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[Kusagari]

Nintendo's conference gets 2 Carly Rae Jepsen's out of 5.

 

[TheLucifer]

I wasn't expecting anything from Nintendo, but this conference sucked. Big time.

Basically, the entire E3 (except for a bunch of games) sucked. Easily one of the worst of the past few years.

 

[dosh]

So... Ubisoft won...

This is weird.

Nintendo fanboys. Sony Fanboys. Microsoft Fanboys.

We're all just looking at each other :|

This is my favorite post of the day.

 

[Septimius]

Hahahaha. Iwata staring at a bunch of bananas

 

[nckillthegrimace]

I hope the 3DS conference isn't also the worst.

 

[Gozan]

Gif of Iwata and bananas NAONAONAO

 

[RebornYeti]

Where's the love, guys?

...

Guys?

 

[JrBaconCheeseburger]

They are releasing ahead of sony and microsoft and they do this??


I can safely say the next xbox and PS4 will be better than this WII U.



The best days are behind us, Sadly.


I wanted a WII U before the press conference and now i want to buy a 3DS again instead.

 

[Alex]

Well, I'm looking forward to the 3DS stream, at least, ... at least CURRENTLY I am I figure after they dont have Fire Emblem or anything else I want I'll be a lot angrier.

 

[SolarPowered]

I'd take a 2D Mario over most 3D Marios. However I don't think NSMB2 will be very good, since it seems to be based on collecting coins.


Anyway people who take this shit about a thousand times more seriously than they said, praying yesterday that "NINTENDO WILL SAVE US!!!", deserve collapsing under their own melodrama.

Okay, we get it. People take things too seriously. Is pointing that out your shtick or something?

 

[Anth0ny]

Worst press conference ever.

I'll leave it at that.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I was hoping for at least a new 3DS.

 

[Zekes!]

Hey guys I just got home to find out....that I really didn't miss much, huh?

 

[Midou]

MARIO MARIO MARIO

MULTIPLATS MULTIPLATS MULTIPLATS

SO CALL ME MAYBE

 

[Wii Tank]

Someone quickly make a gif of Iwata staring at bananas. The conference in a nutshell

 

[789shadow]

They had fucking E3 handed to them on a fucking platter.

And they had fucking nothing.

AND THEY STILL FUCKING WIN.

 

[ShyGuy0504]

I'm disappointed. Why Nintendo?

 

[bomma_man]

nintendo killed christmas

 

[Omiee]

so do people still think nintendo won this e3?

 

[Beaniedude]

I personally am looking forward to TANKS! TANKS! TANKS!

 

[Magna_Mixalis]

What about TGS guys?

Nintendo doesn't go to TGS, they do their own thing around the same time. But unless they drop some serious megatons, nothing they show then will make up for this abomination of a conference.

 

[Poyunch]

 

[Guyver]

 

[brochiller]

I wanted to see one thing: Retro's new game.

They couldn't even give me that.

 

[Krilekk]

Do people really think this was worse than Microsoft's? Really? It may not have been great but it at least had games with one of those being Pikmin 3 and another being a new Paper Mario.

Halo 4, Forza Horizon, Gears Prequel vs. Pikmin 3, Mario Bros. U, Paper Mario ... hmmm. No wonder Microsoft only shows so much, Nintendo and Sony are in self destruct mode.

 

[nny]

Iwata staring at bananas...wtf.

 

[Darryl]

jeez, even pikmin 3 and NSMB looked boring. what a waste of hype.

 

[Byronic Hero]

E3 2012. The New E3 2008.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Glad Nintendo decided to air this on Spike TV!!!

 

[Leonsito]

Iwata staring at those bananas lol

The Donkey Kong Crash Course looked interesting.

 

[marc^o^]

No Wave Race. No FZero. No Retro. No nothing. I love the controller and the thought of playing these franchises one day, but this show was... TERRIBLE.

 

[J-Rzez]

Seriously I expected one big surprise, even for Nfans there. Metroid, Zelda, something. They ended the show on "fireworks" in N-land? Can't believe that.

It's like they were driving along and saw a fatal accident with a body covered on the side of the road (MS conference), and then they themselves drove head on into a semi.

All three were pretty rough, but they had "new hardware" to show, at least the other two are in the dead zone before their new hardware.

 

[SoulPlaya]

That was the worst of the 3 big press conferences. At least MS showed interesting games. Nintendo had nothing outside of Pikmin.

And where is my new 3DS?

 

[celebi23]

I hope Nintendo's E3 press site has some interesting stuff on it

 

[Azure Dream]

Iwata pondering bananas was one strange moment.

 

[witness]

Terrible, so utterly disappointing. We all waited for Nintendo to step up and win, and that was just so weak.

 

[fluffydelusions]

Gametrailers is interviewing Reggie and he said he is showing off some secret project this hour hmmm

 

[Willkiller]

So, Apple won E3?

 

[Centurion]

if anyone buys this thing at launch, you should feel bad for sending Nintendo the wrong message.


They couldn't even pretend it was a polished turd.

 

[Crazyorloco]

What a strange conference. No Iwata, he is the guy who drops bombs. All three (MS, SONY, and Nintendo) are playing it conservative this year. I'm a Nintendo fan and I don't feel like buying a Wii U. Pikmin 3 is the only game I would like to get. This is so weird. This E3 is one of the worst in history.

Where's the big Mario game? Zelda? Metroid? Retro? what the heck. Maybe there's more to this Nintendo Land...

Hopefully we'll see some great games pop up during the week.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

 

[Firebrand]

 

[blame space]

what the hell is going on

 

[Quaz51]

bulk of WiiU games was in 720p no AA

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

I still can’t believe this....

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Ubisoft wins this battle, iOS gaming wins the war.

fixed.

 

[FormallyFamicom]

What a terrible E3.

 

[Shotgun Kiss]

Absolutely shameful.

They've had a whole year to prepare presentations of Wii U games, seeing as they were touting the system itself last year. Yet they revealed absolutely nothing of interest that we didn't already know about.

You would have thought they'd have made damn sure they had some kind of Smash Bros. video to show off if the rest of their conference was that bad.

I don't even know why they're showcasing the 3DS seperately when they had so fucking little of the Wii U to show off.

 

[J2 Cool]

this

 

[Zakkath]

After seeing ther Rayman demo yesterday, I was quite interested to see what Nintendo would do today. Boy, was I disappointed with this press conference. Pikmin 3 looked fun, but the rest of the conference was boring.

-No Mario (NSMBU doesn't count).
-No Zelda.
-No Darksiders 2 demo.
-No exact release date.
-NO PRICE.

Nintendo gets the C.