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[Phonomezer]

Not desperately trying to hold on to relevancy while staging a blatant GH tour.

Have you seen it?

Could we CROWD AROUND and take a PEEK at your CRYSTAL BALL?

Talking out of your saggy arse AS PER, don't you have a HIP to REPLACE or something?

Get a job.

 

[krypt0nian]

Have you seen it?

Could we CROWD AROUND and take a PEEK at your CRYSTAL BALL?

Talking out of your saggy arse AS PER, don't you have a HIP to REPLACE or something?

Get a job.

Hahahaha people aren't buying tix because of her latest FLOP.

My ass is flawless and you don't need a job when you have a daddy taking care of your every need, dearheart.


Too too easy.

 

[Phonomezer]

Hahahaha people aren't buying tix because of her latest FLOP.

98% SOLD OUT just makes YOU look like THE JOKE, HUN.

The fact that the IDIOT BRIGADE on here keep coming for MADONNA does NOTHING but FURTHER CEMENT her RELEVANCY in 2012 and BEYOND.

When will YOUR FAVE break NUMEROUS RECORDS and produce ICONIC ASPIRATIONS with THEIR TOURS?

I'm waiting.

My ass is flawless

I'd imagine the RANCID LIPS of your ANUS trail behind you like SAD DOG looking for a NEW HOME.

and you don't need a job when you have a daddy taking care of your every need, dearheart.

The EFFORT you put into your LIFE is REFLECTED in your SHADE.

 

[krypt0nian]

Wow you really had nothing there.

Tried to make it personal, then couldn't knock me down even one peg.

Hahahaha Yeah rancid life. So rancid my partner would rather have me with him so we can travel and relax than run a rat race anymore. The effort put in has already paid off. #sipsteaathebeachwhilethepoorstrytoknockme

All the jealousy is exquisite.


Sure she sold out....a GH Rolling Stones tour always does. No one is buying it to hear her failure of a CD "live"

Her Icon Status is the only thing she has left. #poorLourdes

 

[B-Dex]

This last page or so has been amazing.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I'd imagine the RANCID LIPS of your ANUS trail behind you like SAD DOG looking for a NEW HOME.

 

[botty]

 

[krypt0nian]

Exactly. She-thing tried to get personal when it's always been about his faves fading glory without a mention by me of his non-starter life.

 

[Phonomezer]

.

Didn't mean to HACK THROUGH A NEVRE, dear.

Exactly. She-thing tried to get personal when it's always been about his faves fading glory without a mention by me of his non-starter life.

BEYOND PRESSED.

You're making Caca's tits look POSITIVELY ROTUND.

 

[krypt0nian]

Didn't mean to HACK THROUGH A NEVRE, dear.

Which nerve would that be? The one that had to attempt to shade my pitch perfect life, when you had nothing to back up your granny-hand fave? #havetoletthecleanignladyinBRB


The pressed one is you, kitten. Unless you'd like to compare your sad existence with the one you're so hard pressed to shade?

But then we both know that isn't going to happen.

 

[Phonomezer]

#havetoletthecleanignladyinBRB

You know Caca?

The pressed one is you, kitten. Unless you'd like to compare your sad existence with the one you're so hard pressed to shade?

Hun, UNLIKE YOURSELF, if my life were DEPENDENT on the EXISTENCE of some VILE OLD MAN to pay the bills, I MOST CERTAINLY wouldn't draw a CROSS HAIR on MYSELF and post about it on HERE.

 

[krypt0nian]

From Madge's hands she's been working with a lot of floor cleaning product.

Oooh the jealousy....my man is flawless. But you'd know nothing about getting a man.

You continue with your BK workaday, babes. Tell yourself that's a better gig.

 

[botty]

You know Caca?

 

[Phonomezer]

From Madge's hands she's been working with a lot of floor cleaning product.

Yes, WIPING FLOORS with your faves WIGS, love.

She has done so for almost THIRTY YEARS.

 

[krypt0nian]

Yes, WIPING FLOORS with your faves WIGS, love.

She has done so for almost THIRTY YEARS.

Looks like 60-70 years.

 

[Phonomezer]

But you'd know nothing about getting a man.

Please educate us.

How many AMBULANCES did it take to FOLLOW AROUND before you hooked some wealthy geriatric SKIDDING towards the GRAVE?

 

[botty]

Yes, WIPING FLOORS with your faves WIGS, love.

She has done so for almost THIRTY YEARS.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

You know Caca?

Not Xtina's star

 

[krypt0nian]

Please educate us.

How many AMBULANCES did it take to FOLLOW AROUND before you hooked some wealthy geriatric SKIDDING towards the GRAVE?

Hahaha you have no idea. I don't settle. I don't have to.

I'll let him know the girl that mows our lawn is calling him geriatric. He'll get a kick out of that.

 

[Phonomezer]

Looks like 60-70 years.

Please, YOU coming at somebody for their AGE?

 

[royalan]

This page has made me really uncomfortable...

 

[krypt0nian]

Please, YOU coming at somebody for their AGE?

Why wouldn't I? You're the one who's delusional about my age.

Fits the bill considering who you stan.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

This page has made me really uncomfortable...

It's certainly been very...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU&ob=av3e

 

[Phonomezer]

I'll let him know the girl that mows our lawn is calling him geriatric. He'll get a kick out of that.

Hun, I don't even KNOW how to START a LAWNMOWER.

But I can be a pool boy.

 

[krypt0nian]

This page has made me really uncomfortable...

Bitch tried to make it personal. And failed. Hee!

 

[RBH]

*reads thread*



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM

 

[Dr. Malik]

yes, i like this page

 

[Phonomezer]

Bitch tried to make it personal. And failed. Hee!

LOL, no dear, I wasn't the one being REVEALING in an effort to FLEX some deranged FAUX SUPERIORITY.

 

[krypt0nian]

LOL, no dear, I wasn't the one being REVEALING in an effort to FLEX some deranged FAUX SUPERIORITY.

Would you like me to quote you and your failed attempts to make this about me and not Pop music? I retaliated, Nancy.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

toxic is a really good song imo

 

[Phonomezer]

Would you like me to quote you and your failed attempts to make this about me and not Pop music? I retaliated, Nancy.

Only an idiot would've TAKEN THE BAIT tbh.

POINT PROVEN.

Run along now.

 

[botty]

Madonna has all of that money, why won't she get a hand lift or something?

 

[Phonomezer]

Madonna has all of that money, why won't she get a hand lift or something?

Xtincta, obese, lipo, etc.

 

[krypt0nian]

Only an idiot would've TAKEN THE BAIT tbh.

POINT PROVEN.

Run along now.

Good try, but your sad attempt to attack me proved a point for sure. There was no "bait" and your backpeddaling is most delish.

Only one running is you, dear. Back to your hovel.

 

[Phonomezer]

Good try, but your sad attempt to attack me proved a point for sure. There was no "bait" and your backpeddaling is most delish.

Backpedaling? Scroll up and recap hun.

 

[Trigger]

This page.

I don't think these two look that bad. Ke$ha is cute in this shot.

Phono is a true stan above all others. How many people would take on six people for their fave?

 

[Koodo]

How many people would take on six people for their fave?

Poor soul lives in Australia, needing to work ten times as hard for Mad-onna to even CONSIDER.

#MakeAWish #Australia2013

 

[Mau ®]

 

[botty]

Is she being escorted to prison? :/

 

[Phonomezer]

Poor soul lives in Australia

Oh stop YOU, you'll just make everyone JEALOUS.

Is she being escorted to prison? :/

Yes, life sentence for CRIMES against BEAUTY.

 

[botty]

Yes, life sentence for CRIMES against BEAUTY.

Well she does have a felony for that pitch.

 

[Koodo]

Is she being escorted to prison? :/

Anywhere but reality television.

 

[Dr. Malik]

from playing in clubs like this

to this

in four years

when will your faves

 

[royalan]

After all the bitter tea being served this last page, I think we need a palette cleanser.

First, some words of wisdom from Goddess Shirley Manson on the state of women in the music industry these days:

Garbage's frontwoman Shirley Manson has said that women are still being disempowered in the music industry.

Manson said although she feels a generation of women in the '90s managed to "bust through" the glass ceiling, she feels that things have taken a step back in recent years.

"I'm delighted to see women in any genre doing well, the biggest stars de
jour are female pop stars. I love that, but for me personally I've always loved the girls who are in disagreement with mainstream", she said, adding:

"There's a lot of girls now who are disempowered, they're not being giving a lot of chances. They are worked really hard, they are wrung dry on tour, then given new songs, which are written by man to start the process all over again. But in economic terms it doesn’t work out like that. They’re street walking for the pimp daddy at home. This is what I have a problem with, the lack of female opinion out there."

Speaking of how she saw the music industry in the '90s, Manson added: "Our generation felt like we had busted through a glass ceiling. All of a sudden we were on the radio, selling records but not having the play the submissive role of a woman. Now I feel like things have returned to the way they were before we started."

Garbage, who played a comeback gig at London's Troxy last night, release their new album 'Not Your Kind Of People', their first since 2005's 'Bleed Like Me', on their own imprint Stunvolume on May 14. Recorded in Atwater Village in Los Angeles, it's the group's first album not to be recorded in Madison, Wisconsin, the city where they formed in 1994.

Source (Ok, yes, I did see this on ONTD)

PREACH IT!

Speaking of fierce female singer-songwriters from the 90s, and seemingly as an apology from Canada itself for unleashing the monstrosity known as Nelly Furtado and her "Big Hoops" on the world's collective ears, we've been graced with some new music from Canada's good stock: Empress Alanis Morrissette!

"Guardian"

Flawless tbh...

 

[botty]

Anywhere but reality television.

She's walking the same road as Cyndi Lauper.

We'll see her on Celebrity Apprentice eventually.

 

[Phonomezer]

She's walking the same road as Cyndi Lauper.

We'll see her on Celebrity Apprentice eventually.

Maybe she'll SINK as LOW as X-FACTOR

 

[Wilsongt]

Speaking of fierce female singer-songwriters from the 90s, and seemingly as an apology from Canada itself for unleashing the monstrosity known as Nelly Furtado and her "Big Hoops" on the world's collective ears

 

[Delio]

I see Pho is back with a vengance. How lovey.

 

[botty]

Disaster

of

the

forever

 

[Wilsongt]

Disaster

of

the

forever

Pressed, I see.