I often wonder why British have such different words for things driving related:
Slipway
Orbital
Zebra crossing
Lollipop lady
Petrol
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I often wonder why British have such different words for things driving related:
Slipway
Orbital
Zebra crossing
Lollipop lady
Petrol
If you think we suck (we do) don't even bother with Portugal.
Or Italy.
Or (God forbid) Greece.
Wait, in Britain, you're allowed to face any direction while parked? That's... weird.PARKING: Americans will think a vehicle parked facing south at the side of a northbound lane is a speeding vehicle and scream, crash and die. It is therefor illegal in most places to park your car facing the opposite direction of traffic flow.*
* this is actually true.
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I like the countdown timers, wish we had them in the UK. -- We do have them in the UK!
Although it'll be interesting to know if they persuade more people to wait.
STOPPING DISTANCE: Most important. In the UK safe stopping distance is often hundreds of feet. In America, the gap between vehicles traveling at high speeds is called a WEAKNESS VACUUM and should be filled IMMEDIATELY. Inform the car in front of you that you are not weak by tailgating it at 70mph with no intention of overtaking. Which brings us to...
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I like the countdown timers, wish we had them in the UK. -- We do have them in the UK!
Although it'll be interesting to know if they persuade more people to wait.
STOPPING DISTANCE: Most important. In the UK safe stopping distance is often hundreds of feet. In America, the gap between vehicles traveling at high speeds is called a WEAKNESS VACUUM and should be filled IMMEDIATELY. Inform the car in front of you that you are not weak by tailgating it at 70mph with no intention of overtaking. Which brings us to...
Southern Europe looks like a living nightmare on the roads.
Yep, many southern European countries are hell when it comes to driving. Northern Europe FTW!
You all drive automatics so it's just like driving bumper cars right?
German drivers are quite aggressive as well. That's my experience anyway. The Autobahn gets their blood up I suppose haha.
London drivers are some of the best I've seen. They let other drivers turn, they make space for cyclist and motorbikes. You have to be careful around taxis and minicabs though.
I like your style.More or less. Striped crossing, sometimes with lights, sometimes not. Pedestrians have legal right of way here, but it's easy to push them out of the way with your car if they give you any guff.
Huh, these are a novel thing? I've always assumed they were a known entity for ages.
You all drive automatics so it's just like driving bumper cars right?
You can't hold all of America accountable for how people behave in Chicago and Southern California.
What are some non-american opinions on traffic circles (or "roundabouts" for you red coats)? There everywhere here in DC and it seems like no one actually knows how to safely navigate them.
I should find that daily show skit were one of the correspondents is stuck driving in a 6 lane traffic circle after taking the wrong turn through an underpass from another 6 lane traffic circle..
What are some non-american opinions on traffic circles (or "roundabouts" for you red coats)? There everywhere here in DC and it seems like no one actually knows how to safely navigate them.
I should find that daily show skit were one of the correspondents is stuck driving in a 6 lane traffic circle after taking the wrong turn through an underpass from another 6 lane traffic circle..
What are some non-american opinions on traffic circles (or "roundabouts" for you red coats)? There everywhere here in DC and it seems like no one actually knows how to safely navigate them.
What are some non-american opinions on traffic circles (or "roundabouts" for you red coats)? There everywhere here in DC and it seems like no one actually knows how to safely navigate them.
I should find that daily show skit were one of the correspondents is stuck driving in a 6 lane traffic circle after taking the wrong turn through an underpass from another 6 lane traffic circle..
Wow, this is just accurate to a T. How the fuck am I supposed to figure it out (it's part of the driving test here in Canada) when I pick the quietest road to practice and then somehow every single drive shows up and is a dumbfuck that actually pulls up one micron from my bumper to force me to abandon trying in that 20 mile radius.PARALLEL PARKING: if you see someone use their BTCH CLUES to alert you they are about to pull into a parking spot, by creeping parallel to the car in front of the spot, it is IMPERATIVE that you drive right up to their bumper and force them to abandon the maneuver completely and drive around the block to find another spot.nif you are too late to prevent this, either lay on the horn or veer wildly into the oncoming traffic as if the person parking was an actual explosion.
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I like the countdown timers, wish we had them in the UK. -- We do have them in the UK!
Although it'll be interesting to know if they persuade more people to wait.
Aren't they all.* this is actually true.
Mostly nonsense, but the part about turn signals describes perfectly why I'll often opt not to use them. Plus I'm from Florida, nobody uses blinkers there.
EMERGENCY/HANDBRAKE: This is a vestigial device found in American cars and does nothing at all. However, it is important to get a car that has a foot activated handbrake that jams down to the floor and cannot be unarmed without doing something counterintuitive, like putting your car in gear or jamming it harder. Whatever you do, NEVER use it when parking on a hill. This shows people that you are an idiot. Instead, make sure your wheels are completely parallel to the sidewalk and put the car in gear before getting out.
I often wonder why British have such different words for things driving related:
Slipway
Orbital/ring road
Zebra crossing
Lollipop lady
Petrol
Central reservation
I think they're only on American-made cars.I've never seen or heard of a foot activated handbrake.
I often wonder why British have such different words for things driving related:
Slipway
Orbital/ring road
Zebra crossing
Lollipop lady
Petrol
Central reservation
Most of that sounds like California driving. If you want to see crappy driving come to Asia. Over here its the land of the free (driving).
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