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Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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This. It's strange how the lack of faith in something can be so fucking annoying.
 
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When I used to work on IT-support I would get users with 3-4 of these fucking toolbars installed and it always went like this:

Me: "Do you use these toolbars?"
User: "Toolbars?"
Me: "Yes, these search and advertisement bars on the top of your browser."
User: "No, did you put them there?"
Me: "Ehh, no, they're there because you installed them or agreed to do so in another install."
User: "No I never install stuff" (You could clearly see MSN, Skype, Spotify etc. installed on the desktop)
Me: "Okaaaaaay, should I remove them then, since you don't use them?"
User: "Yes!"

*I remove the toolbars and the browser window gets back like 1/3 of the screen*

User: "Thanks, the picture looks much better now!"
Me: "No problem"

Every. Single. Day.
 
ThaneKrios said:
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This is just so wrong and sad.
 
Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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Yes, countless times from youth to present. The last time I heard it was this summer, when I was going to a metal festival. There was some religious nut preaching at the gate how we're going to hell and suffer for all eternity; "....there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.", was the last thing I heard him shout at our backs when we just kept on walking.
 
Melchiah said:
Yes, countless times from youth to present. The last time I heard it was this summer, when I was going to a metal festival. There was some religious nut preaching at the gate how we're going to hell and suffer for all eternity; "....there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.", was the last thing I heard him shout at our backs when we just kept on walking.
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And what did you tell them?

"Hey you, I am STAR STUFF!"

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Bombadil said:
Precisely the best response, rather than the reddit response.
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Those preachers have been a nuisance at Finnish festivals for years. They come with this...

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(Translated: "Finland for Jesus")

...and start spewing their propaganda. A few years ago some music journalists tried to do the same, and spread the "message of rock" at a religious festival, but they were kicked out. I guess they didn't approve of someone preaching on their home turf, which was kinda hypocritical.
 
Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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My wife was told straight to her face by her great aunt that she got cancer because she (my wife) is atheist. Close enough?
 
Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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The picture is stupid but I've been told a few times that I'm going to hell when I die because I haven't been baptized.
 
Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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Many many times have I heard people say I, or someone else, will burn in hell for whatever reason.
 
Okay. Guys, I didn't mean to imply that Christians haven't said these things to atheists.

I was relating an actual incident in which a friend of mine randomly began a statement about religious people, and I challenged him on it and he stopped talking.

The Finnish word for Jesus is really funny, by the way.

Many many times have I heard people say I, or someone else, will burn in hell for whatever reason.
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I've found, to great success, that not telling people you're religious or political views prevents many problems.

I remember one Christmas my sister purchased a book called "1000 Films You Must See Before You Die" for a cousin and her husband. Anyway, the husband saw the gift-wrapped book and asked if that was for him, and my sister says, "Yeah, it's a really good book."

His face fell quite visibly. "I hope it's not a Bible," he says. I say, "No, why?" He says, "I'm an atheist."

Another nugget of experience I have with atheists in public. We live in California, too. So it's not like this guy spends his days beating away bible thumpers.
 
Bombadil said:
I remember one Christmas my sister purchased a book called "1000 Films You Must See Before You Die" for a cousin and her husband. Anyway, the husband saw the gift-wrapped book and asked if that was for him, and my sister says, "Yeah, it's a really good book."

His face fell quite visibly. "I hope it's not a Bible," he says. I say, "No, why?" He says, "I'm an atheist."
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Hahaha. Your cousin told him all about your sister, I guess.
 
Bombadil said:
I've found, to great success, that not telling people you're religious or political views prevents many problems.
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A friend of mine made some joke on the train about wishing for immortality and a guy behind us asked "You want to know the secret to immorality? It's Jesus Christ!" and he started cursing at us and saying we were going to hell for the next half hour.

Assholes/crazy people are not unique to any set of beliefs and they will give you shit without provocation.
 
Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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Then he's never been to Oxford Circus. Every freaking time.
 
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Bombadil said:
When an atheist begins to say something like this, I stop him and ask, "Did someone actually tell you that you were going to hell?" And then he says, "Well, no, but that's what they say, right?" And I say, "But did someone actually harass you with this statement?" And then he looks kind of guilty and I tell him he needs to find a hobby and he nods.
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Vyroxis said:
Hate to quote this image again, but I have to wonder.... How the hell does his hat stay on?
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Looks like it's just tied to a clump or hair in the second pic. While not as bad, this reminds me of that picture with the guy everyone would like to punch in the face. Worked every time
 
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