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...Touche.

 

[shinobi602]

Thread of the fucking year.

 

[VegaNine]

*transparent trolling*

Can't believe people are falling for this.

 

[Gradivus]

Thread of the fucking year.

By far, haha!

 

[DSN2K]

barking up the wrong tree going on craiglist

 

[VegaNine]

In all fairness to the accused, the cops went all out on this sting:

 

[Pctx]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

 

[Joel Was Right]

 

[Demon Lizardman]

I'm going to get the fuck out of this thread before things get real fucked up, I mean REALLY fucked up.

 

[Sye d'Burns]

Normally, I'm not too fond of that gif but, damn, it just works so well with that post. Bravo!

 

[Pandaman]

Can't believe people are falling for this.

nobody's falling for it insomuch as they look for any excuse to post any random gif, meme pic or reaction image they can.

 

[Szu]

 

[TUSR]

By far, haha!

there has been some real gems the last few months.

the penis shaped thing they found that erupted into a Photoshop thread is winning I think.

 

[To Far Away Times]

This thread needs a theme song.

 

[TUSR]

This thread needs a theme song.

If that was on the first page I would have bought you a lifetime gaf gold sub.

 

[gwarm01]

Jesus this thread is too much. Every post is better than the last.

 

[Aguirre]

This is ridiculous, dogs can't even use the computer.

 

[subversus]

fuck dogs

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

The "age of consent" and "mutual hookup" line didn't give away the troll? You guys are idiots sometimes.

 

[Perspicacity]

The "age of consent" and "mutual hookup" line didn't give away the troll? You guys are idiots sometimes.

Poe's Law.

Also, his posts in the 56+17 year old man sex thread raise further questions.

 

[Bombadil]

The "age of consent" and "mutual hookup" line didn't give away the troll? You guys are idiots sometimes.

His post in another thread regarding this topic suggests he is serious.

 

[maquiladora]

The "age of consent" and "mutual hookup" line didn't give away the troll? You guys are idiots sometimes.

"But officer, in dog years she was legal."

 

[subversus]

I believe it belongs here (VERY NSFW)

It was aired in Japan, Takeshi's Castle episode.

 

[CrushDance]

Question: Is interspecies sex only a human fetish thing? I mean I've seen cats/dogs etc attempting to hump one another. But it seems that it's only human beings who attempt to have sex with totally different species in every way. I can understand the dogs and cats because they're anatomically "similar" in shape. But a human and a dog?.............

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why would anyone want to fuck a dog?

It might bite your dick off.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Why would anyone want to fuck a dog?

It might bite your dick off.

Only if you are a lousy lay.

 

[BruiserBear]

holy shit!

lmfao

 

[Xero]

In all fairness to the accused, the cops went all out on this sting:

How do we know this wasn't some horny dogs idea instead?

I wonder if he made the dog dress up in anything kinky?

Or if he had to bribe to dog to participate

 

[GManDH]

hilarious story, even funnier posts.

 

[mclem]

Any dog smart enough to use Craigslist is probably smart enough to give consent.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

So what's going on in this thre-

 

[Bomber Bob]

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

★★★★★

 

[Aselith]

Looks like he barked up the wrong tree.

 

[dekline]

I believe it belongs here (VERY NSFW)

It was aired in Japan, Takeshi's Castle episode.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

those western people are crazy

 

[DaveTheSnake]

Maybe his wife was a bitch?

This is gold. First post nails it again.

 

[CorvoSol]

Look at this....



That's what I don't understand. Is this sexual assault on a dog or is it just "Dogs and humans shan’t be together... like that"? If it's the latter then who the hell is making up the rules? If it's the prior then how does one establish consent?

I mean, how are people involved in animal husbandry not arrested for sodomy?


If I'm seriously trying to make sense of this entire mess then yes to answer the question. Someone is being arrested for something that isn’t entirely clear here.

Man, at least post porn if you're going to destroy your reputation/account. Interspecies romance is only for Disney Movies, Anime, and Sci Fi movies. Oh, and really weird legends.

 

[Az987]

lol wtf. NSFW is not even CLOSE to a fair warning for that link.

NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

 

[jerry1594]

Comedy replies are annoying. Why can't someone just tell him fucking a dog is fucking weird?

 

[SMT]

So what did he ask the owner? ''Is the dog fuckable?'', or is there a bestiality unit in the police department that sets-up this type of thing?

 

[akira28]

Poor man just trying to get one off I'm sure he would have fed the dog and rubbed its belly afterwards. You guys act like this is sick but if the dog is of the age of consent then why stop a mutual hookup? I swear cops are so damn crooked. This feels like entrapment to me. Do the cops have proof that the man paid the dog pimp for the sex?! The whole thing just seems wrong and unfair to everyone involved. This poor man’s life is ruined because he has to be forced into being a criminal for trying to love an animal while we slaughter and eat them meat. At least when this guy is done eating a dog, the dog walks away with a lively tail waggle. Our priorities as humans are just messed up. Who is the law actually protecting here?

oh, sir... but you know that was a dirty job.

 

[Parch]

I once bet on a racehorse named Fog Ducker, just because of the name creativity.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

shit hahahaha