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[SquiddyCracker]

 

[Korey]

This shall be the official thread.

LOL @ Britain

 

[IamMattFox]

God bless the USA.

 

[SUPREME1]

I just made this thread

Even after I called it and made it early

A true American would not be sad, but proud, that a fellow American is living out his dream.

 

[Vermillion]

USA USA USA USA USA

lol, this is fun.

 

[HomShaBom]

Going here too.

 

[IamMattFox]

I like this thread.

Anyone wanna go blow up some fireworks and/or set off some snakes?

 

[El Sloth]

Holy shit...this is fucking amazing. Can someone take out Reagan and put in Teddy Roosevelt?

Roosevelt doesn't need imagined situations to be badass.

Just look at this motherfucker:

 

[cubanb]

Holy shit...this is fucking amazing. Can someone take out Reagan and put in Teddy Roosevelt?

How about Lincoln on a grizzly?

 

[SteveWinwood]

A true American would not be sad, but proud, that a fellow American is living out his dream.

I am. I think we should all make a july 4th thread. It's the only way to celebrate this great nation.

 

[MatthewB92]

I work tomorrow! And no extra pay! Yay!!!!!!!



;(

 

[filler]

Real American


WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

 

[SquiddyCracker]

God bless America, the greatest nation to have ever graced the surface of earth!

 

[Pollux]

How about Lincoln on a grizzly?

Hmm...While cool, not the same as someone riding a fucking raptor and blowing someone's head off. Unfortunately it's Saint Reagan and not the Tedster.

 

[Amir0x]

I did!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=39486734

But at the end of the day it's not about us! It's about the US! So it doesn't really matter.

Also I'm pretty sure his op is better.

Nah your OP is cool, although TRUE Americans don't listen to Nickelback!

Roosevelt doesn't need imagined situations to be badass.

Just look at this motherfucker:

Who the fuck tames a moose and rides it?!

pfft, Roosevelt pussed out on killing a tied up bear. "Oh, it's so old! Oh, this is not good sport!" A true American badass would have killed it in COLD BLOOD and then bathed in its entrails.

admit it!

 

[lazybones18]

Okay.... *smh*

 

[SteveWinwood]

I like this thread.

Anyone wanna go blow up some fireworks and/or set off some snakes?

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I just made this thread

Even after I called it and made it early

oh...I didn't think to look in that topic because I didn't think people called topics like this... thought that was reserved for games and movies more often than not. Sorry man, if the mods like you can put yours up and close this one. It's no big

Can't you just edit your posts so it didn't happen?

 

[SteveWinwood]

Nah your OP is cool, although TRUE Americans don't listen to Nickelback!

Spoiler

The joke was that all the bands listed were all canadian.

It fit the silly over the top first half I thought.

Can't you just edit your posts so it didn't happen?

Mods should just merge so then it's a big yay america party!

 

[Amir0x]

my favorite part of the Reagan picture is always the idea that they tattooed "Property of the United States" on the raptor's arm.

Can't you just edit your posts so it didn't happen?

I can edit my posts, sure, but you'll never get a relevant sense of humour! Seems I win the day once again.

 

[SUPREME1]

Kick ass OP, BUT...



... it needs more hot chicks, food, science/technology, sports, landmarks, pop culture, cars, weapons, hot chicks and hot chicks.




USofA up in dis bitch!!!

 

[RELAYER]

pfft, Roosevelt pussed out on killing a tied up bear. "Oh, it's so old! Oh, this is not good sport!" A true American badass would have killed it in COLD BLOOD and then bathed in its entrails.

admit it!

No.
It's honor.

 

[Slayven]

 

[lush]

Kick ass OP, BUT...



... it needs more hot chicks, food, science/technology, sports, landmarks, pop culture, cars, weapons, hot chicks and hot chicks.




USofA up in dis bitch!!!

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Hell yeah

 

[ElectricBlue187]

this is...so beautiful

 

[filler]

Nah your OP is cool, although TRUE Americans don't listen to Nickelback!

True Americans? I think you mean Real Americans!

 

[lazybones18]

God Bless Captain America

 

[Amir0x]

No.
It's honor.

A bear has no honor; it is a bear! Americans with America in their heart know that the only way to be an American badass is to hunt such vile creatures to extinction.

 

[Dram]

beaten.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Kick ass OP, BUT...

... it needs more hot chicks, food, science/technology, sports, landmarks, pop culture, cars, weapons, hot chicks and hot chicks.

USofA up in dis bitch!!!

Kay.

 

[Callo Merlose]

My favorite picture from American history, and she looks like The Boss.

 

[filler]

No.
It's honor.

Honor? This isn't Japan, buddy. This is America, you can take your "honor" and shove it!

 

[RELAYER]

A bear has no honor; it is a bear! Americans with America in their heart know that the only way to be an American badass is to hunt such vile creatures to extinction.

At the core of every American's heart is a place where he is one with nature, in accordance with the influence of our vanquished Native brethren.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

We've got some pretty big goddamn faults but I'm pretty happy to be an American. Something about optimism.

Happy 4th of July! Keep that ketchup away from your hot dogs!

 

[SteveWinwood]

We've got some pretty big goddamn faults but I'm pretty happy to be an American. Something about optimism.

Yep.

 

[Soma]

God bless America

 

[painey]

spent all year waiting to go back to my girlfriends families cabin.. especially in this 100degree weather... we broke up. yesterday.

happy days.

new plan: me and the room mates get shit faced all day.

 

[El Sloth]

(Click pic for badass story)

Summary:

pfft, Roosevelt pussed out on killing a tied up bear. "Oh, it's so old! Oh, this is not good sport!" A true American badass would have killed it in COLD BLOOD and then bathed in its entrails.

admit it!

This is the sort of attitude I expect from those honorless godless commies, Amirox.

Teddy Roosevelt was a badass with integrity and class!

 

[A Pretty Panda]

God bless America

Greatest president that hasn't even been elected yet!

 

[Derrick01]

I love celebrating britain's greatest failure day

Except for this year, since I have a tube essentially sticking out of my ass

Spoiler

pilonidal cyst surgery

Britain wins this year.

 

[SteveWinwood]

GIANT AMERICA PARTY!

Thanks mods.

 

[Amir0x]

At the core of every American's heart is a place where he is one with nature, in accordance with the influence of our vanquished Native brethren.

America practically single handedly extinguished the Native American culture and way of life. And it wasn't until most of the Native American cultures on the continent were practically gone that Americans started being fascinated enough to start, like, visiting native american displays in museum and admire their "stoic quality."

I think this is similar to killing all bears and then admiring their stuffed bodies in my parlor, no?

 

[weekend_warrior]

 

[filler]

Teddy didn't shoot that bear, because he wanted to eat it alive.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Im proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

 

[zomaha]

Rush - 2112

Rush is Canadian.

 

[GraveRobberX]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

http://static.tumblr.com/ulgipj1/2ATm432nh/scaled.gif[img]

TODAY WE'RE ALL PATRIOTS![/quote]

Fuck that Noise!, you need to go back baking by your oven

Everyone is a Bronco tomorrow, Cowboy Up! Bitches!

Miles > Tammy Brady

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NYq5Z.jpg

 

[Proxy]

Rush is Canadian.

Pretty sure that's the joke.

-

America, great country or greatest country?

 

[RiccochetJ]

America practically single handedly extinguished the Native American culture and way of life. And it wasn't until most of the Native American cultures on the continent were practically gone that Americans started being fascinated enough to start, like, visiting native american displays in museum and admire their "stoic quality."

I think this is similar to killing all bears and then admiring their stuffed bodies in my parlor, no?

Canada did the same thing. It was Europe invading NA.