Wii U Speculation thread IV: Photoshop rumors and image memes

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Just the debut, not the launch.

Ahh.. too excited. I need to read more carefully. And perhaps calm-down a bit. :P

I'd love it to be September. Maaaaybe August. Either one of those would certainly take the competition by surprise. It would also put a bit more pressure on the other two to release their consoles sooner, and Nintendo could get a bit more of a lead..
 
Ahh.. too excited. I need to read more carefully. And perhaps calm-down a bit. :P

I'd love it to be September. Maaaaybe August. Either one of those would certainly take the competition by surprise. It would also put a bit more pressure on the other two to release their consoles sooner, and Nintendo could get a bit more of a lead..

I'd be happy if Nintendo retained the usual "Sunday before Black Friday" release slot
and sent me a prerelease Wii U for free next week
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I would like it if someone did the same...but just the hair.

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Okay, time to dehype myself.

Predictions:

* Nintendo spinning off console division to reduce flagging profits.
* Iwata giving control of NCL to Reggie due to NoA's stronger overall sales of the Wii this generation.
* The Mario series being given a five year rest to reduce franchise fatigue.
* Iwata Asks will be replaced by "Happy Mii Cartoon Hour" on nintendo.com
* Future revision of the 3DS removes left circle pad. Solution to retain compatibility is a "Circle Pad Dual Pro" which adds both left and right circle pads when needed
* Game localization to America will be strictly limited to brain teaser style games and the Nintendogs series, though the latter will be given an online first person shooter mode
* Still no Mother 4.

Ahhhh, okay, I'm good now. Gonna start up with some more meat and bean chili with cheese and curl a bucket full of rocks while waiting for the dissapointmenton to start.

Say, anybody got a link to this thing?
 
Wait, so Japan and Euroland both explicitly said "Hey, there's a Nintendo Direct Conference tonight!", but the Nintendo of Reggerica just vaguely hinted at us? What, do they think the Internet stops when you reach the shoreline??
Unfortunately Nintendo do think the Internet stops at the shore.

Yes, maybe even some details on features.
Oh Ace, you kill me. Like last time is will be devoid of anything of value.
 
I gotta say, Nintendo Direct has been a great move by Nintendo. Constantly keeping in touch with their fan-base on a bi-monthy basis. Imagine how awesome they're going to be when the Wii U is out. *mind blown*
 
I gotta say, Nintendo Direct has been a great move by Nintendo. Constantly keeping in touch with their fan-base on a bi-monthy basis. Imagine how awesome they're going to be when the Wii U is out. *mind blown*

I'd enjoy a channel where we could watch live demonstrations of Nintendo games being played by Nintendo developers. We could ask questions as the demo went on, and the developer could take requests/suggestions on how to play through the demo. It'd be called "Wii Demo for U."
 
I'd enjoy a channel where we could watch live demonstrations of Nintendo games being played by Nintendo developers. We could ask questions as the demo went on, and the developer could take requests/suggestions on how to play through the demo. It'd be called "Wii Demo for U."

That'd be crazy and very
un
Nintendo like. No way it would happen.
 
That'd be crazy and very
un
Nintendo like. No way it would happen.

I know. :( I love to watch folks do live playthroughs online - especially when I'm considering buying a game. I'd love to see a "watch them game" option with this system. My hunch is that it would be a huge hit, and that it would spur more sales.
 
I know. :( I love to watch folks do live playthroughs online. Especially when I'm considering buying a game.. so I'd love to see a "watch them game" option with this system. My hunch is that it would be a huge hit, and that it would spur more sales.

My hunch is that
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Would say no.
 
Okay.. we're drawing near, so I ask very quickly: what realistic thing would you like to find out about tonight that's Wii or Wii U related?

GO!
 
Okay.. we're drawing near, so I ask very quickly: what realistic thing would you like to find out about tonight that's Wii or Wii U related?

GO!

A hint that there's "one final feature about the controller that will be revealed at E3". Just so I can go "HAPTICS, WOOO, HYYYYYPE!" for three months straight
until it turns out to be, I dunno, the camera swivels or something
 
He's balding. He's getting old, he doesn't understand what we want anymore.
Hentai, Hentai and maybe some more Hentai

Hmm. I'm not that big an online gaming fan, but the live viewing of Let's Play sessions has been something I've wanted for a long, long time.

I mean, when I get obsessed with a game, I not only play it - I also watch others play, just to see if they have different playstyles.
 
Hmm. I'm not that big an online gaming fan, but the live viewing of Let's Play sessions has been something I've wanted for a long, long time.

I mean, when I get obsessed with a game, I not only play it - I also watch others play, just to see if they have different playstyles.

Same, by the way was only kidding with my post.
I'm sure Nintendo could do it if they really, really wanted to. I just don't see it happening sadly ):
Reggie would not be the reason why it wouldn't happen d:
 
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