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[The Anti-Monitor]

man you're gonna hate the next set of confessions then.
(I know I do)

Beautiful.

Spoiler

I'll probably regret this.

Some day you're gonna have to make a thread about your collection.

 

[noah111]

Some day you're gonna have to make a thread about your collection.

I'm a junior I can't make thr—OH YEAHHHH.

I'll never do it though, don't want to end up getting a tag like fistful or worse.

 

[Vermillion]

I do 0,0! You posted in the pic thread once iirc, but you removed it shortly after for some reason. Coward!!

Spoiler

Also, I think I did your current avatar :lol

Wow, lol, so you did!

 

[TheMan]

Whaaaat. It goes "Ah si bueña, konichiwa. Ja ja." The mix of Spanish, Japanese, and German is meant to show that Africa is an important multicultural place. Sort of like 1985's We Are the World.

what the hell are you talking about

the opening lyrics to that song are in zulu

 

[stufte]

what the hell are you talking about

I was wondering this as well.

 

[grumble]

.

 

[Red]

Beautiful.

Spoiler

I'll probably regret this.

Hey I got my own folder

Or did you just sort by name or something that doesn't mean as much

 

[Cyan]

what the hell are you talking about

the opening lyrics to that song are in zulu

lols, dude. "Konichiwa" is not a Zulu word.

 

[stufte]

lols, dude. "Konichiwa" is not a Zulu word.

 

[Clydefrog]

stop hoarding the confessions and post them, cat

 

[vicissitudes]

stop hoarding the confessions and post them, cat

Its name is Ronito.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Its name is Ronito.

I read that in Homer's voice.

 

[stufte]

I read that in Homer's voice.

I read that in an uppity penguins voice.

 

[ronito]

stop hoarding the confessions and post them, cat

can't post these from work. be patient grasshopper.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

stop hoarding the confessions and post them, cat

You don't give orders to Ronito. Ronito gives orders to you and you accept them with a smile on your face and a "Yes sir, right away sir."

Got it?

 

[embalm]

Spent the day reading through all 866 posts. Subbed. Now I think it's time to contribute.

 

[MThanded]

Spent the day reading through all 866 posts. Subbed. Now I think it's time to contribute.

Thanks for the heads ups.

 

[grumble]

lols, dude. "Konichiwa" is not a Zulu word.

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba [Here comes a lion, Father]
Sithi uhm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo Nqoba [We're going to conquer]
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala [A lion and a leopard come to this open place]
---

The opening lyrics of “The Circle of Life” are lines translated into and sung in A REAL LANGUAGE; one that is spoken by over 10 million people, including 95% of South(ern) Africa. The opening of “The Circle of Life” is in Zulu, the language of the Zulu people.

The verse above contains the actual words, along with the English translation.

 

[ronito]

I saw the pic of a girl in the thread. Was ANtimonitor? I am not virgin but aint been laid in a while. Was looking at 4chan/gif earlier and got turned on by tranny gifs. Anti doesnt look like a tranny but i hadn't jerked it, so i jerked it to her. did not finish tho, lost interest i guess. she is pretty but i felt like a creep.

i still saved her pic

I think Leeness is extremely cute. She needs to be more confident though.

I'd fuck her. Real talk.

Post more pics plz.

Leeness is also super hot, I hate being creepy but...unnngh want so much.

I have already masturbated twice picturing myself riding dat antimonitors ass. I really don't know why, and it makes me feel dirty and bad.

Thanks for the thread.

I know that other guy/gal wants to take The Anti-Monitor out on a nice date. Screw that. Oh the dirty, dirty things I'd do with/to/beside her. Hi, btw.

Yah so I thought about the wording on this and it sounds super rapey. Totally not intended that way. :|

 

[Horse Detective]

Talk about over rated.

Its all about H. Protagonist

 

[Suairyu]

To be honest, Ronito, I don't think giving those confessions exposure is the best idea.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

What in the name of fuck.

 

[MThanded]

So this thread has devolved into confessions about female gaffers now.

 

[ronito]

Told you I hated them.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

 

[Bubbins]

Never change GAF, never change.

 

[Hot Coldman]

What in the name of fuck.

Bail out.

 

[Horse Detective]

What in the name of fuck.

I am sure none of the filthy things people are doing are true.

I love how his first expression implies he enjoyed what he was reading lol.

 

[Clydefrog]

I don't even think I've ever seen those two usernames.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I am sure none of the filthy things people are doing are true.

Gaf has more respect than that

You can't honestly be this optimistic :lol

 

[MThanded]

I can't name a single female gaffer. Everyone on this forum is just a username and an avatar to me.

 

[kehs]

Talk about over rated.

Its all about H. Protagonist

Too political.

 

[ronito]

I can't name a single female gaffer. Everyone on this forum is just a username and an avatar to me.

Damn right Kanye!

 

[Horse Detective]

I can't name a single female gaffer. Everyone on this forum is just a username and an avatar to me.

You are Kanye West. I don't care what pictures you put in the post 2012 thread.

You. Are. Kanye.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I can't name a single female gaffer. Everyone on this forum is just a username and an avatar to me.

I imagine you are Yeezy.

 

[Horse Detective]

I imagine you are Yeezy.

Even though I know what you really look like, I always imagine you as the pink canid.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Hey, ronito, you got the subtitle for this thread right, anyway.

 

[ronito]

When I shit I lift the seat and sit right on the bowl.

What the?

 

[MThanded]

When Ronito posts these confessions I just imagine a sleepy cat reading gmail and attempting to get the text copied over to NeoGaf.

When I shit I lift the seat and sit right on the bowl.

 

[ronito]

Dear Pentho.. er Gaming-Age Forum

I have sex with random women I meet online. My first experience with it and first experience with sex in general was when I met a girl in an AIM chat room at the ripe old age of 17. She didn't have a picture but I thought I could tell she was pretty from her voice (BAD IDEA!). I got her to come over to my house and when I saw her get out of her car my heart dropped. She was pretty fat and other than that I don't remember much. She had blonde hair I think.. I don't remember her name either.

I didn't know what to do! Should I tell her to leave right off the bat and hurt her feelings? Me being the chicken shit I am I decided to let her come up to my room rather than upset her. She gave me head and I told her she better leave before my parents got home.

I never messaged her or called her again and when I think about doing that to someone I feel like such a piece of shit. What did she feel like after she left my house? Did she wait by the phone hoping I'd call? Did she cry that night? Is she even still alive or did she commit suicide?

Not to mention I didn't even cum...

Wow she must've been really ugly to not be able to get a 17 year old to cum.

 

[IamMattFox]

When Ronito posts these confessions I just imagine a sleepy cat reading gmail and attempting to get the text copied over to NeoGaf.

I've always thought of it as an excited cat.

 

[noah111]

Jesus christ. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

 

[ronito]

I just rubbed one out to a chick blowing a dog. I clicked on a random video on motherless and since I only had a couple minutes, and the chick was hot, I just went with it. Now I feel so incredibly filthy. This makes me a horrible and fucked up person doesn't it?

 

[Kinyou]

Permission obtained.

relevant:

Edit: Oh crap, didn't see all those confessions. Now I feel wrong and dirty

 

[ATF487]

Talk about over rated.

Its all about H. Protagonist

Yeah. Although I don't really get why people try to fawn over inaccessible women boarders. I was just trying to cheer up one of the sulky ones.

 

[ronito]

Reminder guys, anonymous confessions. Not anonymous trolling.
You send me hateful stuff about posters or something I'm not gonna post it. Get a 2 minute hate thread for that.

Now beastiality confessions with goats and dogs? That's cool.
sorry, but a kitty's gotta draw the line somewhere.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Now beastiality stuff? That's cool.

Glad we're clear on that.

 

[Horse Detective]

nvm

 

[MThanded]

Edit: Oh crap, didn't see all those confessions. Now I feel wrong and dirty

One of those confessions was you. Cut the crap.

 

[ronito]

God damn it

It's super depressing how those "real" confessions are kinda worse than anything my mind can come up with

I think that's a good problem to have.