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[G-Fex]

I've never seen Glee but I'm sure nothing good comes from it.

 

[Trigger]

I wouldn't say nothing...

 

[G-Fex]

ah okay

Doesn't work for me but okay.

 

[B-Dex]

Why I watch Glee.

 

[Phonomezer]

Just looks like a fucking DOOFUS.

 

[Bladenic]

TBH he's the reason I stopped watching. Right behind Kurt. And alongside the awful plots, schizophrenic characterizations, increasingly terrible and redundant musical numbers, whoring out of certain artists (Gaga case in point), extreme pushing of creator's own beliefs, etc. etc. Basically I really liked season 1 then it all went to shit by the end of season 2.

 

[Phonomezer]

Predictably, I've only ever seen the Madonna episode. That enough to lend me an idea that the show would be shit. The autotune is offensive and makes the show unlistenable.

That little gay boy with the bad hair who looks like a lesbian is positively GHASTLY.

 

[SpiffyG]

Why I watch Glee.

He has some cute angles, but also some really awful angles. Like more awful than usual. Not sure what to think. That second picture is just horrid. :\

 

[B-Dex]

Interesting that you chose the word GHASTLY.

 

[Koodo]

I lasted for two seasons before calling it quits. The second season was an act of masochism. Blame It On The Alcohol still lingers in my mind as the single most offensive hour of scripted television I've seen.

Ryan Murphy is a cunt.

 

[Trigger]

Interesting that you chose the word GHASTLY.

Indeed. I wish my faves could have such beautiful arms.

 

[Phonomezer]

Interesting that you chose the word GHASTLY.

Rather have a fave driven to the point of PHYSICAL PERFECTION than a YO-YOING OAF that has the stage presence of a DEAD CAT.

 

[botty]

Why is that ugly troll face falling so much?

 

[Phonomezer]

Why is that ugly troll face falling so much?

How long before the oxygen mask is needed again?

I suppose NOT DANCING, FALLING and RELYING ON THE BACKING TRACK take its TOLL on the ugly little thing.

 

[Koodo]

And she used to look so beautiful during the CONFESSIONS era.

Flawless.

Why is that ugly troll face falling so much?

Because she's not a fat cunt spinning in a chair for eternal life.

 

[Trigger]

It's hard work not lipsynching and doing choreo.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Indeed. Glee is an unparalleled cesspool of vile.

Read about his new shit-tastic gay themed show?

 

[Koodo]

Read about his new shit-tastic gay themed show?

Ryan Murphy is like North Carolina. Headlines you don't want to read.

 

[botty]

Lourdes and her grandmother.

Max and his MILF Mother.

Spoiler

And what I believe is a Lady Gaga impersonator.

Kim K-- Lourdes and Madonna's old soggy ass.

demigod Max and goddess mother.

Poor Lourdes, her only female role model is an old hag who enjoys thrusting her loose and dusty vagina on television. #parenting101

 

[Phonomezer]

Amusing the way people keep the same THREE or FOUR Madonna pictures in rotation in an effort to shade her.

Lets face it; there aren't many shady pictures of her around because she is as CLOSE to FLAW FREE as a FAVE is GONNA GET.

You can keep trying though. Especially amusing with that FAT CUNT and her HIDEOUS CHILD in the same post.

 

[Salazar]

Never leave again, Phono.

 

[botty]

The face of beauty.

The material girl.

A timeless face.

Forever Young.

Flawless goddess

Deep vocal skills.

....

 

[Phonomezer]

Hi Sal

 

[Phonomezer]

.

Match point.

 

[botty]

.

Goodnight.

 

[Phonomezer]

Goodnight.

Xtincta? Tired? Non-shock.

Amazing how her slow metabolism also applies to her career.

 

[Koodo]

Amusing the way people keep the same THREE or FOUR Madonna pictures in rotation in an effort to shade her.

Sounds familiar, hun.

You can keep trying though. Especially amusing with that FAT CUNT and her HIDEOUS CHILD in the same post.

That child's puffy eyes tell a story of MENTAL TORMENT, waking up every day in an environment of HUMAN DEGRADATION like THIS:

 

[Phonomezer]

Sounds familiar, hun.

Don't come for QueenOfKoreaAndFlowerOfAsiaHyoyeon

At least she isn't JUDGING a REALITY SHOW.

That child's puffy eyes tell a story of MENTAL TORMENT, waking up every day in an environment of HUMAN DEGRADATION like THIS:

Imagine my LACK OF SURPRISE upon discovering Xtincta's house looks like a HOOKERS BOUDOIR.

 

[botty]

Xtincta? Tired? Non-shock.

Amazing how her slow metabolism also applies to her career.

No, I was putting you too bed. Xtina is a singer, and vocalist of the highest order. None of your faves would ever be able to come for her when it comes to raw talent. Once Madonna breaks her hip with that Bobby brown-pelvic thrusting choreography she will have nothing else. I mean, at least gaga can play an instrument or two.

 

[Phonomezer]

No, I was putting you too bed. Xtina is a singer, and vocalist of the highest order. None of your faves would ever be able to come for her when it comes to raw talent.

And all that talent has taken her to the DIZZYING HEIGHTS of THE VOICE when she SHOULD be a judge on RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE.

Once Madonna breaks her hip with that Bobby brown-pelvic thrusting choreography she will have nothing else.

How is it that an XTINCTA STAN could come for someone she has tried SO MUCH to EMULATE? I suppose this could be applied to ALL FAVES bar LEONA LEWIS who doesn't HAVE a CAREER.

I mean, at least gaga can play an instrument or two.

 

[Majmun]

What is this mess.
Hagdonna is irrelevant in the current music business. Just like the antiqued Rolling Stones and U2, her only way to stay in this business is to tour and sing songs from her golden era.

MDNA flopped harder than a hooker in a church. MDNA singles were terrifyingly bad. No one wants new Mandonna material because it's so bad.

Yes, Mehdonna. Please keep on touring and reminisce us of the great stuff that you once HAD...and not the wreck that you've become.

 

[Phonomezer]

MDNA is #9 on the GLOBAL SALES CHART, dear.

Another RECORD BREAKING WORLD TOUR starting this month.

Almost THIRTY YEARS of NON STOP ICONOGRAPHY.

...when will your fave?

 

[Majmun]

Yes, only nostalgia is saving Madonna.

 

[Phonomezer]

.

Will your faves even BE AROUND long enough to be FONDLY REMEMBERED and CURRENTLY CELEBRATED?

That MDNA is STILL in the global Top 10 just SHATTERS your DELUSIONS, dear.

 

[Koodo]

Don't come for QueenOfKoreaAndFlowerOfAsiaHyoyeon

That was commentary on your KINDRED RELATIONSHIP with HIGH EMPRESS GERMANOTTA, but if you INSIST.

At least she isn't JUDGING a REALITY SHOW.

The Queen of Hearts ♥ will earn more in a season than SAMSUNG will gross in a LIFETIME.

Has SAMSUNG gotten tips from BRANDY yet?

MDNA flopped harder than a hooker in a church.

Much like Beowulf's latest, but at least The Hag, amid the career-staining IMPLOSION of MDNA, had the decency to lodge a single in the Top 10.

#struggles

 

[Phonomezer]

#struggles

Britney and her CLOSE SHAVE with IRRELEVANCY in 2012.

STRUGGLES INDEED.

Turning to REALITY TELEVISION in the DARKEST HOUR; Britney following XTINCTA'S LEAD yet AGAIN.

 

[Salazar]

The Queen of Hearts ♥ will earn more in a season than SAMSUNG will gross in a LIFETIME.

lmao this is like some small-town parochialism. Spamming the same old jab. You don't got to care about foreign pop music if you don't wanna, Koodo. Just show that bare minimum of class.

 

[Phonomezer]

Just show that bare minimum of class.

To be fair, I LOL'D IRL when I discovered that there was a kpop grouped named "Dalmatian" today... for OBVIOUS REASONS.

 

[Koodo]

STRUGGLES INDEED.

Struggles are reserved for obese girls losing weight in Dancing With The Stars.

Turning to REALITY TELEVISION in the DARKEST HOUR; Britney following XTINCTA'S LEAD yet AGAIN.

There is a difference between QUEENS who can still SELL ALBUMS & SINGLES and a FAT CUNT whom only exists in the pages of WIKIPEDIA. The latter relies on REALITY TELEVISION as a FULL-TIME JOB, while the FORMER's gig is a temporary diversion to KILL BOREDOM.

While GODNEY receives a pay check that would even make MAD-ONNA consider the gig, XTINCTA is at home weeping over THE NOISE's collapse in the ratings and the realization that, ONCE AGAIN, Godney has PUNCHED her GAPING ANUS out of the GAME.

XTINCTA will remain AWAKE AT NIGHT, wishing for the day when there will be medication for CAREER CONSTIPATION.

 

[Majmun]

No one mentioned this couture mess.

I see two Xtincta's

Whatever happened to Milian?

 

[Peru]

Lots of old farts... it's all about Kitty Pryde in 2012.

 

[Koodo]

Lots of old farts... it's all about Kitty Pryde in 2012.

Who?

 

[Peru]

first tumblr rapper who can write and rap. soon taking over a major label near you, despite haters (earl sweatshirt dissed her!) best efforts

http://youtu.be/bp7IF3x7yLk
http://youtu.be/3SDYus7iKC8

funny, touching

 

[Majmun]

Should I like this. I think I do

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Should I like this. I think I do

I feel like that Bieber song is a commentary on STANNING culture

 

[Styles]

first tumblr rapper who can write and rap. soon taking over a major label near you, despite haters (earl sweatshirt dissed her!) best efforts

http://youtu.be/bp7IF3x7yLk
http://youtu.be/3SDYus7iKC8

funny, touching

 

[Phonomezer]

XTINCTA will remain AWAKE AT NIGHT, wishing for the day when there will be medication for CAREER CONSTIPATION.

Christina Aguilera is great, I really like her ballads like Hurt and Beautiful, but I'm also partial to a little Dirrty and Candyman

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Katy Perrysus is quite underrated as a lyricist and especially as a vocalist- have you heard her head voice?

 

[Koodo]

Personally, I think Nicki Minaj is one to watch. Starships makes me think her career is meant to fly, reaching heights unseen by most faves.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Katy Perrysus is quite underrated as a lyricist and especially as a vocalist- have you heard her head voice?

icu