Host Samurai
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LMFAO. I know some of these peeps. Im a Hamptons guy too and been all around the world. I just don't put up pics to brag about it.
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$20 cokes? lol The cappucino is cheaper!
What's crazier is the items on the bill, too.
2 boats of Caviar (I have no idea what the other things mean on this line)
125 grams of Beluga (white whales) (6 times, no less!)
A 50k euro worth bottle of Dom Perignon
2 more bottles of Dom Perignon (although a cheaper kind) for 20k euros each
3 kilos of scampis (wtf)
7x 1 kilo of Wolf (wolf meat...?)
More scampis
Then it's the drinks, 10 euros for a bottle of Evian, etc.
What freaks me out is they're eating beluga and wolf. Seriously...?
LyleLanley
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Someone try to zoom in on his credit card so we can see the numbers and perpetrate identity fraud.
I MEAN, uh, don't do that. That's what I meant.
I feel as if this guy showing off his gold card means he probably doesn't belong on this tumblr.
hey_it's_that_dog
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You're thinking like a not rich person. The point of being rich is that you don't have to think about this shit, just like a normal person wouldn't think much of buying a pack of gum for 75 cents.
Why are you wasting your time on GAF, then?
if you want to send me a check for a lot of money, that'd be cool
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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" #Versace gold plated AK47 $9,000 by tomierna"
Did Versace really design that AK47? I highly doubt it.
Shit like this makes me smile. I don't even make 100k a year and i'm enjoying my life just as equally as these people.
These "make you jealous" montages boil down to the same things always.
Big houses, fast cars, expensive meals, booze, and boats
You know what works as well as a 20,000 sq ft mansion, an exotic supercar, filet mignon and lobster every meal, 50k champagne, and a super yacht?
My 1400 sq ft house, my camaro, regular cuts of steak, $20 bottles of wine, and not being a nautical douche.
These "make you jealous" montages boil down to the same things always.
Big houses, fast cars, expensive meals, booze, and boats
You know what works as well as a 20,000 sq ft mansion, an exotic supercar, filet mignon and lobster every meal, 50k champagne, and a super yacht?
My 1400 sq ft house, my camaro, regular cuts of steak, $20 bottles of wine, and not being a nautical douche.
Palette Swap
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This one is bullshit considering I received that pic in an email at work 2 or 3 months ago.
$20 cokes? lol The cappucino is cheaper!
One of my colleagues pointed out how the tea was way too cheap for it to be realistic.
Scampi is not a langouste, it is a langoustine. Langouste are bigger and the beluga would be the caviar, it is not from the beluga we know and love. The wolf I don't understand as I did not know that wolf meat is coveted.
Host Samurai
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I am in my office bored with nothing to do. Besides I already spend 2 weeks in Ibiza this summer and might go to Vegas on Thursday.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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Or a fucking gold plated AK.
I mean for that type of money you could legally buy a legal and real (not parts kit) fully automatic AK-47 (well AKM most likely). Fuck you can buy a mortar (yes...you can).
the_painted_bird
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Pretty disgusting
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I do it because it's fun and a good time waster. Not all Hamptons people go boating and spending ALL the time.
#opulence
Unspeakable Evil
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Stop being richer then me. 
FallingEdge
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What do you do for a living?
They aren't eating actual beluga, just beluga caviar.
The most important question about that bill though is this... Did they tip?
Tesseract
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spoken like a humbled gentleman who values his lot in this universe.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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If they did it's the best rip off ever. Versace-Tapco stock! lol
For that money you could have bought a few MAC 11/9 or an IMI UZI. Even then you could have bought a 6-8 "top of the line" Arsenal AK's.
I also bet he can't shot for shit.
victreeb3l
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i know one of these dudes on that site through my cousin. dude is baller as fuck but he is a bit of a douchebag.
good for these kids, i wish my dad was rich :O
good for these kids, i wish my dad was rich :O
Ah now I remember, I had that before but it was a long time ago.
Manos: The Hans of Fate
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I really love this pic.
That's actually a really nice design and furnished place (Elephant may be too tacky), but the wood finish and carpets are nice.
Buddha Beam
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I can't wait 'til a few years from now when the masses get fed up and we tax these douche nozzles at like 90% again.
I may or may not be dreaming
KefkaPalazzo
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God...they are so beautiful. That slide looks so slick.
*Is so Jels right now*
*Is so Jels right now*
Host Samurai
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Gratuity is included in Europe so tipping is not mandatory.
Champagne pong is my favorite. It's exactly what I expect rich kids to be like.
Dunno about France. But definitely not the case in Germany.
Most of them probably aren't like that, and not at all times. But I like to imagine them that way
Dunno about France. But definitely not the case in Germany.
Sounds like someone is jealous. Do you really think the owner of a gold AK bought it as a range rifle and not something to sit behind a display case?
freenudemacusers
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Versace is the king of tacky so who knows. Gucci made monogram massage tables a few years ago.
lunarworks
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It's french for "tea".
JzeroT1437
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It may be that these idiots insisted on paying with US Dollars, which some places will accept in Europe, but to compensate, they charge outrageous US prices.
Gentleman Jack
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10 euro coke has got nothing on overpaying for bailey's irish cream. Or Patron holy fuck.
But did you get ripped off like these people did? They're clearly getting screwed because they can afford to be screwed. Kinda sad actually.
I think that is this case "Loup" stands for "Loup de mer", a fish :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_wolffish
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarhichas_lupus
How are they being screwed? This is how high end places work in their pricing. You don't think they know they can go to the corner liquor store and guy the bottles for a fraction of the price?
May we live vicariously through you? We probably have a list of crazy things we'd like you to buy or try. =P
blame space
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you gotta be a real asshole to eat a beluga whale
Oh yeah, that's right. I always mix those up (mostly because I can't stand seafood, so it's one of those things where I never really... looked for the english words for them).
The wolf I don't get either. No idea who the hell eats wolf, but hey.
Beluga is also a type of caviar.
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