Wii U Speculation thread IV: Photoshop rumors and image memes

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Just a few days away. This place will descend into yet more madness, as this event one is a true wild card - and our last, best hope for something before E3.
 
Well the controller's gonna have some motion control to it.
It's not as prevalent, but its still there.

It's going to have about as much motion control as the Wii had. It just happens to have a newish type of feature as well as a sixth-generation button/input layout, so people somehow forget half of what it can do.
 
Just a few days away. This place will descend into yet more madness, as this event one is a true wild card - and our last, best hope for something before E3.

We're not going to get anything...

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We're not going to get anything...

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I'm pretty resilient, and have prepped myself for that contingency. Lots of time here, lots of time playing my "Games to Finish Before Wii U" list, and lots of time unpacking from this damn move (today, we've been moving all of the heavy stuff.. ugh..).
 
Wii U GPU much more powerful than xbox360/PS3 GPUs confirmed ???

http://www.tcnews24.it/cellulari/2012-04-03/wii-gpu-potente-cpu-po-meno

Wii U GPU 50% more powerful than xbox360/PS3 GPUs confirmed ???

http://www.tcnews24.it/blogs/2012-04-06/nintendo-wii-pi-potente-xbox-360ps3

Now, this is a reliable site, LOL.

seems legit

He’s got a Bob Saget + Street Fighter avatar, he must be working for the Cacpom boxart division.

Please tell me you did that on purpose.
 
We're not going to get anything...

If anything, Nintendo's investors NEED to know about why the Wii U won't tank out of the gate. The future of the 3DS is secure, and the Wii and DS are going quietly into the night, but the Wii U is the elephant in the room. Naturally, I'm sure Nintendo wants to save the most tantalizing bits (price, release, launch line-up) for E3, but more information on the system's features and third-party support would be nice.

I don't expect much, but if it's going to come up at all, it'll be here.
 
Yep, this confirms that I still can't read Italian.

Well, I can and for your pleasure I will translate this important piece of information (LOL):

"Our secret inside source confirmed to us that the Wii U GPU is more powerfull than the xbox360/ps3 GPUs. It is only the CPU that is somewhat behind. But the final hw could feature a more powerful CPU. It is still early to tell, but it is clear that the Wii U should have better visuals than the current consoles"
 
Wii U dual GPU quad core processor confirmed ???

Dual GPU?
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Wii U GPU much more powerful than xbox360/PS3 GPUs confirmed ???

http://www.tcnews24.it/cellulari/2012-04-03/wii-gpu-potente-cpu-po-meno

Wii U GPU 50% more powerful than xbox360/PS3 GPUs confirmed ???

http://www.tcnews24.it/blogs/2012-04-06/nintendo-wii-pi-potente-xbox-360ps3

Now, this is a reliable site, LOL.
More powerful GPU? More powerful than this dual GPU?
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If anything, Nintendo's investors NEED to know about why the Wii U won't tank out of the gate. The future of the 3DS is secure, and the Wii and DS are going quietly into the night, but the Wii U is the elephant in the room. Naturally, I'm sure Nintendo wants to save the most tantalizing bits (price, release, launch line-up) for E3, but more information on the system's features and third-party support would be nice.

I don't expect much, but if it's going to come up at all, it'll be here.

Yes, but does Nintendo need to provide this information to investors, given that (I presume) the company is largely owned by current employees and the Yamauchis??
 
Well despite objections made after your post, you'd have to wonder if it was actually Nintendo that had it's head on straight.

Of course Nintendo has its head on straight. And I recognize that people brought up issues with what I said, but the reality is this: Nintendo has competed using its strengths. This is no different than MS and Live; that's where MS is strongest. Nintendo hesitates when it is put into a position that forces the company to adopt methods and techniques that it is unfamiliar with and is unsure of from an ROI standpoint.

MS and Sony took four years to respond to something that was obviously huge and required a lot less investment than Nintendo building online competency is going to require. So yeah, people sometimes attack the firm for purely personal grievances with its policies or resistance to shifts in the market - but what they do invest in tends to be more valuable.

If they think online is something that they need and they have committed to it at this point? Honestly, people should be realistic and give credit where it's due.
 
Well, I can and for your pleasure I will translate this important piece of information (LOL):

"Our secret inside source confirmed to us that the Wii U GPU is more powerfull than the xbox360/ps3 GPUs. It is only the CPU that is somewhat behind. But the final hw could feature a more powerful CPU. It is still early to tell, but it is clear that the Wii U should have better visuals than the current consoles"

This is in line with what our trusty Wii U Spec Thread Moles (TM) have been saying, except they explain the CPU problems as having to do with middleware issues and possible hardware features that aren't being properly utilized.
 
If anything, Nintendo's investors NEED to know about why the Wii U won't tank out of the gate. The future of the 3DS is secure, and the Wii and DS are going quietly into the night, but the Wii U is the elephant in the room. Naturally, I'm sure Nintendo wants to save the most tantalizing bits (price, release, launch line-up) for E3, but more information on the system's features and third-party support would be nice.

I don't expect much, but if it's going to come up at all, it'll be here.
Yup! In this case, Nintendo's large fiscal loss influencing the investors might overpower the ninjas.. just this once. I'm still not convinced, but..
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In this case, wouldn't it be Bob Sagat?
Bingo!
 
Well, I can and for your pleasure I will translate this important piece of information (LOL):

"Our secret inside source confirmed to us that the Wii U GPU is more powerfull than the xbox360/ps3 GPUs. It is only the CPU that is somewhat behind. But the final hw could feature a more powerful CPU. It is still early to tell, but it is clear that the Wii U should have better visuals than the current consoles"

"Our secret inside source told us a secret. We said we wouldn't tell anyone this secret but, here's the secret. Wii U's GPU is more powerful, but shh, its a secret. Don't tell anyone this secret, because its a secret. We'd probably get ninja'd if you told anyone else this secret. So keep it a secret. Also, did I mention its a secret that's suppose to be secret?






SECRET!"


I don't know why I felt the need to do this.
 
"Our secret inside source told us a secret. We said we wouldn't tell anyone this secret but, here's the secret. Wii U's GPU is more powerful, but shh, its a secret. Don't tell anyone this secret, because its a secret. We'd probably get ninja'd if you told anyone else this secret. So keep it a secret. Also, did I mention its a secret that's suppose to be secret?

SECRET!"


I don't know why I felt the need to do this.

There is a reason why I use the word secret in my translation. However, it's a secret.
 
I don't know what's going on here for the umpteenth time, but I need to chime in at this point in time and tell of the gentlepeople remotely above this post that they're awesome.

Also if anyone is in need of a psychiatrist I'm gonna punch the number in now so just tell me when to press 'dial'.

Now for gif where I don't know what's happening either
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(Wait thos thread is almost at the 50% mark? GAF have mercy)
 
I don't know what's going on here for the umpteenth time, but I need to chime in at this point in time and tell of the gentlepeople remotely above this post that they're awesome.

Also if anyone is in need of a psychiatrist I'm gonna punch the number in now so just tell me when to press 'dial'.

Now for gif where I don't know what's happening either

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I could use a psychiatrist though, just send them to my door step. My dog will pick 'em up.
 
Starting to wonder if I've ever seen a Japanese .gif without some kind of PSA or ad somewhere in it. ;p

Edit: d'oh. But I can still tell the scripts apart, too small to read. Don't think I'm ig'nant!
 
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