GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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This is Anti-Monitor right now:
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HAY GUISE PLZ STOP

Creeper level in here is waaaay too much, even for my standards. Also, people still jerk off to images? tf....
 
Damn. Shit be creepy in here. So glad I only lurk RealPic GAF instead of participating. You guys can be so icky sometimes.

I still <3 you though when you aren't being creeps...
 
It's when I read about stuff like those last jerking confessions that I realize three things:

1. I get why a lot of women avoid places like this, if they get exposed to people like that.
2. A certain percentage of neogafs base are scary creepy.
3. I should probably spend more time off the Internet.
 
How do we know that those confessions aren't just lurkers? I mean, basically anyone can submit something to that email...
 
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! >:(
You wanted bestiality? Here it goes:

I am "repairing" a laptop (cleaning it from viruses, uninstalling unwanted/harmful/dubious software, upgrading it... it's pretty easy extra money) and I am backing up pictures, music, documents, other files, etc.

So I clicked a video file to copy it and the preview pane on the right displayed parts of its content: A FREAKING HORSE FUCKING A WOMAN!
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? >:(

This just happened like 3 minutes ago! :\
Dammit! If people are into that, AT LEAST HAVE THE FREAKING DECENCY TO HIDE IT!

In case you need to know, the laptop belongs to a co-worker relative.
 
ronito said:
Reminder guys, anonymous confessions. Not anonymous trolling.
You send me hateful stuff about posters or something I'm not gonna post it. Get a 2 minute hate thread for that.
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Aww, come on.

What if I add some cousin-fucking?
 
Sentry said:
How do we know that those confessions aren't just lurkers? I mean, basically anyone can submit something to that email...
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You're right. You know we could actually introduce some password that is hidden with the tags, so only members would be able to see it.

If the mail has the password we'd know that it's from a legit gaffer.

Though I guess sending in their confessions might be a nice way for some lurkers to participate.
 
I knew this would happen. As soon as I saw the picture, I knew.

Maybe Hawkian + quotes should take that pic down? Just reading those confessions made me uncomfortable and I do not even know the girl.
 
so well gaf, my uncle worked for a branch of the government (regional government) and made quite the money off of favors. since this money is in no way legal he wasnt able to keep it in the bank, i was a kid(still kinda im) so one day when i was 17 i found stashes of cash around different parts of my house (i was curious) so eventually i started taking the equivalent of 100 usd periodically. eventually i hit the jackpot when i found the safe, and GODDAMN the amount of cash probably around 250k usd (a lot more in my currency) ive probably taken at least 7k.
thing is a couple of weeks ago they were going to move the money and mother decided i was good for counting, holy shit was i sweating ICE drops, eventually counted them and they took the money away, mom told me later thee was some money missing but since its illegal well. then again i kinda raise and not raise any suspicion since im my uncles favorite nephew but he know i love money. well i still got around 1k left to spend. phew that was a relief to tell.

ive spend it in good things, top class hookers, top grade food, at least a 100 in charity and gifts to my friends, and an awesome trip to nyc.
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Sweating ice drops?
 
I think lurker participation is fair, but we don't need to see so much of CreeperGAF directed at one member. Especially anonymously, and particularly if it's not even a member, but someone who happened to be clicking around the site.
 
It's comments like those that make many girls uncomfortable with showing themselves on the internet. Why you gotta be so damned creepy?
 
meijiko said:
It's comments like those that make many girls uncomfortable with showing themselves on the internet. Why you gotta be so damned creepy?
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Because stereotypes usually have some basis in reality, they're just extrapolated unfairly over entire populations. Ergo, you do get some real creepers on the internet.
 
meijiko said:
It's comments like those that make many girls uncomfortable with showing themselves on the internet. Why you gotta be so damned creepy?
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I prefer to imagine that most of those comments came from LadyGAF members lurking the thread. It helps combat the creepy, a little bit.
 
ronito said:
I tend to agree. Perhaps time has come to shut the confessional down for good.
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Well, I dunno about that...maybe just put up some police tape, set off some bugbombs, come back in 6 months with a broom. There will always be more confessions. We've just attracted some people who don't know how to engage their thought:speech filters, and that's their fault, not the thread's.

Billiechu said:
I admit it. It was me. I'm lesbian for Anti Monitor

I have no idea what she looks like
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yesssssss.
(me either. I hear she's cute? iunno)
 
grumble said:
The opening lyrics of “The Circle of Life” are lines translated into and sung in A REAL LANGUAGE; one that is spoken by over 10 million people, including 95% of South(ern) Africa. The opening of “The Circle of Life” is in Zulu, the language of the Zulu people.

The verse above contains the actual words, along with the English translation.
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Sorry dude, you got fooled by longtime animation prankster Lebo M. This is the guy who inserted the phallus into the Little Mermaid cover. The guy who put "good teenagers take off your clothes" into that scene in Aladdin. The guy who snuck a single frame of a naked lady into The Rescuers.

He went all out for Lion King. Not only did he put in a cloud of dust spelling out "sex," he also convinced Disney higher-ups that he knew an African language he called "X'gnamu!!" (pronounced zig-na-mu click click). He created a whole opening bit in which he pretended to use this language, but actually just stuck together bits of other languages.

The higher-ups didn't discover this joke until much too late. Fearful of being accused of insensitivity and racism, they just claimed the words were Zulu. There was no danger of their being found out, since Zulu isn't a real language either.
 
TheMan said:
i think a mod is much more likely to just lock the thread rather than delete a whole page
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No they wouldn't. This is the fourth version of the confession saga; the past three threads were probably fine. It's just the last page that is insanely creepy.
 
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