GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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I did really poorly in school last semester so I have to delay my schooling at my university by a year because I'm on probation. I have no idea how I'm going to tell my parents.
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
I think it's this. Women are "hotter" the moment they find interest in other women, which pushes more women to want to at least talking about it. The same doesn't happen in reverse.
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I think those would be called "Lipstick Lesbians"
Wikipedia said:
In the UK, the term is used to imply either a curiosity, or a willingness to entertain for attention, or shock, in public.[5] The implication is that the most intimate sexual behaviour involved is the swapping of lipstick during kissing. Girls and women in clubs will kiss other females, often for the first time or egged-on by their companions. The females involved will generally be heterosexual and will not often engage in behaviour beyond mild physical flirting. A related term is Lesbian Until Graduation (LUG).
The term was exemplified in the UK by footage of the 2003 MTV Awards publicity stunt by US pop singers Britney Spears, Madonna and Christina Aguilera.[6]
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Though, in the end, do I also think that the female body is just objectively more beautiful than the male. I could see women thinking the same. I remember some TV interview where a woman summed it up pretty well. "A naked woman looks sexy and erotic, a naked man mostly just looks funny." Just think of the Blink 182 video where they run naked through town, or the occasional exposed male butt in comedy movies.
 
jorma said:
Really? How do all of those paparazzis make a living then? Or are they a strictly european phenomena?



not sure i believe that, source?
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celebrities/public figures don't get the same right to privacy as the general public.
 
Riggs said:
All of them???
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All of them what?

Kinyou said:
Though, in the end, do I also think that the female body is just objectively more beautiful than the male. I could see women thinking the same. I remember some TV interview where a woman summed it up pretty well. "A naked woman looks sexy and erotic, a naked man mostly just looks funny." Just think of the Blink 182 video where they run naked through town, or the occasional exposed male butt in comedy movies.
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Classic art disagrees with you. We just pay more attention to the female form nowadays.

And hate girls who do that. Bad experiences.
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
Classic art disagrees with you. We just pay more attention to the female form nowadays.
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hm, got me there. Society's perception of beauty changed multiple times already, maybe all of this is just a phase...
The Anti-Monitor said:
And hate girls who do that. Bad experiences.
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I remember reading a pretty interesting article about it. Apparently it can be hard at times to find a woman who wont chicken out at the last second.
 
ronito said:
It's a shame that girl-gaf has, largely erroneously, garnered a very exclusive "don't talk to us." reputation. They even started a whole new OT.

So ladies, any help for confessor?
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Just because women can appreciate beauty doesn't mean they wanna do the dirty with them as well! :p I don't see how anyone would not get that?

Not the best person to answer the porn question because I don't watch much.
 
This is actually the second confession I've sent in, so I guess I'll give a short background on my original one before I proceed (It's somewhere in the 2nd or 3rd thread):

Grew up as a relatively well-mannered kid.
Would occasionally torture animals, but regret it afterwards
Had plenty of friends as I grew up, but would lose them all (more on this later)
Ended up focusing my teen years on women, and did reasonably well

Fast-forward to today:

I have kinda lost every single friend I've made throughout my life, and while I do continuously make new friends I know that I will break up all contacts with them as well. Part of this comes down to the fact that I often socialize because I like attention, and want to be well-liked by everyone in my social circle, but I have for some time "restarted" my life in different locations - and each time broke off all past contacts as I don't want my past and present to meet.

Reason?

A change of personality each time I meet new people, based on whatever I at the moment feel would help me make better contacts. I don't lie per se (though I do lol) but I change so much that I fear what would happen if my current social group would come into touch with the old one - I've even changed my name twice. Heck, my current girlfriend doesn't even know of this, but if I'm going to be honest with myself I'll probably break up with her rather than tell her.

I don't know why I'm doing all of this, but I have a feeling that it is somehow relatable to my childhood. I never had anyone to look up to or any dreams or aspirations aside from "get rich".
I just don't think I have a real personality, so I try to piece one together when the occasion calls for it - resulting in a massive headache down the line.

I'm currently studying biochemical engineering atm, and once I'm done with my degree I'll probably change my name and try to get a job abroad - and start everything over again.
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I may be way off, but it sounds like the poster is showing signs of this.
 
Struck me more as one form or another of dissociation, if we're offering diagnoses.

Anecdotally I've known a couple sufferers of BPD and while they displayed behaviors that could drive people away and "hot/cold" tendencies, their personalities remained pretty consistent across meeting all forms of new people... sometimes to the point where I could tell exactly where an interaction with a new acquaintance was heading even before they had any idea anything weird was going on :-[
 
jorma said:
Dude i recognise how your quote can be used against people who take "upskirt" pictures of other people without their consent or knowledge, or install a webcam in the changing room, but not against staring at people waiting for the bus. I'm not american and that's why i asked how paparazzis made a living if that was so.

And it has nothing to do with being contrarian, i'm fucking consistent in my postings if nothing else.
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The criminal voyeurism statute of some states cover "a place where [one] would have a reasonable expectation of privacy", meaning:
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A place where one may reasonably expect to be safe from casual or hostile intrusion or surveillance.

Do YOU think a girl waiting for a bus would be comfortable with some creepy stalker TAKING PICTURES of her from his room?
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
I'm bi so yeah... Most lesbian porn is fucking boring though, it's just two pretty girls modelling together, not two women wanting to fuck each other's brains out, so I understand what she says.

And girl-crush? Nothing wrong with not having any, why would this be an issue?

And you don't have to be anonymous to talk about this.
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Most lesbian porn I saw when I was younger was kind of boring, but I like some of those 'Girlfriend Films' scenes. There's some good stuff coming out of that company. I dig the scenes where it seems like the women genuinely enjoy it.

If no one's enjoying anything, I feel bad.

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I wanted to ask this in girl-gaf but I'm too afraid of being banned, yelled at, or ridiculed so I guess I'll do it here.

I'm currently dating a girl and the subject of porn came up. And she admitted that she didn't really get lesbian porn and that it "turned her off". She addmitted she's only ever seen it once but she didn't like it. She also said that while she thinks a few female celebrity are pretty she doesn't "crush" on other women at all. EVER.

I'm a little worried because of all the girls I've dated all of them loved women and had girl crushes and I figure most of them were probably ok with lesbian porn. So should I be worried about this girl? Am I dating a prude? We've had sex but it's been fairly standard, nothing crazy.
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A woman being attracted to another woman is one thing. Assuming that all women should be into lesbian porn is another. It's a pretty bad assumption. Are you into gay porn? most likely not. She's not a prude because she's not into lesbian porn.

Personally I think its unreasonable to expect every straight woman to be into lesbian porn. Should she think you are a prude if you aren't into gay porn? It's a pretty bad double standard.
 
This is funny, cause me and a few co workers were just discussing something similar. We were talking about celebrities that we have crushes on and one of the ladies brought up Kit Harrington, and I said, "Yeah, he's hot."

Another guy coworker was like "But you're straight and married!"

I replied with "And you don't have male celebrities you think are handsome?"

He was like "No way!!"

The whole room went really uncomfortably quiet.

It made me think of that confessor.
 
ronito said:
This is funny, cause me and a few co workers were just discussing something similar. We were talking about celebrities that we have crushes on and one of the ladies brought up Kit Harrington, and I said, "Yeah, he's hot."

Another guy coworker was like "But you're straight and married!"

I replied with "And you don't have male celebrities you think are handsome?"

He was like "No way!!"

The whole room went really uncomfortably quiet.

It made me think of that confessor.
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Should have told him how you had sex with his wife. Always works
 
I don't even like Hetero porn that much since there is a lot of pussy shots. I don't care to look at pussy much. Two women in a scene? No man ass? The reason some of us don't like lesbian porn would be the equivalent of why hetero men don't like gay porn.
 
The Anti-Monitor said:
See, I however like videos with like six guys. Rebecca Linaress seemed to have so much fun...
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Six guys, six girls, man really any kind of group sex where people look involved and interested is great. Humiliation vids are not my thing, but if a woman looks to be enjoying herself then I am hooked.
 
Ultimoo said:
I did really poorly in school last semester so I have to delay my schooling at my university by a year because I'm on probation. I have no idea how I'm going to tell my parents.
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Don't they lift the probation if you do well the next quarter?
 
Oh we're talking about porn preferences now? Alright.

I've never encountered a lesbian porn that didn't bore me to tears.

As for orgy scenes: meh. MMF doesn't do it for me not because there's too many cocks on screen, but because the woman's attention is in multiple places and that ruins it for me. I have a similar issue regarding FFM, except in that case it's my attention that's all over the place.

I also can't stand anal. I hate when I'm streaming porn and almost every video suddenly turns into an anal scene.

Yeah, I'm boring.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Most lesbian porn I saw when I was younger was kind of boring, but I like some of those 'Girlfriend Films' scenes. There's some good stuff coming out of that company. I dig the scenes where it seems like the women genuinely enjoy it.

If no one's enjoying anything, I feel bad.

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They're the best. Elegant Angel's line is more overproduced than it needs to be.
 
Kinyou said:
Funny, cause I usually hate when a porn scene has more than one guy

Chapelle says it best
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I hate seeing dudes at all in pornos most of the time. Unless it's POV porn.

Which just makes me sad, but that's for a different reason. Most porn I've seen with dudes in it not only feels artificial, everyone talks so much, it bugs the shit out of me.

I don't find all that dirty talk sexy at all. Just sounds crude.

Nice solo videos or nice lesbian vids are all I need.

I like to think of myself as a respectable gentleman.
 
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