Auron_Kale
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...How'd they make that work?
Marvel's The Avengers |OT| (Dir. Joss Whedon) [Spoilers unmarked]
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...How'd they make that work?
MisterHero
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It begins and ends with Buffy having universe-crumbling sex with Adam Warlock
or something
No idea, the less I know the better.
Pop-O-Matic
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There are doezens of fanfic that crossover 10 or more completely unrelated works of fiction into one giant mess. Hell, there has been a published series where GI Joe, the Transformers, the Ghostbusters and the original Star Trek crew fight zombies. Trust me, you ain't seen shit yet.
"Loki has us beaten Avengers. I guess we'll have to give up. If only there was a song that could give us our morale back."
Bring it on!
Auron_Kale
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Yeah, gonna have to agree with that...
On a sillier note, I like this crossover better (found on tumblr)
Hawkeye and Thor are avid glee club enthusiasts. They drag the rest of the team to a performance, when suddenly, a released Loki attacks! Luckily, Earth's Mightiest Heroes have some help the music talents of New Directions and your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Man, this shit practically writes itself.
PhoncipleBone
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Yeah, gonna have to agree with that...
On a sillier note, I like this crossover better (found on tumblr)
So when does Stark get turned into a llama?
Auron_Kale
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Dunno, but someone should write it!
PhoncipleBone
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That sounds horrendous.
Don't insult my art! >:'(
Auron_Kale
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(T_T)\(^-^) There there, I'm sure that plot makes way more sense than whatever the other fanfic was about.
I'm sorry, I should have been more clear. The Glee/ Avengers crossover fan-fiction sounds horrendous.
This sounds worse than my Tony seducing Bruce at his mansion while Pepper dresses up as a teenager story in the Iron Man vs Batman thread.
Auron_Kale
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Okay here:
Now come up with a story as to why this would be happening.
Now come up with a story as to why this would be happening.
Thor has seen many wonderful sights since he arrived on Midgard, but none have inspired him more than the wonderful displays from the cyclists in the annual Tour de France. Against the wishes of his team, the Son of Odin enters the competition, wanting to test his mettle in a new arena. But things are not what they seem, as the cyclists are revealed to be murderous Skrull invaders. Now it's a race against time, with Thor leading the charge against the hostile aliens.
I've got a real knack for this.
That sounds amazing. Can I put that in the sequel?
I've got a real knack for this.
>:'( You sound horrendous.
That sounds amazing. Can I put that in the sequel?
I propose a truce.. Let's hug it out, bro.
Guys, Thursday has officially been renamed to Thorsday.
PhoncipleBone
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Okay here:
Now come up with a story as to why this would be happening.
BAH! I have a shorter description that will work better:
Thor VS. Hercules in the Tour de France.
I look forward to your letters.
Oh why not. Bring it in here.
Also:
Bah. Where's the drama? The suspense? The craziness?
Do you have a problem Thorsday? Or were you talking about Thor de France?
Gold.
Auron_Kale
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I was half expecting Coulson to actually do that while they were in the quinjet.
Oh and the ficlet was cool too, Sir.
Wheeljack539
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I propose a truce.. Let's hug it out, bro.
Guys, Thursday has officially been renamed to Thorsday.
So then we're gonna turn back the clock then?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thursday
squidhands
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The Enchantress plots a scheme to destroy the multiverse's best cyclist, Lance Armstrong. It turns out that, as a child, Lance was bestowed the heart of an Asguardian by an extremely drunk Volstagg for reasons unknown. Enchantress finds out about this, and decides that she can eat the heart to make her powerful enough to defeat Odin once and for all.Okay here:
Now come up with a story as to why this would be happening.
Naturally, she decides to set up a fake bicycle race, and states that she will grant 'immeasurable power' to the winner during a public broadcast. Thousands of people enter, despite everyone expecting Armstrong to win.
During a friendly game of strip poker, Thor and Iron Man catch the broadcast and come to the conclusion that she's up to no good and devise a scheme to stop her, which involves Tony making the best, most bad-ass bicycle ever, and Thor in bicycle shorts.
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Mind blown.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
In dutch, thursday is "donderdag" which pretty much means thunderday.
Scarecrow
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And Wednesday is Wodensday, or Odin's Day.
~Devil Trigger~
In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
holy shit
The Anti-Monitor
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The origin of the word Thursday is outright shown in Thor.
Auron_Kale
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I really thought the Thor/Thursday thing was common knowledge... Guess not?
And Friday is Freya's Day. Or some people think it's Frigga's Day, who was the wife of Odin.
I learned it.. in German class.
Can't believe I missed that. What part of the movie? Wait, you're talking about the movie right?
Edit: Excuse my ignorance, I had NO idea of this.
The Anti-Monitor
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When Selvig is looking at one of his old mythology books, he sees both the Bifrost and Thor, and the top of the page is "Thursday, Thor's Day".
I don't remember exactly when.
Ohh, right, I remember that now. Thanks.
Auron_Kale
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Gotta love The Avengers for sparking people to learn about old Norse myths, archery and SCIENCE!
Also while we're on the topic of days
Sunday - literally Sun Day
Monday - Moon Day
Tuesday - Tyr's Day (Norse god)
Wednesday - Odin's Day (Norse god)
Thursday - Thor's Day (Norse god)
Friday - Freya's Day (Norse god)
Saturday - Saturn Day (named after the planet, which was named after a Roman god)
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tl;dr Thor 2 better release in the US on a Thursday (they did it for Australia on the first Thor)
Sunday - literally Sun Day
Monday - Moon Day
Tuesday - Tyr's Day (Norse god)
Wednesday - Odin's Day (Norse god)
Thursday - Thor's Day (Norse god)
Friday - Freya's Day (Norse god)
Saturday - Saturn Day (named after the planet, which was named after a Roman god)
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tl;dr Thor 2 better release in the US on a Thursday (they did it for Australia on the first Thor)
The Anti-Monitor
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Rehosted.
I concur.
Auron_Kale
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AbsoluteZero
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Just had a coworker mention. "Finally saw The Avengers, it was okay, I thought it was going to be better. Hulk looked like shit, though. He was better in the second one."
Did you respond with "you no longer deserve to live." ?
D
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Thor de France pic is fucking amazing!
On that subject, I heard this once from a cowboy who spoke as one inspired:
Jesus = No J's in Latin = Iesus = Zeus. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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