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[Professor Beef]

Charlie Sheen? Oh for fuck's sake.

 

[krae_man]

Steph is taking after her husband, her favorite Raw moment is one with herself in it.

 

[Plywood]

PLWE PLWE PLWE PLWE PLWE PLWE PLWE

ABADOOOOOO

FWEHFWANAH FWA FWEHFWANAH FWA

YO TIME IS UP

MY TIME IS NOW

 

[Kusagari]

Charlie Sheen needs to get involved in the AJ love triangle.

 

[Jackson50]

Stephanie is quite beautiful now. Yes! Cena!

 

[Coldnoodle]

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APONO

 

[The Frankman]

... WHY ARE CENA AND KANE A TAG TEAM?

... WHY HAVE WE HAD LIKE 4 MINUTES OF WRESTLING IN 1 HOUR???

... WHY WON'T AJ EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER?

.... WHY AM I STILL WATCHING?


WHY?
WHY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????


WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ... WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYY... WHYWHYWHYWHY...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ... WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYY... WHYWHYWHYWHY...

 

[darkside31337]

Thank god its Cena. Save this show.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

THE CHAMP IS HERE

 

[krae_man]

4 minutes of wrestling.

I want to know how the fuck wrestlers keep getting injured when they never fucking wrestle.

 

[Plywood]

I BRUSH YOUR MOUTH LIKE COLGATE

 

[atomsk]

How's that divorce going Cena

 

[Dinokill]

I just goin to watch ECW unreleased volume 1. I can't belive how shit wrestling has become.

 

[Brinbe]

...........this is the only way they can sell this PPV.

 

[McNei1y]

Cena belt

 

[Pristine_Condition]

A John Cena interview segment...

 

[Pimpwerx]

Great...John zzzZZZzzena. PEACE.

 

[Jackson50]

Jesus. The exuberance. The intensity. It's palpable. CWO 4 Life.

 

[Ithil]

"Smirk

Bad Joke

Smirk

I'm in the MITB match

ORDER NOW

I'm gonna win

Smirk

Bad Joke

I'm gonna win."


This promo was necessary.

 

[darkside31337]

Oh the PPV is this week? Really had no idea, thanks for the reminder John

 

[Officerrob]

I knew we couldn't go a week without a Cena promo.....

 

[Razorskin]

Imagine Cena with the briefcase, being able to be the Champ at any moment, absolutely terrifying.

 

[truly101]

... WHY ARE CENA AND KANE A TAG TEAM?

... WHY HAVE WE HAD LIKE 4 MINUTES OF WRESTLING IN 1 HOUR???

... WHY WON'T AJ EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER?

.... WHY AM I STILL WATCHING?


WHY?
WHY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????


WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ... WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYY... WHYWHYWHYWHY...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ... WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYYYYYYY... WHYWHYWHYWHY...

I liked Why dog better

 

[Coldnoodle]

Sin Cara should come out with a trampoline and steal the briefcase.

 

[McNei1y]

WTF will have more wrestling so im satisfied.

 

[Dark Ninja]

John Cena should be the 1st to lose

 

[Ithil]

Thanks for explaining how the match works Cena. It's not been going since 2005 and has incredibly complex rules after all.

 

[Officerrob]

How the fuck would Cena know? He's never even been in a MITB match

 

[Brinbe]

Surprised there isn't a phone number of web address scrolling underneath screaming ORDER NOW!

This is fucking pathetic.

 

[krae_man]

1) I will beat the Big Show for the 800th time.

John Cena should be the 1st to lose

LOL like that has a snowballs chance in hell of happening.

 

[The Frankman]

Keep talking for 3 more minutes Cena. Almost to Hour Two!

 

[Jackson50]

Oh shit. And he's a man of his word. Watch out, Slow.

 

[Plywood]

THIS I PROMISE

AND I WILL MURDER SOMEONE IF IT COMES TO THAT

SO I CAN GET THA BRIEFCASE

 

[Edgeward]

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SCREAM AND SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I REALLY WANT TO WIN AND HOW MUCH INTENSITY I HAVE


JUST LIKE I DO IN EVERY

SINGLE

PROMO

THAT I DO

 

[Diablos54]

Of course you'll win Cena. You ALWAYS win...

 

[Ithil]

That promo was entirely pointless. What did he even say?

 

[Dark Ninja]

ALmost everytime Cena says hes going to win he loses

 

[The Frankman]

Wait, didn't he already stop the Big Show before?

KANE
KANE
KANE
HELLFIRE
AND BRIMSTONE

 

[Keyser Soze]

Imagine Cena with the briefcase, being able to be the Champ at any moment, absolutely terrifying.

...although that could be a way to make him go Hell.

Face MitB winners, almost always go Heel.

Heel Cena. Yaaaaaaaaaa, woooooooo














This wont happen

 

[Zee-Row]

Easy with the spoilers Cena i wanna be surprised!

 

[Jackson50]

Are they going to ignore the first three months of this year?

 

[Razorskin]

I CANT LOSE, I WON'T LOSE, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT




NOBODY REMEMBERS SECOND PLACE

 

[Plywood]

That promo was entirely pointless. What did he even say?

THE MITB IS DANGEROUS

BECAUSE FRIENDS BECOME FOES

EVERYONE WANTS THE GOLD

BUT I WILL STOP BIG SHOW

AND WIN THE CONTEST

 

[Dinokill]

nowadays the best WWE product are their dvds compilations. The last ECW dvd smoke the shit out the WWE tv programs.

 

[truly101]

Sin Cara should come out with a trampoline and steal the briefcase.

If that actually happened after Cena "overcame all dem odds" it would be awesome. Cara would have to point at Cena and then do the hamburgler dance before he skittered off with the briefcase.

Someone book that shit!

 

[Judderman]

Looks like I haven't missed much in the past 4-5 weeks.

 

[Ithil]

ALmost everytime Cena says hes going to win he loses

Apart from 99% of the time where he wins.

 

[atomsk]

SAVE US HEATH SLATER

 

[Ozone]

Um, no Cole. This is the most useless MitB match ever. No one in it needs a briefcase to get a title shot.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Why are there only 4 people in that match. Ugh Jericho is gonna take all the bumps