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[brotkasten]

Windows.
Windows.
Windows.
Windows.


zzzZZZZZzzz

 

[Face it Tiger..]

The verge is doing a phenomenal job at this.

 

[xbhaskarx]

the fuck? Does he really stand like that?

Ballmer Wild West Showdown Stance

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Sag those pants, brah.

 

[Rur0ni]

Get the fuck out of here with that stance! Rollin'!

 

[MThanded]

windows 8 screenshots already.

 

[owlbeak]

 

[Thoraxes]

such an awkward stance.

He looks ready to kill.

 

[criesofthepast]

Hahaha that stance

 

[Clydefrog]

LOL THE SPACEBALLS QUOTE

ok i just lost it at work

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

This guy's gonna look real-mean when he gets older.

 

[Koodo]

the fuck? Does he really stand like that?

Looks like a penguin.

 

[PhatSaqs]

Steve Baller

.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

Steve rips off his pants and reveals that he is now more than human.

 

[FStop7]

LOL Classy photo

"I've come to fuck bitches and chew gum and I'm all outta gum."

 

[jj984jj]

He looks ready to kill.

Doesn't he always?

 

[victreeb3l]

The verge is doing a phenomenal job at this.

seriously. best new blog/site in a long time

 

[cilonen]

Wouldn't be surprised if the rectangles are the new Windows logo.

 

[AlexMogil]

He looks like he's made from other CEOs.

 

[Ovid]

Did they teleport him using that thing from Spaceballs that puts your ass in the front?

such an awkward stance.

LOL.

 

[Monty Mole]

I'd lol if this was an event just to announce the Windows 8 release date.

 

[planar1280]

this better not be a windows only event

 

[RSLAEV]

"We approach the product design in a forward looking way. We know most PCs are mobile, and they want access to information and the ability to create content anywhere, anytime."


????

Most pcs are mobile wat?

 

[Guevara]

Pro tip: Click here and just refresh to go to new page if any without clicking next: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478998&page=10000

but what happens when we get to page 10,000? That could be any moment

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

but what happens when we get to page 10,000? That could be any moment

GAF explodes!

 

[zethren]

Steve rips off his pants and reveals that he is now more than human.

I didn't ask for this.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN

 

[Gary Whitta]

Fucking Ballmer is a legend, filling the internet with comedy the SECOND he steps onto the stage!

 

[smr00]

this better not be a windows only event

It's microsoft.. it probably will be.

 

[coldfoot]

lmao

Ballmermaid

 

[Biggzy]

I'd lol if this was an event just to announce the Windows 8 release date.

I wouldn't bet against it.

 

[Thoraxes]

Doesn't he always?

The projection of preparatory murder scares me more than knowing just what that man is capable of.

 

[pompidu]

That's the best photo ever.

I don't give a crap what they announce now, this steals the show!

 

[Shard]

I do enjoy my laptop, but I still needs my desktop.

 

[MThanded]

Wait here comes the letdown.

 

[robot]

I'm crying from some of these balmer jokes..good job

 

[Seda]

great picture lol

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

He's like a WoW character with his name floating above his head.

hahahahaha

 

[Dragoon En Regalia]

Fucking Ballmer is a legend, filling the internet with comedy the SECOND he steps onto the stage!

Steve Ballmer is the Kickstarter of Comedy Developers™.

 

[alphaNoid]

Disappointment in T minus ...

3

2

 

[outsida]

I wonder how many people Ballmer has killed.

 

[Kraftwerk]

"Today we want to add another piece to that story."

:O

 

[Wario64]

 

[VanWinkle]

Microsoft hardware INCOMING

 

[brotkasten]

So their own hardware?



"It was always clear that what our software could do would require us to push hardware, sometimes where our partners hadn't envisioned."

 

[AlexMogil]

Disappointment in T minus ...

3

2

Nice try leading me on

 

[D4Danger]

"It was always clear that what our software could do would require us to push hardware, sometimes where our partners hadn't envisioned."

oooooo

 

[kr2t0s]

"It was always clear that what our software could do would require us to push hardware, sometimes where our partners hadn't envisioned."

Windows 8 on iPad confirmed.

 

[Ravensmash]

Definitely hardware!

 

[cnizzle06]

Fucking Ballmer is a legend, filling the internet with comedy the SECOND he steps onto the stage!

We all anxiously await any semblance of an announcement and that's the first picture we're presented. I'm in tears.