzo teams always have one explainable loss in Big Ten play. Its usually Iowa (fuck Iowa), but it was Northwestern this year. You just learn to deal with it.

I consider Northwestern to be a signature win!

I always know that there are people who have it worse than I do in the world when I look in Minnesota's direction

 

[Buckethead]

I consider Northwestern to be a signature win!

That's just because it's another excuse to wear your purple thong.

 

[mastershake]

MSU gets props for offering a Zombie Apocalypse course but that's about it!

 

[Buckethead]

MSU gets props for offering a Zombie Apocalypse course but that's about it!

I legitimately hate that.

More ammo in the "MSU is a joke school" gun.

Spoiler

It kinda is

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I hope everyone realizes that if we move to Community, the record for consecutive Packers GAF posts is going to be broken... fast.

Seriously though, it'd be a shame if they kill the best part of NeoGAF by neutering it. The times they are a changin. I don't want to be part of a world in where FMT can't express his desire to have an aging celebrity defecate on his face.

I don't understand. How is moving the thread from one board to another neutering it exactly?

 

[jakncoke]

It'll be funny when Northwestern doesn't get a bid again today and a teem like South Dakota St. got its first bid this year.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

It'll be funny when Northwestern doesn't get a bid again today and a teem like South Dakota St. got its first bid this year.

NW doesn't deserve one, this is coming from a big 10 guy.

 

[bionic77]

I cannot stand Peyton Manning. He makes Tom Brady look tolerable by comparison. He may be the most arrogant athlete I have ever witnessed.

Edit: also, I have been posting here off and on for years. I'm hardly new blood.

You lie. If you were familiar with NFL GAF then you would know that it is understood that NO ONE is worse than Tom Brady.

If you really want to be part of NFL GAF repent and then you have to spend a night with FMT and do whatever he wants. Even if that means wearing a Manning Jersey though I am pretty sure he won't make you do that.

 

[TheLegendary]

I don't understand. How is moving the thread from one board to another neutering it exactly?

It was two separate thoughts, sorry, hence the break between the first sentence and the second part. The other rumors here seems to be about them banning for the extracurricular stuff we all know and love, so I was responding to both potential changes.

Only thing that the move would neuter is the quantity of new (good) users and our potential for getting the next jdez while school is out for the summer

 

[jakncoke]

NW doesn't deserve one, this is coming from a big 10 guy.

I just think it's hilarious that they are the only team from a power conference to never get a bid and year in and out shitty teams like South Dakota St. get bids and all NW really have do is be above average to get an at large.

 

[MechDX]

You lie. If you were familiar with NFL GAF then you would know that it is understood that NO ONE is worse than Tom Brady.

If you really want to be part of NFL GAF repent and then you have to spend a night with FMT and do whatever he wants. Even if that means wearing a Manning Jersey though I am pretty sure he won't make you do that.

You sick bastard

 

[Goro Majima]

You lie. If you were familiar with NFL GAF then you would know that it is understood that NO ONE is worse than Tom Brady.

If you really want to be part of NFL GAF repent and then you have to spend a night with FMT and do whatever he wants. Even if that means wearing a Manning Jersey though I am pretty sure he won't make you do that.

Okay now I'm actually voting that we get shut down.

 

[cajunator]

I haven't been paying too much attention because this offseason has been kind of a downer, but what's this about shutting the thread down?

 

[jakncoke]

I haven't been paying too much attention because this offseason has been kind of a downer, but what's this about shutting the thread down?

It won't get shut down, at worst it'll be unstickied and shoved into the community bin along with the online threads, old gaming threads and the pony thread.

 

[Goro Majima]

It won't get shut down, at worst it'll be unstickied and shoved into the community bin along with the online threads, old gaming threads and the pony thread.

Can't we just move all the Patriot fans next to the pony thread?

 

[cajunator]

It won't get shut down, at worst it'll be unstickied and shoved into the community bin along with the online threads, old gaming threads and the pony thread.

Because of the scat jokes? Or something else?

 

[DMczaf]

My sources tell me that fat jokes are now banned on GAF.

I like this.

 

[Narag]

Because of the scat jokes? Or something else?

"Insular" communities and taking up topic real estate with the stickies more than anything I'd imagine.

My sources tell me that fat jokes are now banned on GAF.

I like this.

Freeman was grandfathered in, sorry. Welcome back though.

 

[jakncoke]

Can't we just move all the Patriot fans next to the pony thread?

I think the Saints and whichever team darkside is would fit better. Patriots fans should be thrown into FAQ, filed under how to win a sb(camera) and how to lose(elisha)

 

[Goro Majima]

My sources tell me that fat jokes are now banned on GAF.

I like this.

Basically gives us zero reason to ever discuss the Bucs again. At least under the old rules, we acknowledged their existence!

I think the Saints and whichever team darkside is would fit better. Patriots fans should be thrown into FAQ, filed under how to win a sb(camera) and how to lose(elisha)

:you

The same fate that possibly await the anime OT thread as well. What a horrid future.

I dunno, moving the anime thread next to the pony thread makes sense to me.

 

[cajunator]

The same fate that possibly await the anime OT thread as well. What a horrid future.

 

[jakncoke]

Insular communities and taking up topic real estate with the stickies more than anything I'd imagine.

I don't understand what's the problem that's what the forum is now, it's their problem they created by forcing all the topics of 1 subject into a particular giant thread. This forum is a OT mess and when it's not a OT it's some reddit re-hash..ect

 

[I H8 Memes]

Where Devolution goes, bans follow.

I noticed this too. There's a way to not have to worry about that.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I think the Saints and whichever team darkside is would fit better. Patriots fans should be thrown into FAQ, filed under how to win a sb(camera) and how to lose(elisha)

I find this very mean and insular.

 

[eznark]

My sources tell me that fat jokes are now banned on GAF.

I like this.

Welcome back brother. We have Doritos taco bell tacos waiting for you.

 

[jakncoke]

If they keep throwing things into community the gaming and OT sections will just become wasteland desert and community a overcrowded insular sector of the site completely opposite of what they intended

 

[Goro Majima]

If they keep throwing things into community the gaming and OT sections will just become wasteland desert and community a overcrowded insular sector of the site completely opposite of what they intended

Like I said yesterday, OT becomes three threads "Atheists:OT", "Reddit/9Gag:OT" and "White Knights:OT"

 

[Buckethead]

My sources tell me that fat jokes are now banned on GAF.

I like this.

It's good to have you back.

Expansion teams need all the support they can get.

 

[Narag]

If they keep throwing things into community the gaming and OT sections will just become wasteland desert and community a overcrowded insular sector of the site completely opposite of what they intended

I think EL wanted Gaming/OT to be more topical and current rather than some threads with the same handful of posters keeping something bumped. I think it was the fireside chat thread or whatever where EL talked frankly about the history of GAF that he didn't want to repeat the RB scenario so online was repurposed as Community so said communities could continue.

 

[eznark]

If they keep throwing things into community the gaming and OT sections will just become wasteland desert and community a overcrowded insular sector of the site completely opposite of what they intended

Once they got rid of the "show new posts" link I pretty much only go to my subscriptions anyway. Insular to the maxxxxx

 

[jakncoke]

Is fatman the spokesman for the dorito taco?

 

[Narag]

Is fatman the spokesman for the dorito taco?

I assume he's the one that developed it.

 

[Godslay]

Is fatman the spokesman for the dorito taco?

How the fuck are you supposed to understand him when he talks with a mouth full of food?

 

[jakncoke]

I tried one last night, basically same shitty taco, taco shell didn't really taste like dorito at all. :shrug

 

[Slo]

Taco Bell is the worst.

 

[jakncoke]

Yes it's pretty horrible. Shame there really isn't a good national taco chain.

 

[bionic77]

Okay now I'm actually voting that we get shut down.

The punishment fits the crime. Don't come into the NFL forums disrespecting us by openly showing your Bradyphilia. We have no problems with hate but love for the obscene makes me want to vomit.

If you don't want to spend the night wearing a Steve Young Jersey while taking a dump on FMTs chest then just be a decent human being and wish for bad things to happen to Brady and the Pats instead of proving you are some kind of pervert. Otherwise take your lumps (along with giving some to FMT, rules are rules).