As Confucius once said, all good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. You are Gravemind, 343. Youre the poorly animated poop venus flytrap, the Übermensch with a thousand pointless universe references misunderstood by the dirty proles who arent worthy enough to judge you.
Your favorite faith quote, "Believe," is one youve fallen victim to yourself, if your opinion of Kyle and Letters post are to be taken to heart. In these pitiable confrontations with them you've proven to be the Flood of gaming development, a sore on the industry and a squanderer of your subordinates' time and effort. Through all this, through this self-inflicted PR nightmare, youve conquered vast new frontiers of unwarranted hyperbole and desperate pseudo-intellectual grasping. Buy a COD game, change your studio name to 2nd Best, and take up the reins; 2nd Best would eagerly defer to the greatness of Infinity Ward.
What is an appropriate action to take in response to the company which continues to make Halo games? I won't be tolerating a second retconned "ARG," a second call for HaloGAF's closing, or a second "worst subcommunity" insult. You decided to ignore the option for real terms for your pointless perks, so with the majority of previews condemning your magnum opus to mediocrity I'll claim a suitable prize by telling you to get the hell off HaloGAF.