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[G-Fex]

They could have at least played some Vangelis over the scene to make the assault less obvious to the audience.




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Wasn't the playful notes during their judo fight in the hay enough?

 

[DMczaf]

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[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

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[evil solrac v3.0]

He already had sex with Vicki, he was just doing it again as Batman.

Geez you people.

I DO NOT MAKE ALYX PORN.

And it's not rape, She was all fucking turned on for Batman of course it was inevitable they were going to do it in the Bat cave

she had gone through a terrible ordeal were men were out to kill her. she was in an emotionally vulnerable state and under a lot mental/physical stress. Keaton took advantage of that.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I'm curious of Solo's opinion on the Pussy Galore scene.

 

[G-Fex]

Those men weren't out to kill her, Joker was going to deface her like he did the other woman.

 

[IamMattFox]

Suave Keaton was not.

Yeah. I always thought his Bruce Wayne was a giant dork.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I'm curious of Solo's opinion on the Pussy Galore scene.

Sam Peckinpah's James Bond.

 

[DMczaf]

Yeah. I always thought his Bruce Wayne was a giant dork.

Keaton's Batman lived in his parent's house and bought ninja swords through home shopping network.

 

[IamMattFox]

Keaton's Batman lived in his parent's house and bought ninja swords through home shopping network.

You might get me to come 'round on him yet.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Keaton's Batman lived in his parent's house and bought ninja swords through home shopping network.

Foreals.

Bale's Wayne left without a trace, then came back and trashed his parents' house Risky Business style. Then he made a bigger, better house whilst living in penthouse apartments where he refused to use the elevator.

 

[G-Fex]

Yeah. I always thought his Bruce Wayne was a giant dork.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Keaton always seemed like the evil version of Tom Hanks.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

So all the previous movie Batmen made use of the persona to get laid? Lol

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Keaton's Batman knocked Wilson off the raft with a well placed Batarang.

 

[shira]

Those men weren't out to kill her, Joker was going to deface her like he did the other woman.

Half.

 

[G-Fex]

thus getting Vicki to commit suicide like she did.

See? IT all becomes clear.

 

[DMczaf]

Time to ruin the ending of Batman Returns:

When Catwoman pops up to see the Batsignal, notice that she is floating in the air because the pan up showed us that there was no building where she is.

 

[Sanjuro]

Run, Dad, Save, Yourself.

 

[shira]

So all the previous movie Batmen made use of the persona to get laid? Lol

Nolan makes it ambiguous.

Did he have a 3way with those euro models after swimming?

Did Bruce have sex with an entire absconded ballet troupe?

Did Alfred learn Russia for apply your own bloody sun tan lotion?



Probably.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Nolan makes it ambiguous.

Did he have a 3way with those euro models after swimming?

Did Bruce have sex with an entire absconded ballet troupe?

Did Alfred learn Russia for apply your own bloody sun tan lotion?

Prometheus all over again!

 

[IamMattFox]

I still maintain that Nolan's Batman is a virgin.

 

[DMczaf]

Run, Dad, Save, Yourself.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Time to ruin the ending of Batman Returns:

When Catwoman pops up to see the Batsignal, notice that she is floating in the air because the pan up showed us that there was no building where she is.

That's because she's a ghost at that point, living out the first of her 9 un-lives.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I still maintain that Nolan's Batman is a virgin.

Come on, son. You don't do time in a Chinese prison without getting some experience.

 

[G-Fex]

Max Shreck's son became Zangief. Amazing.

Nolan's Catwoman can eat dirt.

High in fiber

 

[Sanjuro]

Chip looks like Tyrell from the Mask, with the mask on, but without wearing the mask. It's amazing. Even more so in the portrait in the background.

 

[BY2K]

Prometheus all over again!

Shuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuup.

I haven't seen it yet.

 

[shira]

I still maintain that Nolan's Batman is a virgin.

What about Alfred?
His line about the Russian is so bizzaro?
Is that British wit?

Shuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuup.

I haven't seen it yet.

I think he means ambiguous events.
Batman isn't in Prometheus

 

[IamMattFox]

Come on, son. You don't do time in a Chinese prison without getting some experience.

They were practice.

Doesn't count.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

What about Alfred?
His line about the Russian is so bizzaro?
Is that British wit?

Alfred's wife drowned in a vat of suncream.

I think he means ambiguous events.
Batman isn't in Prometheus

Nice cover.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Oh right, on top of getting shot as his first appearance as Batman in '89, having fuckin' machine guns on his Batmobile as he straight up murders a whole factory full of people, sleeps upside down for some stupid cornball ass reason, runs a goddamn gambling operation in his house for a laugh, stands around watching as Napier shoots a guy in public, he also TOTALLY date rapes Vicki Vale and then tells HER to leave.

And he's the HERO of the movie

 

[MisterHero]

He was upside down because some nerds complained that Michael Keaton was too short

 

[G-Fex]

Oh right, on top of getting shot as his first appearance as Batman in '89, having fuckin' machine guns on his Batmobile as he straight up murders a whole factory full of people, sleeps upside down for some stupid cornball ass reason, runs a goddamn gambling operation in his house for a laugh, stands around watching as Napier shoots a guy in public, he also TOTALLY date rapes Vicki Vale and then tells HER to leave.

And he's the HERO of the movie

JC You just don't get it do you?

Sigh.

Anyway

if anyone is interested or cares about the doofus known as Nostalgia Critic, he did a Old vs. New review of Batman and TDK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSAhuL8FJuQ


Good for a laugh I guess? Most of the time he annoys me now.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

MessenjahMatt.com has posters with the entire trilogy cast of heroes and villains.

This one is the best hands down... I said damn

 

[Inferno313]

This one is the best hands down... I said damn

I guess if that's the best one I don't have to bother with that link.

 

[cackhyena]

Kinda shitty.

 

[shira]

I guess if that's the best one I don't have to bother with that link.

For some reason he's not high enough.

Needs some Cruise-top of the tallest building shots

 

[BY2K]

This one is the best hands down... I said damn

Is kevlar really that flexible?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

What's up with the Lens Flare, is JJ Abrams behind the art direction on the poster?

 

[MisterHero]

No those are two moons

one is Apokolips and not really a moon

the other is the moon

 

[shira]

No those are two moons

one is Apokolips and not really a moon

the other is the moon

I counted 6.

 

[MisterHero]

I counted 6.

brainiac's ship
new krypton
jla satellite and moon base
another moon

 

[BY2K]

What are the chances of DC pulling a Marvel with the movies and have a teaser at the end for the next DC movie, at the same time teasing a JLA crossover?

EDIT: Though it wouldn't really work with that style of Batman.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

That's not really a bat signal, but the new Deus Ex Bat Gadget our hero uses in this final act to save Gotham...WITH A GIANT BATMAN SHAPED MAGNIFYING GLASS

 

[MisterHero]

Nolan could be lying about not wanting to do a crossover as to keep it a surprise for the 5-second teaser after Man of Steel

but the superman costume would ruin everything anyways

 

[shira]

What are the chances of DC pulling a Marvel with the movies and have a teaser at the end for the next DC movie, at the same time teasing a JLA crossover?

EDIT: Though it wouldn't really work with that style of Batman.

Yup. They'll even have the samey looking characters as avengers

Thor - steel
Iron man - batman
Black widow - catwoman
Hawkeye - green arrow
Hulk - superman
Cap - flash

Idris as Jon Stewart pulling nick fury duty.

 

[BY2K]

It's bad?

The costume, I mean.

Btw, Catwoman isn't a Leaguer. At least not in the DCAU.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

Shaq to play steel again?

lol

 

[rekameohs]

That poster's worse than the real one.