GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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ronito said:
So much that could get me banned. All I'll say is, man, that sucks.

Oh man, stuck at the bottom of the page. Poor guy can't catch a break.
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That sucks. She sounds like a bitch.

ronito said:
First off, I don't believe this.

Second off, this is a good confession that could've easily been a great confession. All you had to do was say you had masturbated to a pic of SexyNerd and you were a female. Sure it might not have been true but the fact that it would've driven him insane would've been worth it.
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I believe that as much as I believe we'll be going to Titan next year in a rocket ship.
 
I had a sex dream with a gaffer once. It was... more aggresive than I usually like. I think maybe because of the way she posts, and I have had some strange dreams (I've been doing the no porn experiment). I think this means I spend too much time on GAF, because as I was going at it I was thinking about some unrelated threads. Anyways, it was very violent but she seemed to like it. It was very weird, and I woke up after nutting. Let's just say I needed new underwear.
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Bjork always had the best dreams.
 
Hey GAF. Not really proud of what I'm about to say, but I had to get it off my chest. I used a - *gasp* hastily-made free e-mail account to further shield my identity. Good luck finding out who I am.

Anyway, back when I was a teen, I was obsessed with boobs for some reason. I dunno why. Guess it had to do with the teen hormones thing, but I just couldn't get enough of them. I was highly aroused by the sight of them. Just the mere thought of touching them or feeling them got me hard. If I was lucky enough to get my hands on some of my dad's Playboy magazines, I'd have a field day. And with my family getting a household computer around that time, it was pretty simple to find videos of breasts all over the internet. Seems harmless, right? Just a sexually curious boy using nearby media to satisfy his horny desires. Nothing mindblowing.

But eventually, I grew bored of the same old tit videos and pics. I wanted something more. I ended looking at the knockers of people in real life - girls at school, random women on the street or at the occasional supermarket - y'know stuff like that. But I found the absolutely perfect rack in my slightly older sister, who was currently a cheerleader at her high school. Goddamn. Those tits, man. Looked like they fell straight from heaven. So round, and plumpy... and whatever other adjectives people use to describe breasts.

After I discovered masturbation, those things were all I needed to set off my fapping. I knew in some corner of my mind that was I was doing was wrong, perhaps even disturbing, but it's not like I cared at all. I mean, as long no one knew that I got off on my sis's titties, I would be in the clear. I ended up looking at them more and more... At times, I may have gotten careless, and I think she may have noticed my sudden interest in staring creepily at her chest, but she never said anything. More and more dirty fantasies raged in my mind... brushing my face against them... rubbing them... even fucking tasting them... Not to mention all the things I'd do to the most holy part of le breast - ze nipple.

One fateful night, I finally lost it. I was horny as hell - that kind of horniness that can't be satisfied by mere jacking off. I sat straight up in my bed. I didn't know what had come over me - but I just knew that I had to come in contact with my sister's boobs tonight. It was now or never.

The house was silent. I quietly tip-toed over to my sister's room, which was across the hallway. Opening the door just a smidge, I saw that she was sound asleep in her bed, looking so fucking cute. I slid in, keeping the door open behind me just in case I needed to make a quick escape if something went horribly wrong. I approached her bed, and ever so gently removed the blanket from on top of her. It was the point of no return. She had some pajama pants on and a simple t-shirt, with seemingly no bra underneath. "Oh well", I thought, "Here goes."

I raised her shirt up and stopped right when I saw the bottom of her tits. I has never seen them in person before - would they look different from what I had already seen? I raised it the rest of the length up until I could get a good view of her balls. Jesus Christ. They weren't nearly as gargantuan as some of the ones I'd seen in porn sites - I obviously know now that those were enhanced, fake, silicon, etc. - but the shock of actually seeing breasts right in front of my pupils was more than enough to get me hard. Actually, if I remember correctly, I was already hard just from thinking of what I was doing, but being this far into it just me even harder and probably sent my dick soaring a few centimeters or so that very moment.

All the taboo-ism was gone. I didn't gave a damn about whether these breasts belonged to my sister and how I was practically violating her at the moment. To my horny teen self, it was just me and some of the finest things God have ever shaped that mattered. I lowered my mouth towards the mammaries. I breathed in the smell of her bare skin. Delicious. I exhaled a bit. I saw her twitch a bit and my heart stopped. But then she went back to softly snoring. Her nipple, I saw had protruded I bit. That would be the first thing I would taste, I decided on the spur of the moment.

I lowered my lips on the thing, and stuck my tongue out a bit. I enclosed my lips around it, and slurped it with the tongue. I was not prepared for what came after.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

It was nasty as hell. I lurched back a bit. Gagged some. I hadn't expected it to be so vulgar. Bleh. Oh well, that wasn't what I had come there for anyway. It was the rest of the breast. I lowered my hand on the boob and felt it. It was fine. I squeezed it a bit. Sister squeamished. It felt more or less fine, but I couldn't go any farther, out of fear that I'd wake her up. I went in for the oral approach. Dragged my tongue across some of the skin.

Shit, son. I hadn't expected it to taste so... ordinary. Didn't seem any different from as if I licked my own arm. I was disappointed. Everything I had fantasized about, fapped to... it was just that? I was crushed. Disgusted. If this was what all boobs were like, I wanted out. My baby self might have been able to handle breastfeeding and sucking on them tits, but as a teen, it wasn't anything special to me. I pulled her shirt down, and covered her with her blanket as she began to gently move around. I got out of her room, closed the door behind her, and retreated back to my sanctuary. I could have sworn I heard her sitting up in her bed and saying something, but I couldn't hear what it was as I was already a good distance away.

It was as if all my interests in tits had vanished away in those brief moments. Having not giving a damn about them anymore, I became gradually less and less focused on sex as the days and weeks went by, and everything went to the way things were before I became a boob-crazed maniac. I focused on my grades some more, and before I knew it, I found myself in a nice college, and went on to grab a successful job, and meet the love of my life. My sister's life didn't go so well after her cheerleading shtick. I think she's in jail now, lol.

I've never told anyone about that night - not even my wife. It's been plaguing me for the past few years, and it popped up to invade my mind again recently, so I'm glad... I guess, to share it all with you in this thread. To this day, I thank God that I've never been caught... and I bash myself on the head every so often for wondering what the fuck was wrong with me.

There is a happy ending to this, I guess - out of my hatred for breasts, I became attracted to pussy. Yessir. I could eat out my wife and have her cum in just a couple of minutes. She ask me to suck on her tits, though? No way. Strictly a vagina man, babe.
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Hey confessor, I hope you know that you you cc'ed someone this email. Hope you meant to, or you got some 'splainin' to do.
 
Hey Ronito!

First of all, these threads are great, so I thought I'd share something just with GAF... as no one knows about this =\ [long read ahead... not a bragging confession, I really mean it... it's also a bit R rated]

SO... first background to my story... we're high-school sheet-hearts... many would said we were perfect for each other... But, after many yrs together, she cheated on me... Out of nowhere she needed "to try something different". She started by texting this guy, but she then secretively flew to Texas and met him personally, where she made-out with him (no sex). After I caught her, I cut all ties to her right there for some moths, but she insisted & insisted 'till we got together again and after a year later we were finally married. Although I would never display any anger or 'regrets', her cheating sort-of always burned inside me a little, but I've managed pretty well and I have never thrown it to her face

Now.. into the sex topic... we had decided to stay virgins 'till our Wedding day (don't judge)... so we've been learning little by little ever since. But, the fact is, we're very different in this area... ever since the first day together at high school, she has always seemed very asexual.. not too interested in physical contact or sexual pleasure...she has NO trouble reaching orgasms, but is really never too interested in initiating sex... most of the time it only feels she's doing it to keep me happy, once or twice a month max.... I thought this was 'normal' with women. On the other hand, I'm probably like most of men... very sexual, horny as hell, etc.. so I normally rely a lot on self-pleasure and fantasizing with many different women... But, as I said before, no one would ever think I'm the type of guy who would cheat, or get a hooker, etc.. and I'm not.. I really never would've see my self pursing an affair, and I always knew women kept their distance from me as they somehow I would never dare such a thing. In general, from other friends comments, I'm known to be an "attractive" guy, and "the perfect husband" for others... so my friends would always insist I could be with whoever I wanted... but remember I'm not "that guy" so I just dismiss those comments... not to mention that my wife actions and secual attitude towards me have sort of affected my self-confidence.

Until... last year... I met this married woman at our local hiking group here in Michigan... she's my age... very cute, smart, funny, but shy.. just my "type". We both have a son around the same age, so we would regularly talk about them and family stuff... So, last September our group was invited to a hiking trip out of state... but my wife and her husband would stay back home to take care of kids; I honestly had nothing planned, and the possibility of cheating never crossed my mind...

During the trip, we had to spend a couple of nights at an Hotel, and were free to roam town... so we casually exchanged phone numbers so we could text each other just in case we got lost or whatever, just like everyone else.

So we started texting... first a simple comment.. then a joke...and another joke... she mentioned how the rest of the women in the group found me very attractive and we would laugh it out... she seemed "flirty", but I could not imagine her being that forward towards me, so I dismissed it... until the last night at the hotel.... I texted back mentioning I had to go to my room... she asked if I needed "help with that"... (and this is where, surprising myself, I got into the "game")... I replied "lol, I do"... she replied "would you like that?"... I replied "well it depends"... "meet me at your door" she replied

So she knocked on my door and I opened the door she said "depends on what?"... I said : "look.. I find you very attractive and I'm only looking for sexual satisfaction, not a relationship"... she replied: "well, that's exactly what I'm looking for... we're both adults and I'm sure we can keep this to ourselves"

Before I know it, we're making out... like I've never made out with no one before... both horny as hell... she starts undressing herself and taking off my clothes... I feel her and she is SO wet... I've never felt something like that (obviously, my wife has never been like that)... she's almost dripping and I can't believe it... she then grabs my cock and says "OMG! you're big" (I AM ??? how could I know?)... So gets into bed, and we're having sex and I'm feeling like the manliest man ever, my ego tripping badly... she then shares she's "multi-orgasmic" (that does exist???).. and after 30 minutes she has had 3 huge orgasms and I'm still going strong (which, never happens with my wife... I'm even insecure about being too quick with her... wtf...)... After that third orgasm I finally cum and we rest for a bit... she then gets dressed while saying its one the best sex she's had (for me, it seems like it's the only time I've had real sex!!..)... and finally leaves the room while saying "this never happened ok? [wink-wink] "

Ever since, she has never ever mentioned it again... she remains friendly, but she's never looking for something "else"... very "adult" as she put it that night... I've followed the same "agreement"... but somehow, that night something changed in me... As I said before, my ego went sky-high... I've lost some of my insecurities... surprisingly I'm even enjoying sex with my wife more... I do feel a little guilty... but overall, for me it feels like I gained something... stereotypically, I can definitely say I love my wife and family, and I would not leave them... but, is it wrong to think that after she cheated on me before, I now feel a little better after what happened to me?
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Man, it's like the confessional suddenly turned into a bad amateur "Dear Penthouse" thing
 
ronito said:
Hey confessor, I hope you know that you you cc'ed someone this email. Hope you meant to, or you got some 'splainin' to do.
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ronito said:
Man, it's like the confessional suddenly turned into a bad amateur "Dear Penthouse" thing
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That first confession, Jesus hahahahaha.

That's fucking weird, man.
 
ronito said:
First off, I don't believe this.

Second off, this is a good confession that could've easily been a great confession. All you had to do was say you had masturbated to a pic of SexyNerd and you were a female. Sure it might not have been true but the fact that it would've driven him insane would've been worth it.
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it was probably to me
 
Jipan said:
My reaction to sister boob licker:

That was so creepy yet funny at the same time.Incest boob licker, what did your sister's nipple taste like if you can remember that it caused you to repulse?

My reaction married man who had a one night stand with married woman:
This sounds like something straight out of a Simpsons episode. Homer and Mindy is that you?

Both confessions were pretty entertaining reads; probably because they're sex related.
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I approve of the use of both of these gifs. Just so you know. You now have my approval.
 
long cheating story
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First of all - ellipses! Use a fucking full stop or a comma already dude.

Next - this is why people should fuck a lot before they decide to get married. You and your wife are very obviously not compatible. One or twice a month is terrible, especially when you're new to the whole thing. TBH it sounds (from your biased, cheating perspective) that your wife is just not putting the effort in, and that's not cool at all. It takes two to tango after all, I think people that are so passive about sex must be terrible partners. It's hard to feel good about yourself if your partner isn't bigging you up like they should.

Also, your wife (when you were dating?) flew all the way to Texas to make out with someone? I can't tell if this is a crazy lie, or is she is the most innocent person ever. If you're gonna spend hundreds on a flight, the least you can do if get laid out of it. Just kissing seems incredibly anticlimatic. So perhaps what I'm saying is that maybe your wife beat you to the punch with the full sex?

And lastly, I think your attitude says you are going to do this again, and from what little you've told us about your marriage, I don't blame you.
 
I think Ronito should rewrite these long emails. You can tell some of these people aren't writers. They're difficult to get through.

Also, I guarantee that guy cc'd himself.
 
dragonlife said:
CC'd?
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Carbon Copied. You cc someone on an email usually because they aren't the primary receiver of the email, but you want them to see it, and you don't care that the receiver knows, or want the receiver to know that others are involved in the conversation.

Alternatively, you can blind carbon copy (BCC) an email which sends a copy of the email to someone without the intended receiver knowing
 
bjork said:
Sleeping problems over the last few years have kept me from having any really memorable ones, sadly.

But to whoever submitted that, at least say who it was. I always did.
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Well that one's on me.
The confessor asked if I would post a confession about a sexdream with another GAFer, not wanting to go through the Anti-Monitor/Leeness stuff again I said I'd post it so long as they didn't name the GAFer, my call/bad on that one.

samus i am said:
It's hilarious that he went through the trouble of emailing anonymous and then cc'd his real account. That's what bcc is for people.
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Yeah I don't get that. Dude went through the trouble to set up an anonymous email to email me from (which most don't bother with nowadays) and then cc's his real email? I doubt that. My secret hope is that he was writing a different email to someone else and then accidentally emailed his confession to someone completely unawares.
 
I'm considering making a thread on a subject that is very relevant to GAF's interests. Before I make this thread though, I think I shall use the GAF confessions thread to judge interest to see if it is even worth doing.
So what is this subject, you may ask? I just became circumcised at the ripe age of 27. Yes, a circumcision. And before anyone makes a comment about it, of course I tipped my gypsy circumcisioner.
So GAF, what say ye? An informative thread on a 27 year old male receiving a circumcision and the experiences that have gone along with it? Or should I just keep my foreskin to myself instead of spreading it amongst all of GAF?
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Why would you even consider doing that at 27?
 
ronito said:
I don't know. But I do know the chances of GuysImpersonatingHotGirlsGAF showing up are high.
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Honestly, with the meet ups ranking up every few months (with more and more attendees/locales) I wouldn't be surprised if in several years GAF has it's own annual comic-con type event. :lol
 
Hey Ronito!

First of all, these threads are great, so I thought I'd share something just with GAF... as no one knows about this =\ [long read ahead... not a bragging confession, I really mean it... it's also a bit R rated]

SO... first background to my story... we're high-school sheet-hearts... many would said we were perfect for each other... But, after many yrs together, she cheated on me... Out of nowhere she needed "to try something different". She started by texting this guy, but she then secretively flew to Texas and met him personally, where she made-out with him (no sex). After I caught her, I cut all ties to her right there for some moths, but she insisted & insisted 'till we got together again and after a year later we were finally married. Although I would never display any anger or 'regrets', her cheating sort-of always burned inside me a little, but I've managed pretty well and I have never thrown it to her face
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I just want to know what a "sheet-heart" is.
 
I raised her shirt up and stopped right when I saw the bottom of her tits. I has never seen them in person before - would they look different from what I had already seen? I raised it the rest of the length up until I could get a good view of her balls. Jesus Christ. They weren't nearly as gargantuan as some of the ones I'd seen in porn sites - I obviously know now that those were enhanced, fake, silicon, etc. - but the shock of actually seeing breasts right in front of my pupils was more than enough to get me hard. Actually, if I remember correctly, I was already hard just from thinking of what I was doing, but being this far into it just me even harder and probably sent my dick soaring a few centimeters or so that very moment
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Yo man, you sure that was your sister?
 
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