shira
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Lol it is British women surveyed. That makes much more sense
Football = soccer
Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.
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Football = soccer
Devolution
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Guys want Pamela Anderson*, women want tall. Sometimes we all gotta compromise.
*I don't know who the current new poster babe is.
youngplaya21
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Trent Strong
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Someone should make a "Pefect Woman and her 30 qualities thread."
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
That could end very badly...
1-29: Tits.
Trent Strong
Banned
True. It would probably just end up being a bunch of NSFW pics.
She has to make at least 90k to my supplemental 77.77777(repeating of course)k or she's out of the picture.
Zoramon089
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Could? Would
Great! I'm the white Idris Elba so I'm set for life.
All those things are attainable except for being 6ft tall, which is unsurprisingly the number 1 expectation for women. If you are under 6ft tall, don't expect to get a lot of dates no matter how much "game" you think you have, lol.
PS. What guy takes longer than 20 minutes to get ready??
Pretty sure that the only expectation civilised men have is that their wife/girlfriend is not fat, and never becomes fat. Everything else on top of that is just a bonus.
PS. What guy takes longer than 20 minutes to get ready??
Pretty sure that the only expectation civilised men have is that their wife/girlfriend is not fat, and never becomes fat. Everything else on top of that is just a bonus.
She has to make at least 92.3k to my supplemental 77.77777(repeating of course)k or she's out of the picture.
shira
Member
Christina Hendricks?
But she is FAT, fatty fat fat!
1.6 feet tall
7.Non-smoker
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly
Hooray, I'm slightly less undesirable than I expected.
7.Non-smoker
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly
Hooray, I'm slightly less undesirable than I expected.
Built for comfort
Kitsunebaby
Member
Dwayne Johnson is my perfect man.
I've got bad news for you man, 80% of your desirable qualities fall into the 20s, which makes you less desirable than 50% of the desirable men.
Al-ibn Kermit
Junior Member
evilromero
Member
This is retarded. So when will they post what men look for in women? I fear the results. :/
shira
Member
Found a Levi's definition:
After taking the tape measure to 60,000 women, Levis have unveiled their new genius jeans that flatter any woman's shape.
The legendary jean manufacturer has re-invented and launched a new line for women that is built to embrace curves, wherever yours sit.
http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=7942803
Apeopleman
Member
But you can have, whats left of me
Buckethead
Banned
16.Smooth chest
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
Atramental
Banned
The only list us guys should be worried about is the list of limiting beliefs we set up in our heads.
funkystudent
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1.6 feet tall
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
I kind of suck.
That explains a lot I guess.
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
I kind of suck.
That explains a lot I guess.
Devolution
Member
You don't suck. That list sucks.
Jaladinozozo
Banned
What about Bad MMA/TUF/UFC FOX Cards? Can I fill my watches soaps list and bump myself to 24/30?
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Gentlemen, we are well and truly fucked.
that list would be much shorter.
kunonabi
Member
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
7.Non-smoker
10.Stylish
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps - used to watch Days of our Lives
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
27.Can swim
30.Calls mom regularly
50% isn't bad. Hasn't done me a lick of good though.
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
7.Non-smoker
10.Stylish
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps - used to watch Days of our Lives
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
27.Can swim
30.Calls mom regularly
50% isn't bad. Hasn't done me a lick of good though.
Devolution
Member
They want Rhett Butler.
ha, say that in the manshion thread and you'll have people telling you that $80 jeans will fall apart in two months and after one wash.
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1. Not crazy.
Not all of us scored 30 out of 30 braggart.
I scored probably 2.
SouthernDragon
Member
Hmm. All those, and yet I do not have a job that earns that much. I think I know what the most important thing on that list is...
Talk about moving the goal posts.
Kind of surprised, "Is honest and hard-working" or "has good moral character" didn't appear on the list. I guess the perfect man could be a drug dealer or con-artist as long as they make that $77k a year. :\
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
7.Non-smoker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Compared to "Mr. Perfect", It looks like I'm only half the man he is, and I'm sure he has half the brain that I do.
4.Short dark hair
7.Non-smoker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Compared to "Mr. Perfect", It looks like I'm only half the man he is, and I'm sure he has half the brain that I do.
perfectchaos007
Member
I knew something height related would be #1.
I mean its the only physical quality these days that you can do almost nothing about (unless you go over seas to have a procedure done where they manually break your tibia and fibula, insert metal lengthening rods, and you go through 6-9 months of painful rehabilitation all costing somewhere between $50,000 and $80,000)
I mean its the only physical quality these days that you can do almost nothing about (unless you go over seas to have a procedure done where they manually break your tibia and fibula, insert metal lengthening rods, and you go through 6-9 months of painful rehabilitation all costing somewhere between $50,000 and $80,000)
Devolution
Member
Well those men can pay for all of the shit I want.
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Banned
Please don't tell me you're serious.
I tried to make the number more arbitrary, for humor's sake.
I knew something height related would be #1.
I mean its the only physical quality these days that you can do almost nothing about (unless you go over seas to have a procedure done where they manually break your tibia and fibula, insert metal lengthening rods, and you go through 6-9 months of painful rehabilitation all costing somewhere between $50,000 and $80,000)
you don't have to go overseas for that.
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