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Marvel's The Avengers |OT| (Dir. Joss Whedon) [Spoilers unmarked]

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Legally, no. And even if MS owned FF, why would the Avengers want to team up? FF are a bunch of losers compared to the Avengers. Who needs a guy who uses flame when you've got a god who controls lightning? Who needs a strong guy when you've got the strongest guy? Who needs a rubber man to reach shit when you've got Iron Man flying around? Who needs an invisible woman when you've got the swag of the Avengers?

Haha, finally someone who thinks the F4 suck as much as I do.
 
Man, we need to pay more attention to some of these crappy films.

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Why people like venom so much? He sucks, was a 1 trick pony and everything people remembers about him is because of that AWFUL 90's animated show he was. Not even to mention that he was shoe horned in the movie beacuse suits are stupid and don't know anything.
 
You'd think after 5 years someone would have made an updated version of this gif that isn't made from a cam rip of the theatre version.

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Why people like venom so much? He sucks, was a 1 trick pony and everything people remembers about him is because of that AWFUL 90's animated show he was. Not even to mention that he was shoe horned in the movie beacuse suits are stupid and don't know anything.

he was way better in the comics. they totally fucked him up.
 
Legally, no. And even if MS owned FF, why would the Avengers want to team up? FF are a bunch of losers compared to the Avengers. Who needs a guy who uses flame when you've got a god who controls lightning? Who needs a strong guy when you've got the strongest guy? Who needs a rubber man to reach shit when you've got Iron Man flying around? Who needs an invisible woman when you've got the swag of the Avengers?

Avengers have:

Scarlet Widow
Hawkeye
Captain America

All who aren't that great, so...
 
Legally, no. And even if MS owned FF, why would the Avengers want to team up? FF are a bunch of losers compared to the Avengers. Who needs a guy who uses flame when you've got a god who controls lightning? Who needs a strong guy when you've got the strongest guy? Who needs a rubber man to reach shit when you've got Iron Man flying around? Who needs an invisible woman when you've got the swag of the Avengers?
buh buh buh we need another scientist
 
yes, they can.

you're thinking of Spiderman and the X-Men.

edit: they sold FF too? I thought they still owned that one.

They can't because the same guy plays Johnny Torch and Captain America

Unless they recast Torch.

Oh man, they probably would too, and take advantage of the opportunity to make a corny Marvel super hero movie quip about it in the movie. I'm calling it now.
 
They can't because the same guy plays Johnny Torch and Captain America

Unless they recast Torch.

Oh man, they probably would too, and take advantage of the opportunity to make a corny Marvel super hero movie quip about it in the movie. I'm calling it now.

They're rebooting it again in 2014.

Gotta keep rebooting/sequeling/prequeling. Else they'll lose the rights!
 
The main problem with Spider-Man 3 isn't the campy Symbiote Peter sequences. It's how they handled the villains in such a rushed, convoluted manner. (SM3 spoilers)
Harry had JUST begun to shine as the new Green Goblin when they immediately turned him good again and killed him off. Retconning Sand Man as the real killer of Uncle Ben made no sense and contributed nothing to the story. Again, they tried to develop a villain arch and redemption in one movie while dealing with a million other plot points. Venom didn't really do anything at all until the last sequence of the movie before getting killed off himself. If they had just made the movie about Harry's transformation to Green Goblin while Peter dealt with the symbiote and saved Venom for another movie, it would have been much, much better.
 
So, if Avengers 2 is going in the direction of the Infinity Gauntlet series, how is that going to play out without Silver Surfer? Although he didn't do much, he was in it for quite some time.
 
I'm not a comic book guy, but weren't Thor/Hulks powers really scaled back in the movie, Thor especially. I mean the one point where they do the "Oh no we're losing" and it shows hulk being shot at by all the skrulls as if it would do anything.
 
Did anyone catch what the tattoo was on the arm of the bad guy, when Hawkeye was on the plane about to attack the helicarrier?
I kept seeing this question pop up but as far as I've seen, no one's replied to this yet. I tried to spot it the second time I went, but the scene moves pretty damned quick. You don't get a really good shot, but it sort of looks like this:

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I have no idea what the symbol is supposed to be.
 
Doesn't matter what scrubs they are dressing when they've got Start, Hulk and Thor bossing it up.

Just sayin, if a scrub like Captain America can join the party, so can the fantastic four! I don't really care about them though. Spider-man would be nice.
 
Why people like venom so much? He sucks, was a 1 trick pony and everything people remembers about him is because of that AWFUL 90's animated show he was. Not even to mention that he was shoe horned in the movie beacuse suits are stupid and don't know anything.

Yo what the fuck man
 
My last thing on Spiderman 2...

Mary Jane: "I think I always knew... who you were."

Bullshit. Why'd you give him such a bad time for having such a busy life then?
 
My last thing on Spiderman 2...

Mary Jane: "I think I always knew... who you were."

Bullshit. Why'd you give him such a bad time for having such a busy life then?

Why did she leave it until the day of the wedding to leave Jameson's son at the altar? Why did she leave it until she was in her wedding dress? The hell did Jameson's son do to deserve that!? Seemed like a nice guy.
 
Why did she leave it until the day of the wedding to leave Jameson's son at the altar? Why did she leave it until she was in her wedding dress? The hell did Jameson's son do to deserve that!? Seemed like a nice guy.

Yeah! Not to mention they built up Jameson's son and then didn't even bother have him bring the symbiote back. Thought that was obvious. Also I would've thought Jonah would be pissed at Peter for snapping up his son's fiance, but no...


The cartoon was shit any way you slice it. But we were kids and didn't care. It was spider man with COOL CGI!

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"You shut your bitch mouth!"
 
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