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[akira28]

Sorry dude, you got fooled by longtime animation prankster Lebo M. This is the guy who inserted the phallus into the Little Mermaid cover. The guy who put "good teenagers take off your clothes" into that scene in Aladdin. The guy who snuck a single frame of a naked lady into The Rescuers.

He went all out for Lion King. Not only did he put in a cloud of dust spelling out "sex," he also convinced Disney higher-ups that he knew an African language he called "X'gnamu!!" (pronounced zig-na-mu click click). He created a whole opening bit in which he pretended to use this language, but actually just stuck together bits of other languages.

The higher-ups didn't discover this joke until much too late. Fearful of being accused of insensitivity and racism, they just claimed the words were Zulu. There was no danger of their being found out, since Zulu isn't a real language either.

it's over man...it's over.

 

[kehs]

You guys are making a big deal about a few lines of text. It's like a mispackaged chessboard in here.

 

[Hot Coldman]

it's over man...it's over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

I tend to agree. Perhaps time has come to shut the confessional down for good.

I actually enjoy the catharsis and proper sharing that happens in these thread. This one has run its course, but I'ld hate to see them gone for good.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Maybe we can have a v5 in 10 years?

 

[ronito]

Sorry dude, you got fooled by longtime animation prankster Lebo M. This is the guy who inserted the phallus into the Little Mermaid cover. The guy who put "good teenagers take off your clothes" into that scene in Aladdin. The guy who snuck a single frame of a naked lady into The Rescuers.

He went all out for Lion King. Not only did he put in a cloud of dust spelling out "sex," he also convinced Disney higher-ups that he knew an African language he called "X'gnamu!!" (pronounced zig-na-mu click click). He created a whole opening bit in which he pretended to use this language, but actually just stuck together bits of other languages.

The higher-ups didn't discover this joke until much too late. Fearful of being accused of insensitivity and racism, they just claimed the words were Zulu. There was no danger of their being found out, since Zulu isn't a real language either.

this speaker to animals agrees.

 

[Vermillion]

i think a mod is much more likely to just lock the thread rather than delete a whole page

Nah, mods have deleted pages and left threads open before.

 

[TheMan]

Nah, mods have deleted pages and left threads open before.

ah ok.

regardless, the quality confessions seem to have dried up so this thread may just die on its own anyway.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Jesus Christ.

Where is this from?

This thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=467732

I tend to agree. Perhaps time has come to shut the confessional down for good.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a friend of a gaffer's dad quit his job and starting making music instead. that gif is from one of his music videos. the person who made the gif added the "neogaf" part.

can't find the thread, though.

My cousin's dad's friend. Well, really cousin of a cousin.

 

[balddemon]

this thread is great

 

[Centurion]

Also, people still jerk off to images? tf....

r/ass

r/gonewild

r/facedownassup



edit: I made my first appearance in this thread after all the nasty comments... I wasn't one of the nasty confessions!

Spoiler

I only stole lion king stickers....

 

[Amagon]

a friend of a gaffer's dad quit his job and starting making music instead. that gif is from one of his music videos. the person who made the gif added the "neogaf" part.

can't find the thread, though.

Ask and ye, shall receive

I was beaten!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Ask and ye, shall receive

I was beaten!

That man makes amazing music, I ain't afraid to say it. He's got more balls than all of us.

 

[Centurion]

Sorry dude, you got fooled by longtime animation prankster Lebo M. This is the guy who inserted the phallus into the Little Mermaid cover. The guy who put "good teenagers take off your clothes" into that scene in Aladdin. The guy who snuck a single frame of a naked lady into The Rescuers.

He went all out for Lion King. Not only did he put in a cloud of dust spelling out "sex," he also convinced Disney higher-ups that he knew an African language he called "X'gnamu!!" (pronounced zig-na-mu click click). He created a whole opening bit in which he pretended to use this language, but actually just stuck together bits of other languages.

The higher-ups didn't discover this joke until much too late. Fearful of being accused of insensitivity and racism, they just claimed the words were Zulu. There was no danger of their being found out, since Zulu isn't a real language either.

this is the best thing about this whole thread so far. I think he convinced the entire internet this was true.

edit: oops nevermind, I read this wrong. I thought you were saying all those were fake pranks.

 

[noah111]

Well now that this is gonna get shut down, how about everyone confesses which confessions were theirs.

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not anonymously

I imagine this is what the collective girl gaf is doing right about now

Or rocking back and forth in fetal position.

 

[Emitan]

I imagine this is what the collective girl gaf is doing right about now

Good thing I'm too ugly to for people to say stuff like that!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well now that this is gonna get shut down, how about everyone confesses which confessions were theirs.

Spoiler

not anonymously

Or rocking back and forth in fetal position.

Hahahaha, that will never happen.

Good thing I'm too ugly to for people to say stuff like that!

Woo! The one time looking mediocre at best is awesome.

 

[Az987]

Well now that this is gonna get shut down, how about everyone confesses which confessions were theirs.

Spoiler

not anonymously

They were all me.

All of them.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

They were all me.

All of them.

You monster.

 

[youngplaya21]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
You wanted bestiality? Here it goes:

I am "repairing" a laptop (cleaning it from viruses, uninstalling unwanted/harmful/dubious software, upgrading it... it's pretty easy extra money) and I am backing up pictures, music, documents, other files, etc.

So I clicked a video file to copy it and the preview pane on the right displayed parts of its content: A FREAKING HORSE FUCKING A WOMAN!
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

This just happened like 3 minutes ago! :
Dammit! If people are into that, AT LEAST HAVE THE FREAKING DECENCY TO HIDE IT!

In case you need to know, the laptop belongs to a co-worker relative.

Curiosity. I'm not gonna lie: I've seen one of those videos before. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if a third of the members here have seen a video of some sort of bestiality (especially with shit like pony GAF running around). It's the same reason why we look at stuff like 2G1C.

Now jacking off to pics of actual members (or pics in general) is fucking weird, but how would shutting this thread down help? They didn't even post their pics in this thread originally (both are in that pic of yourself thread).

 

[Vermillion]

Hahahaha, that will never happen.



Woo! The one time looking mediocre at best is awesome.

I presume a balance is best. None yields little confidence, too much is annoying. Or at least this is what I would presume.

 

[blame space]

now don't get me wrong, i watch a ton of horse porn, but masturbating to that shit is just weird.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

now don't get me wrong, i watch a ton of horse porn, but masturbating to that shit is just weird.

Well, then where is the entertainment value?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Well, then where is the entertainment value?

Get high and watch horse porn. It's honestly the funniest shit I've ever seen.

 

[vicissitudes]

Reminder guys, anonymous confessions. Not anonymous trolling.
You send me hateful stuff about posters or something I'm not gonna post it. Get a 2 minute hate thread for that.

Now beastiality confessions with goats and dogs? That's cool.
sorry, but a kitty's gotta draw the line somewhere.

You should have drawn the line at those creepy confessions.

Oh well.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You should have drawn the line at those creepy confessions.

Oh well.

Well, I guess there's a difference between confessing something and just... trolling somebody. And as fucked as some of those are, I guess it's still a confession (though I think maybe they're false confessions just to rile people up). If you're sending a message just hating on people, that's not really confessing something.

Honestly, that kitten killer disturbs me more than the voyeurs.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I love dubstep.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Why do people always have to do some creepy shit. Seriously I saw the Anti-Monitor pic and was like oh she looks nice. That's it. Jesus.

 

[ronito]

You should have drawn the line at those creepy confessions.

Oh well.

"Hey let's have another confession thread! They said. It'll be fun! They said."

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Why do people always have to do some creepy shit. Seriously I saw the Anti-Monitor pic and was like oh she looks nice. That's it. Jesus.

I mean even if someone did jerk off to it, who the fucks confesses that? Not even me man. Just for the sole purpose in derailing the thread.

 

[ronito]

Note: Every time I submit a confession, I create a new account cause I just use random passwords and names and I never keep track of it.

I'd like to apologize to Anti-Monitor. I genuinely think she's pretty awesome, but I did not intend to open the floodgates to the perverted and psychotic denizens that dwell in some areas of NeoGAF. Some of you people are so fucking weird.

Yeahh...

 

[kehs]

I mean even if someone did jerk off to it, who the fucks confesses that? Not even me man. Just for the sole purpose in derailing the thread.

You guys don't know how indicative this comment is, you just don't know.

 

[ronito]

I once smashed someone's car window out with a golf ball because I was playing golf in my neighborhood.

This actually made me laugh quite a bit. What exactly did you think would happen?

 

[Red]

Yeahh...

I can't help but read "open the floodgates" as a euphemism.

 

[ronito]

I once used potassium nitrate and created smoke bombs out of that and melted sugar when I was younger. It was awesome (so much smoke, it was amazing, I basically filled an entire park with it) and fired one off in my neighborhood, at my school, and on a friend's street. I seriously thought I'd go to prison.

Jeez that was dumb.

ok.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Yeahh...

 

[Red]

This actually made me laugh quite a bit. What exactly did you think would happen?

I dinged a Lexus once while playing minigolf at Cedar Point. I was 14 at the time. It was me and two other guy, we were right at the edge of the course, next to the parking lot. I hit a ball up this ramp and it kept going, right over the fence. Some lady in a Lexus rounds the corner and as soon as we hear the hit all three of us bolted away and hid inside different obstacles.

 

[ronito]

aloha brother

i am mormon. or at least i was born into mormonism. not sure what i feel about it now. i'm 20. my family keeps telling me to make my own decisions and whatnot, but i really don't want to go on a mission. at least not now. somtimes i do, sometimes i don't. i would just like to do my own thing without worrying bout what other ppl think. i would be on a mission now if i hadn't gotten arrested and kicked out of college (in hawaii no less) and put on probation.

also, i have a lot of friends. i just don't ever have anyone to hang out with. they are all 21+ and go out to bars. the girls i like all wanna go get drinks. i turn 21 in august but that seems so far away as a consequence, i play diablo 3 and read gaf all day, until i go to the gym. after which i come home and play more d3. not a bad life, but i also don't have a job at the moment.

anyways i had more but i forgot so maybe i'll send more later

aloha brother

Are you the same guy we talked to in the mormon/exmormon thread?
If not you should go there and join us

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=425156

 

[Vermillion]

ok.

I need to know how to do this.

 

[ronito]

I need to know how to do this.

Totally google this thoroughly.
Let us know how that went from jail.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I need to know how to do this.

It's not difficult.

Five seconds on Google. I wonder if this actually is a crime.

Edit: This actually sounds pretty awesome. You can make coloured smoke and everything!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Are you the same guy we talked to in the mormon/exmormon thread?
If not you should go there and join us

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=425156

Why don't you quit being a Mormon? Can you do that? You don't seem that happy.

Though you can still chill with your friends and not drink. That's what I do. Why can't Mormons chase girls?

What do you mean a mission?

 

[Centurion]

What do you mean a mission?

ever heard of a walkabout?! ya, it's like that, except you're also annoying others in the process.

 

[Vermillion]

Totally google this thoroughly.
Let us know how that went from jail.

I imagine it's what you use it for that matters.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

ever heard of a walkabout?! ya, it's like that

He's gonna go walk the earth? What do you have to do with being a Mormon? Mormons have to missionary missions?

 

[Vermillion]

It's not difficult.

Five seconds on Google. I wonder if this actually is a crime.

Edit: This actually sounds pretty awesome. You can make coloured smoke and everything!

Dude, thanks!

 

[Hey You]

I tend to agree. Perhaps time has come to shut the confessional down for good.

I am enjoying this thread.

 

[ronito]

Why don't you quit being a Mormon? Can you do that? You don't seem that happy.

Though you can still chill with your friends and not drink. That's what I do. Why can't Mormons chase girls?

What do you mean a mission?

One does not simply stop being a mormon. It's not like being many other religions it's really a way of life. Also the cultural and familial pressures to stay in are immense. It took me nearly a decade to finally leave and even so I'm still involved in the culture.

It sorta gets old chilling with friends and not drinking, especially when you don't drink not because you've tried it and decided not to, but you're told not to.

Mormons can chase girls but the problem is when you get to around mission age (19-early twenties) if you haven't gone on a mission or don't intend to go mormon girls usually wont want to date you, some will but they're few and far between. And non-mormon girls wont really want to deal with all the religious baggage (nothing beyond kissing is allowed) and since any kind of sexaul activity has to be reported to your bishop which will then end up postponing your mission it's just better to not chase girls at that age.

As to what a mission is, for mormons going on a mission means that when you're 19 (or a little older) you go on mission for the church, you get a recommendation from your clergy which is sent to headquarters and then the church leadership sends you to somewhere in the world where your entire job is to spread the gospel and serve the people, but mainly spread the gospel and baptise new mormons. You do this for two years. During these two years you not only keep all the mormon rules (no caffinated drinks, no alcohol, no smoking) you will also give up contact with the opposite sex in a romantic way, you will not watch TV, you will not watch any movies which are not made by the church, you are allowed to watch PG/G movies if it's part of an activity or it's on at the house where you're teaching, you will not listen to any music that is not church approved music, you will not go on any non-church approved websites, it used to be you got to call your family on mother's day and christmas but I think now you're allowed to speak to them more often. You will also have a "companion" with you at all times (except when you're in the bathroom in which case they're outside the bathroom) this companion will be another missionary. You don't have a job all you do is for the church. If you have the money you pay a monthly sum of money to the church who then pays for your rent/utilities and gives you a food allowance. If you don't have enough money the church will pay for you through donations to the missionary fund (though you are strongly encouraged to pay). You've probably seen missionaries, they're the guys riding bikes with white shirts and black name tags.

The church used to push for every male member to go on a mission and this came from the prophet so the pressure to go was immense. You even often heard young women being told that they should not marry a man that decided not to go on a mission. About 5-10 years ago the church realized this wasn't wise (as they were sending tons of missionaries home early due to behavior issues) so they changed it to be whomever is worthy and willing. Much of the church is fine with young men not going on missions but there is still a lot of residual pressure. It's sorta like everyone you know decides to go vegan and every Sunday you're told about the virtures of being vegan but you still eat meat. They're cool with that and accepting but you'll still gonna feel guilty/out of place.

 

[ronito]

aloha brothers

so i remembered what i wanted to say. but first, let me say, that yes i am that guy.

anyways, my cousin is super hot. shes 25, and moving to utah to go to BYU which i'm also planning on doing. hopefully she has hot friends.

also, my 9 yr old bro and my 8 yr old (female) cousin are planning on sleeping together...alone...outside...together...tonight....lol

Why don't you quit being a Mormon? Can you do that? You don't seem that happy.

Though you can still chill with your friends and not drink. That's what I do. Why can't Mormons chase girls?

What do you mean a mission?

well
it's not as easy as saying "i dont' wanna do this anymore" when you live with your parents and some younger siblings who if you stop at least putting on a good show for them example wise, the 'rents will kick me out. which is what will happen.

and yeah i know, we used to do fun shit all the time with each other but now they have turned 21 all they wanna do is go to bars. it sucks. i haev a feeling by the time i turn 21 they won't wanna do that anymore, lmao. and we can chase girls (lol) it's just all the girls i find myself interested in end up wanting a guy who can buy them booze, regardless of their actual age.

a mission is where a young 19 yr old man leaves his home (most of the time anyways) to go somewhere else and preach the gospel. for 2 years.

aloha brothers

Dude, take it from someone who went to BYU during that age and didn't want to go on a mission, don't go to BYU unless you get over your issues with the church. You will be exposed to a lot of crazy and bad stuff there and you don't wanna be in that situation if you're unsure/faking it. You can go elsewhere.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Man... that sounds sucky.