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- In 5th grade a kid accidentally stapled his thumb and fainted because of it.
- In 4th grade a girl was swinging really high on the swings and the chain broke at the top and she broke her neck and was in physical rehab for nearly 2 years. In high school I dated a girl later that admitted that she and 3 friends had been using that swing to do "spiders" where all of them get on the swing at once and swing around and that she was sure that the 4 of them had caused the chain to weaken.
- In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

 

[Half and half]

In 9th grade a kid peed on the floor.

In 10th grade, two kids got into a fight where there was so much bobbing and weaving, no one got hurt. Then two guys jumped in to help one of them, and no one still go hurt. Lame.

 

[la flama blanca]

-Finding out that 15 kids in my school had AIDS from someone who worked at planned parenthood.
-Kid having his arm cut from finger to elbow with an exacto knife that was sticking out another kids bag on the bus.
-Art teacher got suspended for beating up a student
-Girl got hit by a car in the parking lot and an emergency helicopter landed on the football field
-There was a bomb threat everyday after Columbine during finals, I knew who was calling it in each time, just wanted out of tests.

 

[Rokam]

Kid somehow managed to get the little hook at the end of the tetherball rope that connects to ball itself through his thumb. No clue how the hell he did it. They took away tetherball after that... jerk.

 

[Seth C]

In 7th grade a girl got her (apparently) first period all over a chair during literature class.

 

[nilbog21]

what is "Pollo" ?

 

[Rokam]

what is "Pollo" ?

Chicken

 

[DynamicG]

I had one similar to the staple thing.

It was 6th grade at a catholic school in rural Louisiana. A girl in my class, who already had the reputation of being kind of strange, stabbed herself in the center of her hand with the pointy end of a compass and then proceeded to faint on her desk. She was rushed out of the room and she eventually came back to class a few days later, but I'm still not sure what the hell happened. It was strange though.

 

[Half and half]

what is "Pollo" ?

Chicken in Spanish.

 

[The Technomancer]

10th grade: a muffin hits the principle in the back of the head during lunch and he makes everyone stay in the cafeteria and clean up
11th grade: delinquent kid storms out of the room, punches the glass panel next to the door as he goes, it completely shatters

 

[Rokam]

High school - Teacher got busted looking at porn during class. Still works there.

Spoiler

Married to a former student of his from a different school, was forced to leave there.

 

[Meadows]

some janitor at our school got put in prison for rigging up cameras in the girl's changing rooms.

some kids got 15 years for murdering an old man in a botched robbery

some kids in the year above me got suspended for dealing heroin on the school grounds

 

[SimleuqiR]

what is "Pollo" ?

I guess he couldn't keep fucking the Pollo.

Pollo is actually rooster, and chicken is Gallina. But then Gallo is also Rooster. That's Spanish for ya'.

But in terms of meat, I guess people use the term Pollo more often than not.

 

[Rokam]

some janitor at our school got put in prison for rigging up cameras in the girl's changing rooms.

some kids got 15 years for murdering an old man in a botched robbery

some kids in the year above me got suspended for dealing heroin on the school grounds

Hey! Same thing happened here, but I was out of school when it happened.

 

[Kylie_Karnage]

saw a girl get into a fight and peed her pants. everyone laughed. i just thought it was pathetic.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Helicopter crashed in the middle of the HS field.

I was in middle school at the time though so I didn't really experience it myself.

 

[Gospel]

In 11th grade, people filled bottles with piss and bleach to throw around during lunch. All bottled beverages and vending machines were banned until my class graduated.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Computer teacher in middle school was showing slides, and he forgot to remove the slides with him naked and his cats all over his body.

 

[CrazyDude]

Strangest, probably a kid in 1st grade came out of the bathroom complete nude. I believe it was because some kids dared him too.

 

[stufte]

In High School our gym teacher was arrested for trying to shoplift a ham and a 6 pack of PBR in his sweats.

 

[EulaCapra]

some janitor at our school got put in prison for rigging up cameras in the girl's changing rooms.

some kids got 15 years for murdering an old man in a botched robbery

some kids in the year above me got suspended for dealing heroin on the school grounds

I hope nobody can top that.

 

[Black-Box]

a popular girl thought she was soo cool when her parents were away she took there car and ran into 3 parked cars in the parking lot.

a teacher backed up a car and crushed a teens head. (anyone from Ontario probably heard about that)

 

[AliceInJam]

When I was in 5th grade a kid in my class shit his pants during class. It was like a rock. Rolled out onto the floor. We had to evacuate the classroom. Fun times.

 

[disappeared]

Third grade, I think. We noticed the principal standing at the door to the classroom, and he proceeded to walk in and towards a student's desk. This kid was typically a troublemaker, but when the principal grabbed the kid by the shoulder and got him to stand up, the kid just starts bawling and yelling "Fuck you!" over and over again to the principal. Strange to remember that.

 

[DMeisterJ]

In second or third grade, this girl in my class pulled off her pants/panties, and peed in one of the cubbies.

 

[Fari]

Kids sold drugs in the bathrooms and female teachers were occasionally threatened with sexual violence. The school apparently deteriorated even further after I left.

 

[Esch]

In seventh grade history a swan flew up to our 3rd floor classroom and lost its shit. It starts ramming the window with its beak and body, squawking, just going nuts.

Then it went away.

 

[Ferrio]

In highschool during AP chemistry, our teacher had just paused during her lesson. It was completely quiet, and one of the girls in class for some reason said "I love fishes because they're so delicious". The entire class... in unison followed up by singing the rest "Gotta go fishing!" Everyone was completely stunned because you almost thought it was planned. The teacher turned around with this bewildered look on her face.

 

[CrazyDude]

Oh, and a bird attacked our teacher in the classroom in the second grade. The door outside was never opened again after that. Took an hour to get rid of the bird from the classroom. I believe it was a crow.

 

[Acid08]

11th grade: Girl I knew came to class drunk, cops got called, she tried to run away and got tackled by two of them REALLY hard. Cracked her skull on the concrete.

 

[Clydefrog]

I remember a kid went crazy in 7th grade. This kid was always pretty strange and distant but one day he finally flipped. It was in math class; the teacher asked him a question and he just sat there motionless and staring into space. The teacher tried to get his attention again but no luck. She finally walked up to his desk and waved her hands in front of his face: “hello??” Then suddenly his pen exploded! The teacher screamed (she was an old, Southern lady) as ink got all over her and the kid. He still sat there motionless. She then tried to escort him out of his seat and the classroom but he wouldn’t budge. Then he shoved her. That’s when she got mad and told all the other students to leave the class while she would get help.

In the end, he went to the counselor. They ended up finding one of those dreaded lists; the kind that lists out students’ names and what he would do to them. He was kicked out of the school. There were of course rumors of what and who were on the list, but I never really found out the truth.

 

[The Technomancer]

In highschool during AP chemistry, our teacher had just paused during her lesson. It was completely quiet, and one of the girls in class for some reason said "I love fishes because they're so delicious". The entire class... in unison followed up by singing the rest "Gotta go fishing!" Everyone was completely stunned because you almost thought it was planned. The teacher turned around with this bewildered look on her face.

Freshman year I jokingly said "nah, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I had one of the guys I was talking to say, completely honest and straight-faced, "you had candy for breakfast?"
It was beautiful in a way only a 14 year old can appreciate.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

In elementary school, we had full on brawls at recess. sides were chosen (usually by what classroom you were in) and chaos ensued. It got so bad that one kid got stitches and every boy in 5th grade was lined up on the recess wall and yelled at by the principal. It was fucking epic.

 

[Rapstah]

I have nothing compared to these stories.

Except once, when I was 14 or maybe 13, I punched a kid in the face by accident. He was kind of being an ass and was popular and I turned around and didn't mind my arm and my fist hit him straight in the face. He was whimpering for twenty minutes and the teachers didn't question my story of accidentally having punched him at all, which was odd.

 

[Krauser Kat]

IN 8th grade a kid in front of me got caught masturbating in class.

also in 8th grade a friend of my mine got sent to juvie for dousing the gym teacher with a fire extinguisher. Same kid still has contact list and socials of everyone at the school from hackin the system. He runs websites now.

Freshman year, the one day a kid was absent the teacher put his picture on the imac (old crt ones) on the computer and moved it to a desk and would have fake disputes like the real ones with the kid.

A kid wore a scarf to class religiously in that same freshman class and eventually the teacher snapped and just ripped into the guy for having terrible fashion.

Sophmore year a kid got his throat cut by a razor blade another kid stored underneath of his tongue. Blood was all over the hallway, kid lived.

Couple girls got shit in the face when i kid brought shit in a ziploc and threw in the hallway during passing period.

 

[balddemon]

in 1st grade we were doing DOL (daily oral language) and the teacher said 'penis' instead of 'peanut'.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

- In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

Reminds me of:

 

[BosSin]

- During a secondary school science class (It was either year 9 or 10) , some boy punched another guy in the face and the teacher just stood there laughing

- A random person from outside used to climb over the gates and run around the playground

- Apparently this same guy decked a teacher the year after I left

- The IT teacher got a ball of ice thrown at him, which gave him a nasty cut on his forehead

- The same teacher apparently got fired for watching porn (again happened when I was no longer there)

- A massive fight broke out with a nearby school, resulting in loads of police having to show up and intervene

- A pregnant teacher got punched in the stomach by a student

- Some kid got beaten buy a bunch of other students to the point that an ambulance had to be called

- Same kid got put in prison years after he had left the school for stabbing someone to death



What a shit school that was

 

[Hobbestetrician]

5th grade - kid put a pipe cleaner in an electrical outlet, sparks shot out everywhere and nearly set another kid near him on fire

 

[Jimothy]

Some kid through a chicken strip at the study hall teacher during lunch. She threatened to press assault charges but eventually forgave him because god told her to.

Oh, and some girl lit her bangs on fire when she lit her Bunsen burner during chemistry. The entire lab reeked of burnt hair the rest of class.

 

[Dark Octave]

In 5th grade there were rumors that this kid named Jessie huffed paint. One day in math class, Jessie says "heh heh heh!..." and falls to the floor and pees his pants. He was rushed to the hospital and we never heard from Jessie again.

Oh and I got punched in the face by a teacher. And hit with a ruler by another. And spanked with a paddle by another. Three different school. Two different states. I wasn't even a bad kid.

 

[Slycoopr]

-Made a girl piss her pants in 4th grade.
-Saw a teacher about to get in a straight up fist fight with this emo kid who thought he was tough shit.
-Raccoon infestation in the ceilings.

 

[stufte]

in 8th grade the kid in front of me turned around, smiled at me and stabbed me in the knee with a pencil. I still have a bluish mark from where the graphite broke off in my skin. (I'm 34)

 

[NathanMcMahon]

In French class, someone lit a giant paper airplane on fire and threw it at the teacher. She was always getting fucked with. I found out she died recently, which is kind of sad looking back at the kind of shits we were.

 

[Mr. Fix]

4th grade:
- 2 friends who I thought had some chemistry together got into some friendly prolonged feud/rivalry, at one point in which I see them staring at eachother, and the guy whose mouth is filled with water, just all of a sudden splatters it all over her face. She took it like a boss though

7th grade:
- Kid puts something into our math teacher's coffee mug, resulting in diarrhea
- Same kid calls her out on the stairwell from above and spits on her (different day)
- A duo had a rivalry going on with a friend of mine, and they chucked stuff at one another. My friend used an elastic band + small wrapped up pieces of paper the length of a stapler, V-shaped to fire with, and tape wrapped around it (this one was genius, as he said it did more damage). The duo got owned needless to say, so they ended up befriending my friend, learning how he did it, and ended up using it against him. Eventually they became good friends.

 

[The Technomancer]

IN 8th grade a kid in front of me got caught masturbating in class.

also in 8th grade a friend of my mine got sent to juvie for dousing the gym teacher with a fire extinguisher.

Freshman year, the one day a kid was absent the teacher put his picture on the imac (old crt ones) on the computer and moved it to a desk and would have fake disputes like the real ones with the kid.

A kid wore a scarf to class religiously in that same freshman class and eventually the teacher snapped and just ripped into the guy for having terrible fashion.

This is amazing

 

[To Far Away Times]

Psycho girl threatened to shoot up the school. Made a list of targets, including one of my friends at the time. Announced her attack a week in advance online. 2/3 of the students didn't show that day. I know I didn't. She was arrested, never found out what happened to her.

Had a bird fly in the classroom and run repeatedly into the windows trying to get out.

Watched a bunch of fights in highschool, at least 4 or 5.

My woodshop teacher was caught peeing in the sink during lunch.

My autoshop teacher was challenged to a fight by one of his students. He lead the student outside, walked back in, locked the door, and called the campus security. It was hilarious.

 

[Liquidus]

French class. Was trying to ask the teacher if I can take off my cardigan (we had uniforms) and ended up asking her to take her shirt off. She was fucking hot so I don't know if my subconscious took over. Suspended.

I ate a half once of mushrooms and they kicked in during English class. My face turned purple, I threw some desks and started drawing circles with a permanent marker on them during a test. Suspended.

Had a bong fall out of my jacket during drama class and the teacher and I were stuck in the most awkward eye contact ever. Seemed like forever. Suspended.

Had a crazy friend literally smoke a plastic pen during shop. He pushed some kid into a band saw cutting his pinky in half, threw a chisel at a belt sander which hit another kid in the leg piercing the skin and then locked himself in a cupboard. After 10 minutes he kicked it open half naked and ran out. Cops didn't arrive in time. He got expelled for that but it was one of the craziest ecstasy trips I've ever had.

In grade two a man blew his head off in the parking lot. When we got to school we found pieces of him everywhere. Looked like mashed up pizza slices. Could've sworn we found an eye.

In grade 4 my friend was sitting down and I held a pencil upright. He sat on it, it pierced his track pants and went straight up his asshole. Suspended. Still friends.

 

[sullyj]

Instead of our tech ed teacher playing the "Introduction to Woodworking" videotape, he played a home movie/porno of his wife and a few other teachers wives. Our school made hardcopy. A+

Principal got busted for taking money out of vending machines for his gambling habbit. F

 

[Prophet Steve]

Chicken in Spanish.

Ooooh, I was reading Polio. Which was somewhat more understandable albeit a bit of an overreaction.

I know that in one of my classes at school some guy got a pencil stuck in his head, asking if he could go to the bathroom. Wasn't there myself though although some friends were.

I do not remember very weird things happening in my high school or primary school. In college, where I am now I did got a security man or something that is regularly coming to my school. Me and a classmate were practicing a presentation fairly early, and he knocked, so I let him in the classroom.

After that he talked about how he was a pet doctor and how he was interested in anatomy (we were in an anatomy classroom so it was surrounded with all types of anatomy stuff) then he asked if we could make a photo of him and the skeleton.

I still see him a lot.