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Dota 2 Beta Thread 2: Real Talk Discouraged [Magnus, Teams, 6.75b, 150+ Shop Items]

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The new kunkka lines directed at Tidehunter are solid gold.

He almost sounds like he's going to cry when he says, "Tidehunter loved the sea, an' I can not fault him for that...".

Now they need to get some more for tide back at Kunkka.
 
Amusing posts on the Dota 2 dev forum.

Valve, you pretty much lied to us.

You said the items added to the game would not break the lore or established art style of the game.

You said you would listen to the community. Yet despite these promises, you put a set in to the game, the 'Alpine Ursa Set' which received 3 stars with over 2500 ratings on the Workshop.

This set is seriously terrible and does not fit the game at all. Many others would agree with me.

Remove it, please. There was no reason for it to be added.

Valve, you promised to keep Dota 2 clean of shit!
You promised it won't be like LoL or HoN!
You had your OWN GUIDELINES state items must fit in game style and Universe!

Now you made a butt out of your mouth and spit in your own, and the majority of your players' face!


You won't see a single damn cent from me now on.

The ursa set is ridiculous, and just plain distracting.

In a team-fight i don't have time to wonder who's under the hat, trying to decipher who a specific hero is, even if only takes an additional fraction of a second.

Ursa looks like a [use your imagination] from brokeback mountain.

Don't play with this community, it'll cause a LOT of damage to your image.

If Valve is going to take the same path Riot took with League of Legends. I'm quitting DotA 2 completely.

As a very old, hardcore DotA player and a long time League of Legends player who waited for DotA 2 patiently I don't like that set any little bit at all.

That set looks really really bad and makes game worse. I don't like it.

I have spent over $50 on keys, boosters, etc. I will not be spending any more if this sort of ridiculous item is where the cosmetics are headed.

Dreadlocks fit the theme of Witch Doctor to a T, the alpine suit however does not even remotely fit ursa.

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Its not like its a rhinestone assless chaps cowboy outfit.

People need to remember that its for a bipedal talking bear that sometimes refers to himself as "Fuzzy-Wuzzy".

I dunno, I guess it just seems super overblown to me.
 
Its not like its a rhinestone assless chaps cowboy outfit.

People need to remember that its for a bipedal talking bear that sometimes refers to himself as "Fuzzy-Wuzzy".

I dunno, I guess it just seems super overblown to me.

We're missing the real issue here.

Pudge is BALD WHY VALVE WHY
 
I have about 49 albums I haven't listened to yet.

Fuck dawg get on that shit.

also re:the buttmad about the ursa thing: Valve did say that it wasn't gonna be this sort of kiddie shit. It is kind of scummy to back down from that promise so early. I mean, it took the HoN devs like 8 months to break promises. How long has the hat shop been operational? 4?
 
1. Ride an Elephant
2. Jump out of a plane over the desert
3. Gain 12 kg
4. Have sex with a Chinese girl
5. Learn to drive stick
6. Listen to every song on my Macbook

I've finished the rest of the stuff I had on the list.

26 pounds in one summer of all things? Not gonna happen dude, that takes like a 6 months to a year. Rest should be easy, provided you can locate said Chinese girl.
 
26 pounds in one summer of all things? Not gonna happen dude, that takes like a 6 months to a year. Rest should be easy, provided you can locate said Chinese girl.

yo i gained 20 pounds dis summer, 19.999 pounds of solid muscle with .0001% fat ez

na but on a serious note, apparantly u can gain a quick burst of muscle with "n00b" gains if you've never really lifted before, but after that it plateaus. training ppl for $99.99 per hour especially if ur parents are rich, u have like 3 houses, and take a vacation every other week, pst for more info.

BALD PUDGE BEST PUDGE, PLAYING PUDGE EVERYGAME TO BECOME #1 SF, #1 DK, AND #1 PUDGE WORLD. milk can we scrim and u pick aa so i can practice???
 
26 pounds in one summer of all things? Not gonna happen dude, that takes like a 6 months to a year. Rest should be easy, provided you can locate said Chinese girl.

If he hangs out with me I can find him many a chinese girl.

Also I've lost 20 pounds this year over . . .. 4 months?
 
So I got into the Steam Community beta and checked out the game hubs. Here is the link to the Dota 2 game hub.

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LOOK AT ALL THOSE UNRELEASED HEROES WOW
 
1. Ride an Elephant
2. Jump out of a plane over the desert
3. Gain 12 kg
4. Have sex with a Chinese girl
5. Learn to drive stick
6. Listen to every song on my Macbook

I've finished the rest of the stuff I had on the list.

lol.......LOLLLLLLLL

26 pounds in one summer of all things? Not gonna happen dude, that takes like a 6 months to a year. Rest should be easy, provided you can locate said Chinese girl.

The dude is a stick. He can gain a lot of weight if he actually ate like a person from the 1st world.
 
Uhhh, hahahaha. How did that happen?

Basically game hubs filter through various sources (user screen shots, videos, official postings, postings from third party sources etc.). One of the third party websites they filter through probably mentioned "Dota" in regards to talking about LoL, so it was just thrown up there. Understandable, but I just find it amusing that it's the big teaser image.
 
The Ursa cowboy thing had some pretty bad ratings in the workshop didn't it?

The outfit screams "League of Legends" to me because of how silly it is. I'm not even sure if it's a lore thing, I think it's more of a design issue. The character designs arent wacky, so when you slap a Cosby outfit on a bear it seems really out of place.
 
26 pounds in one summer of all things? Not gonna happen dude, that takes like a 6 months to a year. Rest should be easy, provided you can locate said Chinese girl.

I went to get Chinese food to scope out the scene and left sorely disappointed

hi swag :)
dont worry, neki is still low tier
Good to see you back
lol.......LOLLLLLLLL

The dude is a stick. He can gain a lot of weight if he actually ate like a person from the 1st world.
You're such a hater
 
Basically game hubs filter through various sources (user screen shots, videos, official postings, postings from third party sources etc.). One of the third party websites they filter through probably mentioned "Dota" in regards to talking about LoL, so it was just thrown up there. Understandable, but I just find it amusing that it's the big teaser image.

I see. Well, this might just be exploitable then if someone finds out how the sources are filtered.
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The cowboy hat set is pretty ugly imo (much like the Void green spikes one) that's the only thing I got against it. Of course, I haven't played in like 2 months so I don't know if I should be complaining at all.
 
don't all the iteams have the chance to drop? if so who cares?

Ask yourself how many Rare item's have had drop for you. Maybe one?

Then ask yourself how many Legendary items you've had drop for you. You know, couriers, announcers, battle boosts. One at most? Probably none?

Those are your odds, as this hat is Legendary (rarer that Rare). So basically, if you want it you're either going to buy it from the store or trade a large amount of keys for it. It will not be an easily found drop and those lucky enough to get it will be asking probably in the range of 7-10 keys for it. The chances of you getting it via drop are astronomically low...and those odds get lower every time they add new items. But you never know, I suppose. gl finding it that way if that's the plan.
 
Ask yourself how many Rare item's have had drop for you. Maybe one?

Then ask yourself how many Legendary items you've had drop for you. You know, couriers, announcers, battle boosts. One at most? Probably none?

Those are your odds. So basically, if you want it you're either going to buy it from the store or trade a large amount of keys for it. It will not be an easily found drop. The chances of you getting it via drop are astronomically low...and those odds get lower every time they add new items. But you never know, I suppose. gl finding it that way if that's the plan.

Its really not that bad. Its very possible to trade items you find in bulk for more rare items.

I have a courier and a couple rares that I acquired through straight up item trading. You just have to be willing to give up quantity to get what you want, which makes sense considering mythical/legendary items are in fact more rare/desired/valuable.
 
Its really not that bad. Its very possible to trade items you find in bulk for more rare items.

I have a courier and a couple rares that I acquired through straight up item trading. You just have to be willing to give up quantity to get what you want, which makes sense considering mythical/legendary items are in fact more rare/desired/valuable.

My point was that it's unlikely that he will find one via random drop. And we don't disagree: you'll have to trade (a) a large amount of your stuff or (b) some number of keys (the common currency version of "stuff") to get one that's not store bought.

Seems like we're saying the same thing?

ive had a few rares drop and a mythical ez

My first drop in the game was that Axe chain axe. Pretty crazy, but no legendary drops since. Since then I've had maybe 2 or 3 rare drops, but that's out of like 60 item drops.

Low odds are low.
 
My point was that it's unlikely that he will find one via random drop. And we don't disagree: you'll have to trade (a) a large amount of your stuff or (b) some number of keys (the common currency version of "stuff") to get one that's not store bought.

Seems like we're saying the same thing?

Yeah, I guess we are. It just doesnt bug me in the slightest since I feel like its a perfectly fair system.
 
I went to get Chinese food to scope out the scene and left sorely disappointed

Yo there's this place a few blocks from my apartment that's a combination teriyaki/burger joint and there's this girl who works the register sometimes who's pretty good looking. I don't know about chinese, but I can verify that she's asian (and not one of the bad kinds of asian). Let me know next time you're in northern Washington and I'll bring you round.
 
Yes, the Ursa set I made got added!

I didn't think it would, because the whole cowboy thing seemed a bit over the line, but I guess you guys all really loved it! Also, I totally didn't design that.
 
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