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[evilromero]

I think the main thing women want in that survey is $. There's no getting around that. If you make greater than 77k a lot of those other qualities don't really matter.

 

[Rocwell]

Well those men can pay for all of the shit I want.

You said it not me.

 

[Timo]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly


Like 12. I'll die alone.

 

[Buzzati]

I knew something height related would be #1.



I mean its the only physical quality these days that you can do almost nothing about (unless you go over seas to have a procedure done where they manually break your tibia and fibula, insert metal lengthening rods, and you go through 6-9 months of painful rehabilitation all costing somewhere between $50,000 and $80,000)

Or, you can just find a woman who isn't a waste of tits.

 

[Devolution]

Please don't tell me you're serious.

Oh dear.

You said it not me.

 

[Satch]

Dwayne Johnson is my perfect man.

back off SUCCUBUS

we are already married

 

[disappeared]

Oh dear.

Alright then. Just making sure. We good kiddo.

 

[Devolution]

back off SUCCUBUS

we are already married

Elba and The Rock?

You so selfish.

 

[Lion Heart]

I knew watching Young and the Restless would pay off. Brb buying condoms.

 

["God's Beard!"]

1.6 feet tall 5'9"
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker I don't Drink
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family nope
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year I'm a student
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football UFC only son
19.Drives an Audi I have a Mercedes
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire never needed to
30.Calls mom regularly

I don't know true any of this is, I've never had any real problem with women. Number 1 should be "Not the type of person that makes OT relationship threads"

 

[Iztli]

3.Brown eyes
14.Eats meat
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly


......

that my life

 

[Satch]

Elba and The Rock?

You so selfish.

can't help it

can't choose just one

 

[Kitsunebaby]

back off SUCCUBUS

we are already married

We can wrestle for his love.

Seriously, though. He's about as sexy as sexy can be. I'd like to taste what he's cooking.


Edit: Might I also add Wesley Snipes to the mix?

 

[marrec]

3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
14.Eats meat
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly


......

that my life

You should put that on your resume!

 

[Ramblin]

what if you can ride a bike but aren't willing to?

 

[Devolution]

can't help it

can't choose just one

We can wrestle for his love.

Seriously, though. He's about as sexy as sexy can be. I'd like to taste what he's cooking.

I'll just be over here with my Vin sketches. (I actually found one the other day >_>.)

 

[disappeared]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

 

[DCharlie]

7.Non-smoker
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike

thank f*ck i found some sucker to get married to already or i'd be on the loser path. Though, strangely enough, i'm back in the UK right now and i have to say that - though i was born and raised here and i managed to have girlfriends and get engaged to someone British once, that i really don't think i'd -ever- get a second look from anyone here.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Or, you can just find a woman who isn't a waste of tits.

I haven't yet but hopefully shes out there. Besides being only 5'7" I also have a sharp pointed nose which isn't attractive, but according to my Cambodian friend, thats an awesome quality in Cambodia to have. I may have to move outside the US to find my woman

 

[DJ_Lae]

Well, I'm out 12, 17, 18, and 19. And I'm 6'5".

I love how watching soaps is right above watching football.

 

[youngplaya21]

I don't know true any of this is, I've never had any real problem with women. Number 1 should be "Not the type of person that makes OT relationship threads"

*looks at username*
I wonder why...

 

[marrec]

I'll just be over here with my Vin sketches. (I actually found one the other day >_>.)

Devo likes bald men who look weird with hair confirmed!

 

[Devolution]

Devo likes bald men who look weird with hair confirmed!

God I was such a dumbass with a crush in highschool. I even had one of those creepy celeb collages (clip outs from magazines) on my closet.

 

[freenudemacusers]

jumper = sweater for those who are confused. I imagine this means, based on the rest of the list, a dude in bootcut jeans, untucked striped shirt, and red v neck sweater. and some kind of brown chukka boot or ignoble sneakers.

 

[Buzzati]

I haven't yet but hopefully shes out there. Besides being only 5'7" I also have a sharp pointed nose which isn't attractive, but according to my Cambodian friend, thats an awesome quality in Cambodia to have. I may have to move outside the US to find my woman

That is not a good attitude. Women don't know what the fuck they want. Nobody knows. Have confidence when you do your thing and be a good person. That's it.

 

[RoboPlato]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly


15/30

Not doing so hot

 

[evilromero]

You guys are adorable listing all the qualities you have. But the one I see most absent is the 77k.

 

[ThisWreckage]

Let me see some pictures of the the women that took this survey. Who wants to bet that their standards and "qualities" they seek in men are inflated to the point of lunacy?

 

[thesoapster]

Watches soaps?

Fuck off.

Yes, this one offended me most, also. "I want the perfect man...who has horrendous taste."

 

[MIMIC]

1. WTF are smart jeans?
2. Watches soaps, football and can change a tire? LOL....and I want my wife to cook, clean, and get a Killtacular in Halo.

 

[Ramblin]

I got about five...maybe.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Let me see some pictures of the the women that took this survey. Who wants to bet that their standards and "qualities" they seek in men are inflated to the point of lunacy?

It's supposed to be a "perfect" man. Of course it's inflated. Just because I like tall guys in no way means that shortness is a deal-breaker or even an unattractive quality. Same for most of the qualities on that list.

These kinds of lists are honestly pointless.

 

[Atramental]

Let me see some pictures of the the women that took this survey. Who wants to bet that their standards and "qualities" they seek in men are inflated to the point of lunacy?

 

[Devolution]

A pair of smart blue jeans are undoubtedly the most versatile article of clothing a man can own. They therefore require the most thought and research when buying, as they serve more an investment than a simple purchase. A well fitting and coloured pair of smart blue jeans are invaluable to a man's wardrobe as they can be worn with shoes and a shirt, yet equally look laid back and stylish with a t-shirt and plimsoles.

Although a man should obviously own more than one pair of jeans, this is a guide for that important pair that can be worn to work and worn on your days off, yet at both times looking 'fashionable'. For a detailed overview of the denim jean, its history and the production of the various styles, I would recommend checking out the following documentary.

Since I too did not know what smart jeans were.

 

[Pachinko]

1.6 feet tall - Nope, only 5'7"
2.Toned and athletic - nope, pudgy and lethargic is more accurate
3.Brown eyes - yeah actually
4.Short dark hair - yup
5.Smart dress sense - no dress sense
6.Beer drinker - bleagh, hell no , beer is fucking gross
7.Non-smoker - yeah, will remain so for life too
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - uh.. not really
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - capable of it yes, practice it no
10.Stylish- not really
11.Wants a family - not so much
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - only around 2/3rds of that
13.Loves shopping - if it's for stuff I want then yeah(tvs,games,movies)
14.Eats meat- yup
15.Clean shaven - not all the time
16.Smooth chest - heh, yeah but flabby
17.Watches soaps - fuck no
18.Enjoys watching football- eh, I'm indifferent
19.Drives an Audi - top gear told me audi was gay
20.Educated to degree level - nope
21.Earns more than his other half -well I do earn more then my right hand...
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - yeah, probably too much though
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - wouldn't know
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - sure
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - maybe
26.Has a driver's license - yes
27.Can swim - not really
28.Can ride a bike - yup
29.Can change a tire - yup
30.Calls mom regularly - not really


hrmm roughly 10/30 isn't bad right ?

 

[disappeared]

You guys are adorable listing all the qualities you have. But the one I see most absent is the 77k.

I just ashed a smoke in a half-cup of cold burger king fries.

 

[Satch]

God I was such a dumbass with a crush in highschool. I even had one of those creepy celeb collages (clip outs from magazines) on my closet.

LOL

 

[ThisWreckage]

It's supposed to be a "perfect" man. Of course it's inflated. Just because I like tall guys in no way means that shortness is a deal-breaker or even an unattractive quality. Same for most of the qualities on that list.

These kinds of lists are honestly pointless.

The elephant in the room is that women often complain about being single, yet they have some absurd bullet point list in their head when it comes to dating. Men do the same thing, however, but I believe to a lesser degree.

 

[DCharlie]

You guys are adorable listing all the qualities you have. But the one I see most absent is the 77k.

oh...? #smugface

The elephant in the room is that women often complain about being single, yet they have some absurd bullet point list in their head when it comes to dating.

well, my ex fiancee was around 5ft 11 and i am 5ft 6 - she didn't think it was a problem at all, but i guess that's why i was with her.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Since I too did not know what smart jeans were.

it's basically the same as saying 'dress-up able jeans'. something you could wear with a collared shirt*.

*but i never do that shit. jeans require tees or jumpers/sweaters

 

[Srsly]

My hair is dark, when it's short. But it turns blonde when I let it grow out and hangout in the sun, which is when I get compliments about my hair from women. So, when I get compliments about my hair from women, it means they actually find me less attractive?

 

[BobLoblaw]

Exceptions

1.6 feet tall (5'10 damn you genes)
6.Beer drinker (Beer sucks)
13.Loves shopping (I hate shopping)
17.Watches soaps (I'd rather have my fingernails ripped off)
19.Drives an Audi (VW, but I am looking at buying the Q5 in a year or two)

25/30 isn't too bad. Come at me women!

 

[Forceatowulf]

Jesus... as soon as I read the list I am instantly disqualified.

Two inches... two god damn inches taller and I would be every woman's desire. *sigh*

 

[DCharlie]

Two inches... two god damn inches taller and I would be every woman's desire. *sigh*

every* BRITISH woman's desire.

This is a factor#

* - not every
# - nice women in every nationality, including the British (i know, i am shocked too ..)

 

[marrec]

God I was such a dumbass with a crush in highschool. I even had one of those creepy celeb collages (clip outs from magazines) on my closet.

As long as you recognize that he looks really weird with hair, we got no beef.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I haven't watched soaps since the crazy ass Bo/Hope, Stefano/Marlena storyline on Days of our Lives back in 1996-1997.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

The elephant in the room is that women often complain about being single, yet they have some absurd bullet point list in their head when it comes to dating. Men do the same thing, however, but I believe to a lesser degree.

I can't speak for other women, but I don't really have a checklist of qualities that I run down when evaluating a guy. Attraction happens naturally without conscious thought, and negative qualities can easily be made up for with other positive qualities. I tend to just look at the total package.

 

[Devolution]

As long as you recognize that he looks really weird with hair, we got no beef.

He does. I had a thing for baldies for a while because of him though.

 

[disappeared]

I can't speak for other women, but I don't really have a checklist of qualities that I run down when evaluating a guy. Attraction happens naturally without conscious thought, and negative qualities can easily be made up for with other positive qualities. I tend to just look at the total package.

But the bar stars outnumber you. They always will.

 

[Devolution]

I haven't watched soaps since the crazy ass Bo/Hope, Stefano/Marlena storyline on Days of our Lives back in 1996-1997.

I watched Passions for a bit. It was so out there it was good.