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The Giant Bomb Quick Look Thread 2

Brad. So disappointed in you. Completely shamed. You need to chill out on the throttle. Also, you have to learn how to jump the bike. Watch some replays and pay attention to the on screen controls.
 
Can't wait for Trials: Evolution Supplemental 2: Electric Boogaloo (tournaments)


edit: or just make it another Breaking Brad. I mean, he's playing the game all the time anyway. Just let the cam roll.
 
There's something cathartic about watching Brad raging and raging yourself, like WHY DOES RYAN NEED TO EXPLAIN BUNNYHOPPING TO BRAD. >_>


An extreme Trials run has phases. First you're baffled (how do I get over this...?), then you rage (FUCK THIS BS), then you give up (25 restarts in 12 seconds) and then you go to the place where everything suddenly clicks. :D
 
There's something cathartic about watching Brad raging and raging yourself, like WHY DOES RYAN NEED TO EXPLAIN BUNNYHOPPING TO BRAD. >_>


An extreme Trials run has phases. First you're baffled (how do I get over this...?), then you rage (FUCK THIS BS), then you give up (25 restarts in 12 seconds) and then you go to the place where everything suddenly clicks. :D

Sounds like trying to 3star some of the time trials in Mirror's Edge. I'm doing that now and it takes me like 2 1/2 hours for each level.
 
Now I can imagine highschool Ryan and Brad learning to do a kick flip in skateboarding. It would end in Ryan trying to brain Brad with his skateboard or Brad with two broken ankles. Either way the outcome would be uploaded and celebrated on the internet in gif form.
 
Because Brad was hammering on that back button rather than B at the start of the video, I was frothing at the waistband in anticipation of the glorious moment when, a quarter of the way through the track, he'd restart the entire level rather just return to the last checkpoint.

Then they go on to deny me my specific slice of delicious schadenfreude. Bastards!
 
"I think it's the game of the year, and also the worst game ever made. Great job, assholes."

LOL
 

Breaking-Brad.jpg
...also Ryan
 
God, that GRFS QL was painful to sit through. Excessive menu browsing and completely ignoring the game objective. Then they went on to talk about the gunsmithing (which is in the beta) and never show it.
 
God, that GRFS QL was painful to sit through. Excessive menu browsing and completely ignoring the game objective. Then they went on to talk about the gunsmithing (which is in the beta) and never show it.

I thought it was weird that Ryan did the GrrrFuss quick look because he doesn't seem to play that type of game (COD clone) at all. I expected Jeff or Brad to handle that.
 
Brads problem was not his throttle control, it was his leaning control. I don't know how he even got to extreme without knowing how to bunny hop.
 
HOW THE GODDAMN FUCK DID BRAD EVEN GET TO EXTREME WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO BUNNY HOP

I'm not one to normally rag on the GB guys for "sucking" in QL's or whatever, but Jesus Fucking Christ. You could tell Ryan knew what was up and had the right idea usually.
 
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