Support NeoGAF

[Jackben]

I've never been that close to a woman

 

[dragonlife]

I've never been that close to a woman

If she had big boobs you could rub your face in them.

I know I used to.

 

[Tubby Toast]

If she had big boobs you could rub your face in them.

I know I used to.

You used to rub your face in porn stars boobs?

 

[Gui_PT]

If she had big boobs you could rub your face in them.

I know I used to.

Teach me

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I don't get it.

In every panel something/someone is touching his balls?

 

[dragonlife]

You used to rub your face in porn stars boobs?

A friend with big boobs. She used to let me play with them.

Teach me

There's three simple steps:

1) Target the female you're interested in

2) Make out with me

3) She will let you touch her boobs because she'll think you're gay

 

[Caspel]

isn't that the "fat nerd extra" that shows up in pretty much every movie and tv show?

most definitely. That segment was, of course, staged.

 

[Tubby Toast]

1) Target the female you're interested in

2) Make out with me

3) She will let you touch her boobs because she'll think you're gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osGkiKrnczE&t=2m40s

 

[Gui_PT]

I don't get it.

In every panel something/someone is touching his balls?

Exactly!

A friend with big boobs. She used to let me play with them.

There's three simple steps:

1) Target the female you're interested in

2) Make out with me

3) She will let you touch her boobs because she'll think you're gay

Ok, get over h...heeeyyyy wait a minute. This feels like a tarp.

 

[Jackben]

There's three simple steps:

1) Target the female you're interested in

2) Make out with me

3) She will let you touch her boobs because she'll think you're gay

.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Teach me

Become gay.

 

[Gui_PT]

Become gay.

Teach me

 

[Jackben]

Teach me

Start following all the advice you read in the Dating Age thread.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Start following all the advice you read in the Dating Age thread.

All of it at the same time

 

[dragonlife]

Ok, get over h...heeeyyyy wait a minute. This feels like a tarp.

It'll work. Trust me.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Start following all the advice you read in the Dating Age thread.

Snap.

 

[Jackben]

All of it at the same time

 

[Gui_PT]

I'm actually going in there and ask for help

 

[Venfayth]

 

[Jackben]

 

[Clydefrog]

that'd be awesome if her last name was Christie

 

[Tubby Toast]

This does happen, don't make fun of the victim.

 

[thezerofire]

That was the freakiest episode of Adventure Time I've ever seen

 

[Watevaman]

 

[Pixel_boy]

so bad they good

 

[Pro]

Lol, why?

 

[KillerMike]

That was the freakiest episode of Adventure Time I've ever seen

IT'S THE ONLY WAY

 

[Donny Hayabusa]

That was the freakiest episode of Adventure Time I've ever seen

And one of the best!

 

[weekend_warrior]

This is going to be a CHEEZMO avatar.

 

[Retro]

This is going to be a CHEEZMO avatar.

Nah. Still looks too human. Needs a snout and fox ears. Also, not sexually suggestive enough.

And since Link Man is slow;

 

[Cat Party]

Damn, three winners. The first one got me for a second.

 

[José Mourinho]

Psychoville. So good.

 

[Hop]

Nah. Still looks too human. Needs a snout and fox ears. Also, not sexually suggestive enough.

And, he's wearing pants.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[goldenpp72]

First off, it ain't just anybody dying. Second, the reason it's funny isn't because he died, but because he did something extremely stupid. Thirdly, you vastly overestimate the average intelligence if you think people can't survive for long periods of time all the way into adult life and not be stupid. It was completely a matter of stupidity.

Worry not though, I shall warn thee to avert thine eyes next time I post a gif of an idiot harming thyself.Dude. He was an idiot who was angry, stupid and impatient; a dangerous combination.Yes, he did. That's why he is a Darwin Award winner.If you watch the full video, he barely misses the elevator doors closing and spends the next minute and a half ramming the doors for some reason with his motorized scooter. He eventually 'succeeds' in getting through, and falls to his death down the shaft.

Unfortunate? Perhaps. But also, in my opinion, very funny.

That's all there is to it. Check out the old thread for more info.

You might get a lot of shit for this from sensitive gaf, but I'll say it's kind of funny. The gif is funny, not all of us know the fate of every accident that happens, apparently, some gaf users have the ability to shut off their natural laughter until after they research each gif to determine if someone died or was merely embarrassed and/or slightly hurt.

Girl misses bar during Olympics? Hilarious. Oh she died and broke her neck, oh uh you assholes!

I won't say he deserved to die since he didn't seem to be hurting anyone, but he certainly was a moron.

 

[Conrad Link]

I love how in the broken tennis racket one she just looks so "Ummm..." like not sure what happens now or what this means.

 

[Revoh]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I thought I seent breasts

 

[dr3upmushroom]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

GWAR!

 

[Clydefrog]

GWAR!!

 

[Toddler]

GWAR!!!

 

[Avixph]

GWAR!!!!

 

[weekend_warrior]

Myst.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I just really felt like quoting this too.

 

[whitehawk]

Nice shot.

 

[Toppot]

Biblical Power Ranger

 

[low-G]

It's almost disturbing how panicked he is that he just destroyed his future.

 

[Finaika]

It's almost disturbing how panicked he is that he just destroyed his future.

nnnoooooooo

 

[malfcn]

What is going on..