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[Fox318]

Yeah especially compared to all the super stars you guys drafted.

You've finally started to speak some truth!!

 

[Razorskin]

I don't even know what those muscles are called above his shoulders but good God, his are so huge he got fucking tatts on them.

Trapezoids
Edit trapezius

 

[Fox318]

I don't even know what those muscles are called above his shoulders but good God, his are so huge he got fucking tatts on them.

Trapezoids?

 

[Anton Sugar]

Trapezoids

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Razorskin]

When you go to a gym for 3 years everyone just calls them traps.

 

[Milchjon]

because nobody remembered me as a Vikings fan, let me draft for the Browns as well!! The Cleveland Browns draft Trent Richardson!

I think both the Browns and Richardson are gone already?

 

[TheLegendary]

1/2*h*(b1 + b2) bitches

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Trapezoids
Edit trapezius

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapezius_muscle

I need to train my Trapezius muscles, big trapezius muscles would make me look so badass.

 

[EvilMario]

Now that's a belly button.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Now that's a belly button.

his belly button is probably stronger than my arms.

 

[captmcblack]

jesus fuck that guy literally is steroids

 

[h3ro]

How many times did he do P90x?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Trapezoids?

rhumbus

 

[Milchjon]

jesus fuck that guy literally is steroids

I don't think anyone doubts that. Personally, I think his body looks pretty disgusting. I'd rather have another link to one of Larry's shits than seeing these pics posted again.

Spoiler

Only slight hyperbole

Edit: On second thought, that sounds pretty FMT-ish. Not intentional.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

How many times did he do P90x?

He does the entire 90 day program once a day.

 

[darkside31337]

I don't even get how its impressive. The dude is supposed to be a safety, not an inside linebacker. Guys like Reed and Polamalu are what safeties should be looking like physically.

 

[Tom Penny]

I don't even get how its impressive. The dude is supposed to be a safety, not an inside linebacker. Guys like Reed and Polamalu are what safeties should be looking like physically.

When you can pay 4 million for a guy who has missed 15 games in 2 years coming off and injury with no ball skills you have to do it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I hope Hernandez jukes Laroid out of his shoes.


And then goes back and jukes him out of his socks.

 

[chuckddd]

I'm gonna go work out now.

Nice bib. Is he planning on hitting the crab shack after his roid b12 injection?

 

[Fox318]

I don't even get how its impressive. The dude is supposed to be a safety, not an inside linebacker. Guys like Reed and Polamalu are what safeties should be looking like physically.

Rex uses his Safetys as extra LBs on some plays.

Dude should fit right into the system.

 

[Goro Majima]

Is it worth play Mass Effect 3 even if I know the ending is going to be shit.

It's the old "Battlestar Galactica" rule.

Stop when you get back to Earth and make up your own ending.

Like I said, when you're playing it, it's among the greatest games of all time. You should play it.

 

[Razorskin]

The french word for trapezius is the same for trapezoid, screw you guys.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Woo, back.

Sorry gents, first day of a new job. Can't exactly goof around with GAF.

Where are your write ups you lazy bums?

 

[chuckddd]

Woo, back.

Sorry gents, first day of a new job. Can't exactly goof around with GAF.

Where are your write ups you lazy bums?

The job where you had to interview 8 times?

 

[bionic77]

The job where you had to interview 8 times?

In this economy even a fluffer needs to be extra special.

 

[Squall ASF]

I dont think we are getting round 1 complete today. just saying.

I was worried about the Jags pick because I'm not particularly familiar with that Gaffer, don't think I've seen him post much recently. Wonder how often he checks this thread. Who's picking for KC, btw?

 

[BigJonsson]

Colts to the Broncos

Guess Manning likes horses

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It'll take a week for the draft to finish.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

The job where you had to interview 8 times?

Yup. Gotta keep those urinals moist.

 

[PantherLotus]

The funny part is that if he lives long enough and those traps go back down, his tats will be upside down and halfway down his back

HAHA IM NEVER WORKING OUT NOW SCHMUCKS!

 

[Fox318]

Just put the Pats down for a scrub LB and a punter.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

ATTENTION LAZY ASSES - TELL US WHY YOU DRAFTED WHO YOU DRAFTED SO I CAN POST THE WRITE UP.

GAF Mock Draft :

Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag - QB - Andrew Luck

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire - QB - Robert Griffin III

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo - T - Matt Kalil - The Minnesota Vikings draft Matt Kalil to serve as Christian Ponder's left tackle. The spot is currently held down by Charlie Johnson, but he struggled mightily last season against everyone - he'll move inside to left guard with the arrival of Kalil. The consensus on Matt Kalil amongst pro scouts is that he'll be a twelve year starter, All-Pro - type player, in the mold of Joe Thomas or Jake Long - and not that guy that the Rams drafted a few years back.

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu - CB - Morris Claiborne

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes - RB - Trent Richardson - I love everybody criticizing the choice without saying who they'd pick. Reiff, overrated and not what we need on the right side. Blackmon, we are stacked at WR. LB's, C, and secondary, not worth anything higher than a 15. As I said, Bucs need Claiborne. If the real draft goes this way the Bucs are fucked and need to trade back to #13 or later where the players at positions we actually have a need at are slotted.

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken - DT - Dontari Poe

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon - WR - Justin Blackmon - The Jaguars(assuming they don't somehow trade their first for Tebow(dammit)) will select with their pick Justin Blackmon, WR Oklahoma State[/b]. Thus ending his NFL career.

Miami (6-10) - Junie12 - QB - Ryan Tannehill - Since the Dolphins whiffed on Flynn, Manning and small hands, I decided to just say fuck it and draft Tannehill in the top 10. I know some Phins fans are probably angry at this pick but hear me out. There is no way that Tannehill will escape top 10 let alone top 15, there is just too many teams desperate for a QB ( looking at you Browns and Chiefs). It's similar to the Ponder pick last year. If you want your guy, then just get HIM! Even though we're not completely sold on him he is not going to cost us a fortune and what we have left to lose? If the guy doesn't work out then fine, we'll just draft a better prospect next year and the year after that until we find our guy! Plus I don't know if we're going to get Tebow or not and I don't want to leave the off-season empty handed at QB so it's better to be safe than sorry


Carolina (6-10) - Bowser

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) - Futurevoid

Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76, Bluemax

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF, BakedPigeon

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE

New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) - The M.O.B, sf2fanatic

Cincinnati* (9-7) - eznark

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786, Agent Icebeezy

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) - Vyer

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT, The Frankman


ON THE CLOCK = Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

 

[h3ro]

He does the entire 90 day program once a day.

He looks like he ate all the gahman potato soup.

 

[mckmas8808]

Belichek probably knows they aren't going to ever get anything out of Mallet, so why not parlay him into a guy that you can throw in there on 3rd and short and Goalline situations and save Lord Brady from extra punishment?

So what if Brady gets...........hurt?

 

[Milchjon]

I was worried about the Jags pick because I'm not particularly familiar with that Gaffer, don't think I've seen him post much recently. Wonder how often he checks this thread. Who's picking for KC, btw?

Tamanon is a regular, I think.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Tamanon is a regular, I think.

He has an hour. I draft in his place and move on @ 7:30pm.

edit: actually, let's give him until 9pm. 4 hours as agreed upon.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Remember Pats GAF best player available.

 

[Junie12]

He has an hour. I draft in his place and move on @ 7:30pm.

Deacon I'm gonna be in class during that time is it okay If I can make my pick by 10?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Deacon I'm gonna be in class during that time is it okay If I can make my pick by 10?

PM me your top 5. I'll enter it for you. don't forget to explain why you picked them.

 

[darkside31337]

Remember Pats GAF best player available.

So what you're saying is they are gonna trade their pick for Tebow?

 

[Squall ASF]

PM me your top 5. I'll enter it for you. don't forget to explain why you picked them.

How many rounds are we doing this year?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So what you're saying is they are gonna trade their pick for Tebow?

No what Im saying is to draft the best player available.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

How many rounds are we doing this year?

1 for sure. depending on how much interest we'll shoot for two, but round two died before we finished last year.

 

[Tom Penny]

No what Im saying is to draft the best player available.

They won't even used their 2 numbers 1's. They will move down to avoid having to pay the 1st round slotted salary. They have damn near 2 of the worse picks in the 1st round literally anyway. I'm calling no picks in the 1st round for the Pats.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

No what Im saying is to draft the best player available.

With the current pace, I think I'll be awake when we pick but just in case I'll PM you guys the players I like and then you can make the pick if I'm sleeping .

Also, Taylor Swift is a guest star in the CSI episode on TV right now....Mmmmmmmm

 

[Futurevoid]

Two rounds sounds about right.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Alex meeting with niners shortly

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Just to remind you guys again:

Your team choice should be considered a consensus pick - team members should collaborate to choose someone instead of one just blurting out their pick.

Four hours selection time per team. You don't make the time, you get skipped.

If you fear missing your time, pm me a list of your preferred choices from first to last. I will pick the first one available on your behalf. Be sure to enclose your reasoning as well.

No trades. We're not doing a full seven rounds so there is nothing tangible to trade. That said, try to predict who your team will draft, taking trading of picks into consideration.

 

[Plinko]

Alex meeting with niners shortly

Contract to be announced later tonight.