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[Koodo]

when will your faves

The lessors are busy booking nosebleed tickets.

Maybe she'll SINK as LOW as X-FACTOR

Not as LOW as DANCING WITH THE STARS, hun.

 

[Phonomezer]

Hello Del ^_^

Not as LOW as DANCING WITH THE STARS, hun.

Because the BITCH CAN'T DANCE.

 

[Trigger]

After all the bitter tea being served this last page, I think we need a palette cleanser.

First, some words of wisdom from Goddess Shirley Manson on the state of women in the music industry these days:

Source (Ok, yes, I did see this on ONTD)

PREACH IT!

Speaking of fierce female singer-songwriters from the 90s, and seemingly as an apology from Canada itself for unleashing the monstrosity known as Nelly Furtado and her "Big Hoops" on the world's collective ears, we've been graced with some new music from Canada's good stock: Empress Alanis Morrissette!

"Guardian"

Flawless tbh...

Flawless post about a flawless rock goddess. It's a shame how music has RIHverted back to trash without a hint of empowerment.

 

[Phonomezer]

^Shirley = GODDESS.

Ladies and straights (lol) get in here http://www.plug.dj/pop-gaf/

 

[botty]

Oh wow, I just realized that's the lady from that Terminator show.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Oh wow, I just realized that's the lady from that Terminator show.

Ouch.

 

[Rocket Punch]

HOLY

You know Pho is back when half the gurls are sobbing and crawling in the dark looking for their wigs.

wb Pho, we've missed you.

 

[Delio]

Hello Del ^_^.

 

[Koodo]

Because the BITCH CAN'T DANCE.

AS IF that's a requirement, doll. Here is one of your fave's colleagues:

#minglingwithmurderers

 

[SecretMoblin]

how is it even possible to shade shirley manson

 

[Trigger]

Oh wow, I just realized that's the lady from that Terminator show.

My goodness.

 

[botty]

That wasn't even shade. You guys are getting paranoid.

 

[B-Dex]

Oh wow, I just realized that's the lady from that Terminator show.

Please go educate yourself. You look foolish.

 

[Koodo]

Drake released a new song called No Lie.

“She came through, she brought food/She got f—ed, she knew wassup /She think I’m the realest out /And I say “damn, that makes two of us” /Oh that look like what’s her name /Chances are it is whats her name /Chances are, if she was acting up /Then I f–ked her once and never f—ed again /She could have a Grammy, I still treat that *ss like a nominee /Just need to know what that p—y like so one time, it’s fine with me”


I wonder who he's talking about.

 

[B-Dex]

Shirley Manson got Xtincta on BLAST:

Oh life can be so glorious sometimes. Christina Aguilera's MTV Diary was just on and I was cackling with glee for what seemed like the entire duration of this choice piece of programming. What marvellous entertainment!!!!

There's a particularly nauseating scene where we lucky viewers get to witness something really intimate and sacred. We get to see a cheap rehash of a scene pulled straight out of "In Bed With Madonna" where we get to witness tiny Christina backstage before a show surrounded by her wonderfully sincere circle of true, lifelong "friends".

They're all unselfconsciously (?!) immersed in a pre-show ritual which consists of everyone performing on stage that night holding hands together and praying to GOD to help Christina's voice during the show etc etc, explains Manson.

Her bitching reaches a reaches a peak at this point, as the Garbage singer asks: Why not struggle to be a nicer person Christina? Perhaps that would bring you closer to God because rumour has it from numerous and decidedly reliable sources that you are an absolute C**T.

Secondly: I know this may come as a ghastly surprise but I'm pretty sure that the Lord GOD Almighty just might have some rather more pressing matters to attend to than to ensure you and your "friends" have a good show.

 

[Trigger]

There are so many good Garbage songs. Version 2.0 and Beautiful Garbage are constantly playing on my iPod.

EDIT- Sounds like Drake had some RIHlief in the past.

 

[royalan]

Drake released a new song called No Lie.

“She came through, she brought food/She got f—ed, she knew wassup /She think I’m the realest out /And I say “damn, that makes two of us” /Oh that look like what’s her name /Chances are it is whats her name /Chances are, if she was acting up /Then I f–ked her once and never f—ed again /She could have a Grammy, I still treat that *ss like a nominee /Just need to know what that p—y like so one time, it’s fine with me”


I wonder who he's talking about.

Sis, it's old news that Drake is ridiculously and embarrassingly sprung on that Barbadian 'Nana...He's been rapping about it since his debut.

 

[botty]

I wonder who he's talking about.

~Oh na na, what's her name?~

 

[Dr. Malik]

Drake released a new song called No Lie.

“She came through, she brought food/She got f—ed, she knew wassup /She think I’m the realest out /And I say “damn, that makes two of us” /Oh that look like what’s her name /Chances are it is whats her name /Chances are, if she was acting up /Then I f–ked her once and never f—ed again /She could have a Grammy, I still treat that *ss like a nominee /Just need to know what that p—y like so one time, it’s fine with me”


I wonder who he's talking about.

mhmm, I wonder... maybe this tweet will help us

@Rihanna
.....That's cuz her name iz Rihanna

 

[Delio]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

Here

It releases tonight at midnight on iTunes.

 

[Phonomezer]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

Here

It releases tonight at midnight on iTunes.

 

[Koodo]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

 

[Dr. Malik]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

Here

It releases tonight at midnight on iTunes.

 

[Delio]

 

[Phonomezer]

 

[botty]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

Here

 

[Trigger]

So shall we listen to the song Justin Bieber wrote for his mother?

Here

It releases tonight at midnight on iTunes.

 

[Delio]

Zayn Malik might just have scored legions of gay fans by dancing to an Usher song.
Harry Styles has seemingly been the member of One Direction with the biggest gay following thus far - the mop-top revealed that he gets signed underwear from male fans all the time. However, Zayn's bumping and grinding to "That's What It's Made For" earned him a mention in the "Gay Spy" section of the website Digital Spy. The video in question.


http://youtu.be/4bR00etFOZM

 

[B-Dex]

Are they trying to say the hideously ugly one is the most popular with gay people?

 

[Delio]

Are they trying to say the hideously ugly one is the most popular with gay people?

Apparently. I don't get HOW Harry has the biggest gay following. I would think Zayne or Liam had it..

 

[Styles]

One of them will most likely come out at some point.

 

[Trigger]

I can see it. He's very twinkish.

 

[B-Dex]

One of them will most likely come out at some point.

Please.

 

[botty]

I never got the boy band craze. Is it cause they can sing? or just about the looks?

 

[Trigger]

The looks.

 

[Delio]

I never got the boy band craze. Is it cause they can sing? or just about the looks?

Bit of both. Bit of both. (Mostly the looks and girls thinking they are singing to them about love and such.)

 

[B-Dex]

Someone please kill me. Big Flops is on the radio. Furtardo has got to go.

 

[Delio]

I can see it. He's very twinkish.

Ugh but I like twinks and think Harry is the lowest of them looks wise. Why can't gays go after Liam :/

 

[botty]

The looks.

Spoiler

if only she had an ounce of talent ;(

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Please.

Wow! My coming out moment was surprisingly similar to this, except I used I'm a Slave 4 U as my soundtrack.

 

[Dr. Malik]

One of them will most likely come out at some point.

and I will be there waiting

 

[Trigger]

Ugh but I like twinks and think Harry is the lowest of them looks wise. Why can't gays go after Liam :/

You're bothered that there are too few men lusting after your fave? That just means less competition for you.

 

[B-Dex]

Nobody goes for him cause we all know how much of a cum dumpster he already is.

No mystery there.

 

[Styles]

No one can truly touch THIS performance of Best Days by Taylor.

/weeps

 

[Delio]

You're bothered that there are too few men lusting after your fave? That just means less competition for you.

This is true. Notice I didn't mention Niall. I already know the gays dont want him. Fine by me.

Nobody goes for him cause we all know how much of a cum dumpster he already is.

No mystery there.

Yeah Liam is like a flare.

 

[B-Dex]

 

[Trigger]

Nobody goes for him cause we all know how much of a cum dumpster he already is.

No mystery there.

I didn't.

 

[Koodo]

No one mentioned this couture mess.

A studded diaper, really.

To prevent leaks?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Nobody goes for him cause we all know how much of a cum dumpster he already is.

No mystery there.

this page keeps getting better and better

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Really? After some EXTENSIVE research I came to the conclusion that Liam is the straight one...

Louie is the seeping gym sock of the group.