NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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Obviously the Giants are going to be next.

The story will be the reunion of the brothers.

Plus it will be a lot easier for Peyton to sexually service Eli's wife if they are both living in New York. Eli gets more kids, his wife stays satisfied within the boundaries of their family. Everyone wins.



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LOL @ Tebow possibly being traded to Philly. Fuck outta here with that. We already have one inaccurate scrambling QB don't need another.

Its SB or bust this season. If they don't make and or win the SB, fire Reid, trade Vick, and start over.

Nice to see the Eagles still not target a single FA MLB or any position at LB to upgrade their horrid LBs. Pretty sure they won't draft one with the first pick either.


EDIT: Sure would love P. Manning on the Eagles though.
 
Peyton should be going to the Niners, everyone already knows it's his best chance of getting another ring or two before he hangs it up.

Wonder where that'd leave Small Hands though... do teams like Cleveland/Miami/Denver get involved there? And I wonder how each franchise would evaluate him against someone like Flynn.
 
So...

With ESPN following Peyton's every move, knowing what he ate for breakfast, what time he took his shit, when his wife is on her period and so on, nobody knew he went to SF?
 
Oh no...



COME ON TITANS!!! SIGN MANNING!!!!!

I honestly don't get why Phins fans don't want Tebow.

He's only done something they haven't done in 12+ years. Win a playoff game.

They have no other viable QBs on the roster. Would make a lot more sense to roll the dice with Tebow then to settle for whatever scraps they'll end up having to settle for.
 
ESPN is full of SHIT! Remember last week when they said Arizona and Denver were the only candidates and that he was not going to meet with anyone else?
 
Manning on the 49ers would basically seal up the NFC spot in the Super Bowl. That team would be unstoppable.
 
I honestly don't get why Phins fans don't want Tebow.

He's only done something they haven't done in 12+ years. Win a playoff game.

They have no other viable QBs on the roster. Would make a lot more sense to roll the dice with Tebow then to settle for whatever scraps they'll end up having to settle for.

I like Tebow, I just don't think he's a QB :P

That, and I want nothing to do with Tebowmania. I get enough of those suckers at work and if he joins the Dolphins oh god, all hell will break loose!
 
I find it hard to believe that Manning worked out for the 49ers. There is no fucking way that no one did not see him heading or in the bay area last week. That mother fucker has been tracked by the media like he was a top terrorist or something. I call BS.
 
Wanted to remind everyone about this gem


This is how it's gonna end with the Colts:

1. They draft Luck and keep Manning with the plan to groom Luck untill Manning becomes too old/retires.
2. Manning will annouce his retirement and immediately HC Rob Ryan will make Luck the starter.
3. Manning suddenly realizes he doesn't really want to retire and demands a trade or his starting position back. They trade him out of the AFC to the Seattle Seahawks ,where he signs a one year deal, and than he will start the season off great, to eventually just miss the play-offs because of a shoulder injury. After the season he will announce his retirement once again.
4. Sitting at his ranch in Tennessee, Manning misses football and signs a deal with the Titans. A team with a strong running game and a solide defense, which only misses a QB to make a playoff run. But most importantly in the same devision as his former team the Colts. He will play a magical season defeating Luck in both games against the Colts and he makes it all the way to the AFC championship game, but an bad decision leads to an interception by Vince Wilfork and the Patriots win the game and later the Super Bowl.
5. The year after that Manning is poised to repeat, but his old fragile body still hurts from the pounding he took in the AFC Championship game by the almighty Patriots Defense, so he crashes and burns losing game after game and will eventually be benched to be replaced by Jake Locker.
6. It then is finally time for the Old Peyton to retire, only having won 1 Super Bowl in this entire carreer.
 
Sounds like Peyton might have called the Niners.

Did Peyton Manning contact the #49ers? From SI story this week by @SI_JimTrotter: "The owner of one 2011 playoff team told SI that while his club was not pursuing Manning, it would seriously consider signing him (pending a positive medical report) if he phoned and said he wanted to play for them.”
 
Manning on the 49ers would basically seal up the NFC spot in the Super Bowl. That team would be unstoppable.

Psh, he has to make it through the NFC North this season if he signs with SF. That includes Clay Matthews, Jared Allen, Julius Peppers, and the Lions D-line. Not to mention another game with the Giants, who have the best DE in football right now.

I'm sure the 9ers will compete for the top of the league with or without Manning, but nothing is given in this league. It'll be interesting if he goes there, but he still has alot of teams to compete with.
 
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