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[water_wendi]

What a job. Going on the internet to entice people to get fucked by well hung dogs. Government job with pension and everything i bet.

 

[Dennis]

hahahhahaha

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

Flawless.

4 woofs/10. Shoulda left out dogs proper age for consent part.

I made the point because I'm totally not sure what the issue with the man having sex with a dog is. Is it the dog’s age? Is it the dog's sex? How does a dog give consent if they plan to call it forced sex? Do they have evidence that the dog wouldn't have initiated the sex if the man didn't over the dog a leg? It just seems like someone said “You can have sex with these things and not these things” with no thought at all.

Are we going to start arresting people for beastionecrophilia for humping a bear-skin rug? It's utter silliness in our legal system.

 

[Az987]

Why didn't he just go adopt one from a shelter?

He could have just taken it back when he was done with it.

That's what I would have done. I mean, if I were the type to fuck dogs.

 

[Brannon]

Surprised we haven't had a 'pop dat poochie' pun yet. Maybe one day.

 

[Filth]

Best thread of the day.

 

[Tenck]

I made the point because I'm totally not sure what the issue with the man having sex with a dog is. Is it the dog’s age? Is it the dog's sex? How does a dog give consent if they plan to call it forced sex? Do they have evidence that the dog wouldn't have initiated the sex if the man didn't over the dog a leg? It just seems like someone said “You can have sex with these things and not these things” with no thought at all.

Are we going to start arresting people for beastionecrophilia for humping a bear-skin rug? It's utter silliness in our legal system.

Guess you are serious.

 

[Bombadil]

I feel safe knowing that, at the end of the day, there will be someone to defend the rights of dog rapists.

 

[Az987]

I feel safe knowing that, at the end of the day, there will be someone to defend the rights of dog rapists.

Wow, who said anything about rape?

He was coming on to me dude. Humping my leg and sniffing my crotch

If that's not an invitation for some hot dog on man sex I don't know what is.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

I made the point because I'm totally not sure what the issue with the man having sex with a dog is. Is it the dog’s age? Is it the dog's sex? How does a dog give consent if they plan to call it forced sex? Do they have evidence that the dog wouldn't have initiated the sex if the man didn't over the dog a leg? It just seems like someone said “You can have sex with these things and not these things” with no thought at all.

Are we going to start arresting people for beastionecrophilia for humping a bear-skin rug? It's utter silliness in our legal system.

You are trolling. Hard. Bestiality is illegal.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

CHEEZMO's future.

Craigslist is for suckers.

 

[tapedeck]

I made the point because I'm totally not sure what the issue with the man having sex with a dog is. Is it the dog’s age? Is it the dog's sex? How does a dog give consent if they plan to call it forced sex? Do they have evidence that the dog wouldn't have initiated the sex if the man didn't over the dog a leg? It just seems like someone said “You can have sex with these things and not these things” with no thought at all.

Are we going to start arresting people for beastionecrophilia for humping a bear-skin rug? It's utter silliness in our legal system.

 

[lethial]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

Ahahaha shut up. This has to be a joke post.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

Guess you are serious.

Look at this....

I feel safe knowing that, at the end of the day, there will be someone to defend the rights of dog rapists.

That's what I don't understand. Is this sexual assault on a dog or is it just "Dogs and humans shan’t be together... like that"? If it's the latter then who the hell is making up the rules? If it's the prior then how does one establish consent?

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?


If I'm seriously trying to make sense of this entire mess then yes to answer the question. Someone is being arrested for something that isn’t entirely clear here.

 

[lethial]

Look at this....



That's what I don't understand. Is this sexual assault on a dog or is it just "Dogs and humans shan’t be together... like that"? If it's the latter then who the hell is making up the rules? If it's the prior then how does one establish consent?

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?


If I'm seriously trying to make sense of this entire mess then yes to answer the question. Someone is being arrested for something that isn’t entirely clear here.

Animal husbandry? Ahahahaha what a bunch of freaks.

 

[krypt0nian]

Look at this....



That's what I don't understand. Is this sexual assault on a dog or is it just "Dogs and humans shan’t be together... like that"? If it's the latter then who the hell is making up the rules? If it's the prior then how does one establish consent?

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?


If I'm seriously trying to make sense of this entire mess then yes to answer the question. Someone is being arrested for something that isn’t entirely clear here.

You are either trolling, or stunningly ignorant. Neither a good trait for a junior.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

You are trolling. Hard. Bestiality is illegal.

Why? Some religious code? Social code... how does those things supersede a man's private affairs?

~ ~ ~

Last time I spoke up on a subject here on gaf, I was accused of trolling. I'm just questioning the norm. It needs to be questioned. Lets keep this civil please.

You are either trolling, or stunningly ignorant. Neither a good trait for a junior.

Fine. I'm done here. The furthest it seems this discussion can go is me being mocked or accused of bad forum educate. I really wanted to have a serious discussion about this. Maybe another place; another time.

 

[Az987]

Chris Hanson should host a show to sting Zoophiles (apparently that's the term).

The dog could be talking to them on the computer and the guy could be like, "Do you like doggy biscuits?", "I'm gonna make you bark my name, bitch."

Ah this could be an awesome show.

The ratings would be through the rough.

 

[Gaborn]

Look at this....



That's what I don't understand. Is this sexual assault on a dog or is it just "Dogs and humans shan’t be together... like that"? If it's the latter then who the hell is making up the rules? If it's the prior then how does one establish consent?

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?


If I'm seriously trying to make sense of this entire mess then yes to answer the question. Someone is being arrested for something that isn’t entirely clear here.

I think you might have the wrong idea of what that term means.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

This is hilarious.

 

[commedieu]

Why? Some religious code? Social code... how does those things supersede a man's private affairs?

~ ~ ~

Last time I spoke up on a subject here on gaf, I was accused of trolling. I'm just questioning the norm. It needs to be questioned. Lets keep this civil please.

You need a tag. Right now.

yn-neko hates a cat

 

[tapedeck]

You need a tag. Right now.

yn-neko hates a cat

but damn does he love dogs

 

[Evolved1]

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?

Um... animal husbandry doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

[vitaminwateryum]

Why? Some religious code? Social code... how does those things supersede a man's private affairs?

~ ~ ~

Last time I spoke up on a subject here on gaf, I was accused of trolling. I'm just questioning the norm. It needs to be questioned. Lets keep this civil please.



Fine. I'm done here. The furthest it seems this discussion can go is me being mocked or accused of bad forum educate. I really wanted to have a serious discussion about this. Maybe another place; another time.

Because animals can't consent to someone sticking their dick inside them. Is this some sort of a joke? Are you really defending this guy fucking his dog?

 

[Az987]

ye-neko is a pretty good poster. I knew something was up when he said I was one of his favorite posters in another thread.

I just hope he or she makes it past Junior status because he's made me laugh quite a bit in the topics I've seen him post in.

 

[Bombadil]

Why? Some religious code? Social code... how does those things supersede a man's private affairs?

Okay, what makes you think that man has privacy? Religious code? Social code?

You take advantage of some rights provided by social norms, but question the rules stipulated by the very same social code we live by.

You have no intrinsic right to privacy, thus you have no intrinsic right to rape animals.

 

[Kurtofan]

Bestiality is horrible, but I can't be the only one who think there are more serious sexual crimes to do stings on?Like ones that concern human victims? Seems like a waste of resources.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

oh man, this thread has everything, great op, hilarious gifs and one of those god damned furries trying to make his case.

 

[Bombadil]

Bestiality is horrible, but I can't be the only one who think there are more serious sexual crimes to do stings on?Like ones that concern human victims? Seems like a waste of resources.

It's not an either-or situation. Plenty of operations are conducted to catch sexual predators. They even made a popular television show about it. "Kids Say The Darndest Things," I think it was called.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Great thread.

 

[samus i am]

This thread started out funny... and then it got creepy. There is a dog fucker in our ranks.

 

[MisterAnderson]

Best thread in a while. The gifs and responses are flawless.

 

[SoilBreak]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

 

[HoodWinked]

why arrest something as beautiful as inter-species relations.

 

[krameriffic]

George Carlin on the subject.

 

[JoeBoy101]

I made the point because I'm totally not sure what the issue with the man having sex with a dog is. Is it the dog’s age? Is it the dog's sex? How does a dog give consent if they plan to call it forced sex? Do they have evidence that the dog wouldn't have initiated the sex if the man didn't over the dog a leg? It just seems like someone said “You can have sex with these things and not these things” with no thought at all.

Are we going to start arresting people for beastionecrophilia for humping a bear-skin rug? It's utter silliness in our legal system.

 

[The Awesomest]

What game is this?

Fine. I'm done here. The furthest it seems this discussion can go is me being mocked or accused of bad forum educate. I really wanted to have a serious discussion about this. Maybe another place; another time.

The word you want here is 'etiquette', dear

 

[trickstar]

 

[PenguinPoacher]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

 

[Sye d'Burns]

The offender should be glad he approached the dogs over craigslist and didn't type in all caps.

Hanson needs to start up a new series.

 

[TUSR]

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

10/10

lots of dog threads today, how fitting for OT gaf

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

The word you want here is 'etiquette', dear

Pardon me; I've made a terrible spell check error. I try not to depend on it but I wanted to be clear with my message but ended up failing in what seems like many ways. I'll be more careful next time as I'm trying to increase my vocabulary and ability to affectively communicate.

 

[FStop7]

 

[Elginer]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

What the fuck am I reading.

 

[AtomskEater]

This is ridiculous, dogs can't even use the computer.

 

[Bombadil]

This is ridiculous, dogs can't even use the computer.

 

[Evolved1]

Pardon me; I've made a terrible spell check error. I try not to depend on it but I wanted to be clear with my message but ended up failing in what seems like many ways. I'll be more careful next time as I'm trying to increase my vocabulary and ability to affectively communicate.

I'll help you get started...

 

[maquiladora]

Thread took an unexpected turn....

 

[SoilBreak]

What game is this?

Siren: Blood Curse

 

[CornBurrito]

I feel safe knowing that, at the end of the day, there will be someone to defend the rights of dog rapists.

If the dog didn't want to have sex with the dude it would run away or try to bite him...

Spoiler

is an actual defense I've heard on this forum.