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[Escape Goat]

Jeebus, eat some fiber or see a doctor you two.

Banner, Stark and Parker in a lab.

Banner, Stark, Reed Richards, Ant Man. Peter is several leagues below their genius.

 

[Affeinvasion]

Hes a titan.

The reason why Thanos looks like the Skrulls is because they both have the Deviance gene.

 

[gutabo]

 

[Replicant]

I'll put on some Buffy, that should get my bowels going.

Usually makes me spew from the other end. Angel is for my bowel movements.

I was going to put up a retort but then I remember Joss Whedon killed my favorite character at the end of S5 Angel and I still haven't forgiven him for it. So yeah, fuck him and these two shows.

 

[Clayton Bigsby]

Add Tony in the mix? That's too much awesome for one movie to have. We can't handle it.

Spiderman writers have a weird fascination with making batman jokes. They even had him do the christian bale batman voice in one issue.

 

[neojubei]

Add Tony in the mix? That's too much awesome for one movie to have. We can't handle it.

Is it wrong to hope that the Amazing Spider-man bombs to badly Sony lose the rights and it reverts back to Marvel.

Spiderman writers have a weird fascination with making batman jokes. They even had him do the christian bale batman voice in one issue.

HockeyPADS!!!

 

[Vermillion]

Also, now I need to try shawarma.

 

[Banana Kid]

I suddenly need a Tumblr of nothing but animals holding Mjolnir.

I could look at that forever.

 

[Fry]

What does "Mewling Quim" mean?
In more modern English, this would be “whining cunt”

:lol Awesome. Gonna start using it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Is it wrong to hope that the Amazing Spider-man bombs to badly Sony lose the rights and it reverts back to Marvel.

No, but Sony is probably frothing at the mouth now after seeing Avengers $$$. How is Sony film division doing financially? I know the are sucking hard with TVs and the company as a whole is in some dire straights.

 

[NullPointer]

Also, now I need to try shawarma.

Just now finished a lamb shawarma with extra spicy bits. Good stuff.

 

[Hawkian]

Just in case (Credits to Mr. Sam for version 1.0):

AVENGERS FAQ 2.0:

• Why was Hulk not uncontrollable at the end?
  Banner's second transformation into Hulk was voluntarily. It's been established, in the comics and in The Incredible Hulk, that a voluntary transformation makes Hulk more controllable and means he can distinguish between friend and foe. Banner's first transformation was involuntary, and thus Hulk was much more volatile.
• How did Thor get back to Earth? Wasn't that rainbow bridge thingy destroyed?
  Thor got back to Earth thanks to Odin using dark magic to teleport him there. Loki mentions this when Thor abducts him. It's implied that this is a very difficult process and a one way ticket - the tesseract is needed to teleport Thor and Loki back to Asgard.
• What did Hulk say--
  Hulk says "Puny god" after smashing Loki. I'm sorry the audience was too loud.
• Who was that after the end credits?
  Thanos: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanos
• What's shawarma?
  No idea. If you stick around after the credits, all the Avengers went out to have some Shawarma.
• Is agent Coulson dead?
  According to an interview, yes.
• Where is Spiderman/X-men/Fantastic Four?
  Sony/Fox own the movie rights so unless that changes they won't be showing up in any disney/marvel movie.
• Why is Hulk unable to lift Mjolnir?
  Directly from Marvel: "Worthiness Enchantment: This enchantment surrounding Mjolnir prevents it from being wielded by anyone save those who have been found worthy or anyone Thor deems acceptable to wield Mjolnir for a time".
• What does "Mewling Quim" mean?
  In more modern English, this would be “whining cunt”.(from bleedingcool.com)

Anything I forgot?

I love you

 

[neojubei]

No, but Sony is probably frothing at the mouth now after seeing Avengers $$$. How is Sony film division doing financially? I know the are sucking hard with TVs and the company as a whole is in some dire straights.

My Sony devotion died a long time ago so yeah they need to lose the rights for Spider-man so he can be in a future avengers movie. I think Sony is losing money in a lot of their divisions.


Reed Richards and Ant-man are not as much fun as Parker, Stark and Banner.

 

[Divvy]

Just now finished a lamb shawarma with extra spicy bits. Good stuff.

Ask for turnip pieces if they have it next time. Elevates it to the next level.

 

[KevinCow]

Avengers 2 should just be Stark, Spider-Man, and Deadpool having a conversation for 2 and a half hours, and occasionally you see someone fighting Thanos through a window or something.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I read another article where Evans honestly admitted that his workout schedule for Captain America film was too much for him, it made him feel sick afterwards. They eventually had to tone it down, which is why that new body moneyshot was done first before any other scenes. And as you can see in Avengers, Evans' body is relatively smaller than his body in Captain America. I like that instead of boasting about his workout, he admitted that he just can't sustain the kind of workout required for that scene in Captain America required.

The problem is if (and it is a HUGE if) Spidey were to ever show up in the Marvel Studios movies, would he try and keep his identity secret like in the comics, or would he let it all hang out like after Civil War (but before Brand New Day)?

It would be awkward for everyone to be in civvies but Spidey to be in his tights while working in the lab. But it would also be funnier.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Avengers 2 should just be Stark, Spider-Man, and Deadpool having a conversation for 2 and a half hours, and occasionally you see someone fighting Thanos through a window or something.

No Deadpool, yuck. Plus, I think Fox owns him because he was in Wolverine.

 

[Hawkian]

Ask for turnip pieces if they have it next time. Elevates it to the next level.

YES

i want shawarma

 

[Clayton Bigsby]

No Deadpool, yuck. Plus, I think Fox owns him because he was in Wolverine.

Deadpool might be the funniest character in comics.

 

[NullPointer]

Ask for turnip pieces if they have it next time. Elevates it to the next level.

Turnip pieces? Like pickled turnips? (Thank you Google) OK, will do.

 

[Gouty]

So is there some kinda bomba clause for Sony and Spiderman that makes the rights vanish?

 

[Divvy]

Turnip pieces? Like pickled turnips? (Thank you Google) OK, will do.

Yes, it is delicious.

 

[Fry]

Deadpool might be the funniest character in comics.

I'm ok with Deadpool, but please keep Ryan Reynolds away from Marvel movies.

 

[Supermanisdead]

Even if there was, would Spiderman ever bomb?

 

[Good Job Bob]

Even if there was, would Spiderman ever bomb?

Hell no.

 

[Hawkian]

No Deadpool, yuck. Plus, I think Fox owns him because he was in Wolverine.

Please do not hate on Deadpool, I have an irrational attachment to him.

 

[KevinCow]

No Deadpool, yuck. Plus, I think Fox owns him because he was in Wolverine.

And Sony has Spider-Man. We're talking hypothetical here.

In all seriousness, though, even if they do get the rights to X-Men and Spider-Man back, I hope they don't merge them into the Avengers until Avengers 3. Give the other non-Spider-Man or X-Men Marvel characters their chance to shine.

So is there some kinda bomba clause for Sony and Spiderman that makes the rights vanish?

I don't think so. As far as I know, the only way Sony involuntarily loses the rights is if they don't make a movie for a certain number of years. I think it's five, but I'm not sure.

 

[Gouty]

So what will it take for Marvel Studios to regain the rights to Spidey?

Is it just time? If so, how much?

edit: damn, bummer.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

I just got back from the movie.

I had to profusely apologize to the people sitting in the row in front of me as I tore a hole in the front of my pants from busting so hard throughout thusly soaking them. That is all.

 

[Hawkian]

So what will it take for Marvel Studios to regain the rights to Spidey?

Is it just time? If so, how much?

edit: damn, bummer.

It's time but like... on a checkpoint system. It bumps the clock back and stops it from lapsing when they make a new movie and.... well, I heard something about one

lol avatar quote at above

 

[3N16MA]

I believe all Sony has to do is make Spidey films ever so often to hold onto the rights.

 

[gutabo]

I love you

Let's meet, my wife is interested.

 

[IceCold]

No Deadpool, yuck. Plus, I think Fox owns him because he was in Wolverine.

Whatever that thing was in the Wolverine Origins movie wasn't Deadpool. It was a horrible rendition of the character.

Deadpool is a pretty cool character but what makes him so awesome is how he breaks the 4th wall. I don't think that would work well in a movie.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I just got back from the movie.

I had to profusely apologize to the people sitting in the row in front of me as I tore a hole in the front of my pants from busting so hard throughout thusly soaking them. That is all.

Avatar quote

 

[Dai101]

 

[3N16MA]

Since this thread hit 10,000 posts there needs to be a recap.

All the Gaffers with 100+ posts. Bob about to join elite company.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Since this thread hit 10,000 posts there needs to be a recap.

All the Gaffers with 100+ posts. Bob about to join elite company.

This thread is too much to keep up with.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Since this thread hit 10,000 posts there needs to be a recap.

All the Gaffers with 100+ posts. Bob about to join elite company.

TOP FIVE AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

 

[neojubei]

I wish i can jump in the future and buy the blu-ray right now

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

Good Job Bob is loki.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I wish i can jump in the future and buy the blu-ray right now

And deny seeing it on a massive screen with bowel loosening sound again?

 

[Callibretto]

So basically what disney need to do is to send a superspy mole inside sony pictures and sabotage the shit out of any spidey flick in development so it got delayed and delayed until the time limit is up and marvel gain it back?

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Avengers 2 should just be Stark, Spider-Man, and Deadpool having a conversation for 2 and a half hours, and occasionally you see someone fighting Thanos through a window or something.

That would be great.

 

[neojubei]

And deny seeing it on a massive screen with bowel loosening sound again?

Well we cannot have that can we? Plan on seeing it again this Friday and Saturday.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Well we cannot have that can we? Plan on seeing it again this Friday and Saturday.

I wanted to go again tonight for round 3, but had to clean. In Laws are coming this weekend. I hope they havent seen it so I can go again, but on their tab.

 

[3N16MA]

Anyone else enjoy the screen time that Stark and Banner shared? I liked their back and forth.

 

[3N16MA]

I wanted to go again tonight for round 3, but had to clean. In Laws are coming this weekend. I hope they havent seen it so I can go again, but on their tab.

I laughed.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Anyone else enjoy the screen time that Stark and Banner shared? I liked their back and forth.

Telling ya, we need a buddy movie of the two of them working in a lab together with the occasional SMASH! Movie of the year right there.

I laughed.

Hey, tickets are expensive. That is the best part of in laws visiting: they pay for dinner out since they never see us.

 

[Fry]

Anyone else enjoy the screen time that Stark and Banner shared? I liked their back and forth.

Yeah, me too. Stark was in love with Bruce.

 

[NullPointer]

Avengers 2 should just be Stark, Spider-Man, and Deadpool having a conversation for 2 and a half hours, and occasionally you see someone fighting Thanos through a window or something.

I would seriously pay to see this