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[qindarka]

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49
I am releasing MASSIVE news at 14:00 BST, RT!

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49
15 mins until I release the BIG news, this is the best story of the summer, bigger than RVP, Falcao etc... RT

From the genius who said that Falcao would join Chelsea. I can't wait to see what shit he comes up with now. Of course, it might be that his big announcement would be to reveal that he is faking, following the lead of EplAgent007 the other day.

 

[Salvadora]

http://www.wengerknowsbest.com/
http://twitter.com/wengerknowsbest
:lol

 

[Willkiller]

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49
I am releasing MASSIVE news at 14:00 BST, RT!

Football Agent ‏@FootballAgent49
15 mins until I release the BIG news, this is the best story of the summer, bigger than RVP, Falcao etc... RT

From the genius who said that Falcao would join Chelsea. I can't wait to see what shit he comes up with now. Of course, it might be that his big announcement would be to reveal that he is faking, following the lead of EplAgent007 the other day.

Ameobi to Barca, 70M rising to 82 if he scores 40 La Liga goals this season.


PLEASE

 

[thaOwner]

So United signed Berba for over £30M and then sold him for less than £5M if its true about €5m fee.

And United fans can never mention Robinho again lol.

You get annoying with each passing day. He won a league and was joint top goal scorer for a season. What did Robinho do exactly ?

 

[Arnie]

Spearing to United?

 

[Mastadon]

Fixed.

Hilarious when Martin Tyler said that Carragher would have been very disappointed to miss the City game.

Man needs to realise his time has passed.

He's not an advocate of bowing out gracefully. Now that Coates has come through that test relatively unscathed (despite one or two questionable tackles), it's difficult to see a role for Carragher beyond the Europa/League cup.

 

[spidye]

Ask Lille's chairman. :'(

I'm sorry but your avatar made me laugh. there's still hope though.

 

[The Atticus]

You get annoying with each passing day. He won a league and was joint top goal scorer for a season. What did Robinho do exactly ?

.

 

[kharma45]

Oh dear :lol He wasn't a real agent, shock horror.

Hey Guys,
I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months.
I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable.
Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK.
Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source.
Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own.
Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top.
I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen.
My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone

Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)

 

[Willkiller]

BOO KHARMA

 

[Salvadora]

Oh dear :lol He wasn't a real agent, shock horror.

I feel betrayed.

 

[PaulLFC]

Liam Tomkins ‏@liam_tomkins
So #LFC have first refusal on Nuri Sahin should Madrid sell, and the initial loan fee was only £1.6m. Shrewd.

Brilliant if true. So much for £5 million :lol

 

[Salazar]

I feel betrayed.

You're an Arsenal fan. When have you not ?

 

[Kyoufu]

Oh dear :lol He wasn't a real agent, shock horror.

:lol :lol

So good. Friend on twitter/GAF thought he was legit :lol :lol

 

[qindarka]

Oh dear :lol He wasn't a real agent, shock horror.

\

Called it. Especially after the recent Eplagent007 saga yesterday. The pattern of his posts were similar towards the end with both of them promising a player would join Chelsea or they would close their account ( Hulk and Falcao respectively). With the transfer window closing, they must realise the fun is over and might as well confess.

 

[fadetoblack]

Jovetic's contract ends in June. If we signed him for €30m early in the transfer window you guys would have been up in arms about Marotta overspending for a player who we could, possibly, get for free in a year.

And, anyway, he's not the player we need. We need a pure ST.

I stand firm: Llorente, Dzeko. I would have also have been satisfied with Berbatov. But, if not, nobody; and we try in January when teams are desperate to cash in on a lot of players are only 6 months from contract expiry.

And if we don't get a striker I'm not blaming Marotta but the market and the state of calcio.

Anyway, I'm done talking about this.

 

[Arnie]

Now the recently trustworthy goal.com are running a story saying, that Lennon and Parker are for sale as well as VDV. I took AVB at his word when he said he wouldn't change too much, too fast. No team can change that many players and achieve their goals, we will end up like QPR with a collection of players instead of a team.

I hope it's bollocks.

For what it's worth Goal.com aren't as trustworthy as people say, well at least from the Liverpool 'exclusives' they've shat out this summer. One said we were ready to bid for Sturridge, which never materialised, and the other said we'd agreed a fee for Allen, which was again bullshit at the time. Greg Stobart exclusive my arse.

And if we don't get a striker...

You'll still win the league.

Hold out and wait, and get a fair price.

 

[Kyoufu]

BOO KHARMA

Did someone say...Kharma?!

 

[qindarka]

Oh dear :lol He wasn't a real agent, shock horror.

:lol :lol

So good. Friend on twitter/GAF thought he was legit :lol :lol

I do understand why they get so many followers. They often tell people what they want to hear.

 

[Willkiller]

Da fuq

 

[kharma45]

For what it's worth Goal.com aren't as trustworthy as people say, well at least from the Liverpool 'exclusives' they've shat out this summer. One said we were ready to bid for Sturridge, which never materialised, and the other said we'd agreed a fee for Allen, which was again bullshit at the time. Greg Stobart exclusive my arse.

Come on now, Goal.com aren't trustworthy in the slightest.

 

[fadetoblack]

Well, shouldn't you only really get a prize if you contribute to the victory, Elia?

Eljero Elia has revealed that Juventus forced him to sacrifice his Scudetto bonus in order to complete his move to Werder Bremen.

“Every player was entitled to a new Ferrari or a €200,000 bonus after we won the championship,” the winger told Sport Bild.

“However, Juventus forced me to renounce that right before they allowed me to join Bremen.”

The Dutchman moved to the Old Lady last summer from Hamburg, but he made just four Serie A appearances for the Turin giants.

“Coach Antonio Conte never spoke to me,” the midfielder added. “He did not utter a single word to me all year. He completely ignored me.

“I have never ever experienced anything like that. It was very frustrating for me.”

The 25-year-old wasted little time in joining Werder Bremen this summer after a €5.5m deal was agreed. That fee could rise by a further €2m depending on the activation of bonus clauses.

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Edit: Arnie, spot on. No point buying trash or somebody we don't need. I'm not expecting anything from CL anyhow given the likelihood that we'll end up in some sort of group of death.

 

[ShogunX]

Called it..

I was under the impression that everybody on here knew that the majority of twitter accounts especially the one's with Agent in their name were making up bullshit to feed the media transfer hungry news masses. It's all a bit embarrassing really and only goes to further prove that a large portion of ''fans'' are gullible twats.

 

[Arnie]

Liam Tomkins ‏@liam_tomkins
So #LFC have first refusal on Nuri Sahin should Madrid sell, and the initial loan fee was only £1.6m. Shrewd.

Brilliant if true. So much for £5 million :lol

Decent.

 

[Ushojax]

Listening to Di Canio's post match interview from yesterday.

'The first half was like Stoke City against Barcelona'

It always is, Paolo.

 

[Yen]

I'm just glad the fake agent didn't go down the "social experiment" route.

 

[Kyoufu]

Listening to Di Canio's post match interview from yesterday.

'The first half was like Stoke City against Barcelona'

It always is, Paolo.

I wonder what Stoke vs West Ham would be like.

 

[dc89]

Congratulations. One day you'll get into the habit of bragging about football instead of money.

1. It's a chant - nothing serious.
2. I think Aguero is a better footballer than Phil Jones.

So I'm not sure I can agree with where you are coming from?

 

[Salvadora]

I know http://twitter.com/Agent_ITK won't let me down.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Some people on Twitter are saying Juve are trying to hi-jack the Berbatov bid.

 

[qindarka]

I wonder how many other ITK's will confess over the coming days.

 

[Fintan]

I was under the impression that Goal.com had always been shit. Did something change recently?

 

[Zabojnik]

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Berbasex did not board the plane for Firenze, he went to Torino instead. It's happening. We're getting Berbatov. I ... don't know what to say or think, frankly.

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Haha I was writing this post and then I refreshed.

Nah I won't be calling for Marotta's head.

Look, the only striker we've been linked with that has moved, thus far, is Van Persie and in the end he went to a team which is arguably better equipped to win European trophies than we are. All the other teams, the teams have thus far been reluctant to sell for one reason or another (case in point, Jovetic and the €30m release clause). And, with the signings we've made in the midfield Marotta has built one of the top 5 in Europe.

Looks guys, there isn't just RVP, Jotevic, Dzeko and Llorente. Fine, their teams didn't want to sell (for a high, yet reasonable price). Still, you're the manager of a big club and if signing a striker is your main mercato objective, you have to have a plan B and a plan C and a plan D ready to go the minute your primary target is confirmed out of reach. Instead we find ourselves on the 29th of August without a top striker, which is an absolute necessity for CL, let's not kid ourselves here, begging here and there for someone, anyone to please sign. Bendtner ... are you fucking kiding me? And we could've signed Destro too.

I'm sorry, I appreciate what Marotta and Paratici are doing with future prospects, but if we don't sign a striker, that's a failure. Asamoah and Isla - btw, both were Conte's demands and while Marotta is to be commended, it's not like he got them on the cheap, he paid exactly what Udinese were asking - are fantastic signings, but it's not enough.

 

[derExperte]

Gtfo with that reasonable explanation. Bayern are a bunch of cheap fucks! Case closed

That's why they're swimming in money and didn't almost go bankrupt like a certain other neureicher german club that was cluelessly spending like there's no tomorrow 10 years or so ago. Also two or three spanish clubs tried to get Martinez before and got the cold shoulder too so it's a nice victory for Bayern imo.

 

[Arnie]

Come on now, Goal.com aren't trustworthy in the slightest.

Well earlier this summer we had the likes of Viva and others maintaining that Greg Stobart has been nothing but reliable in the past. Not to say they were wrong, just that since then every exclusive he's published about Liverpool has been utter bunkum. Perhaps he's solid when it comes to Tottenham information, but flakey when he casts his net outside of that.

Edit: Arnie, spot on. No point buying trash or somebody we don't need. I'm not expecting anything from CL anyhow given the likelihood that we'll end up in some sort of group of death.

Plus the likes of Llorente want to join you, and have already agreed terms, so the ball should be in your court in a few months time. The one issue you've got is if some other top teams come in and vie for his signature, with the lack of a transfer fee resulting in some stupidly astronomical agent fees and so forth.

 

[Ushojax]

I was under the impression that Goal.com had always been shit. Did something change recently?

They hired some better correspondents and now seem to have a similar shit/truth ratio to most of the other big outlets.

 

[Kyoufu]

Berbatov went to the superior Zebra shirt team. Well done.

 

[Yurt]

Elia wanted the Ferrari/200k bonus (on top of his undeserved salary) for playing 110 minutes? Do one.

btw, both were Conte's demands and while Marotta is to be commended, it's not like he got them on the cheap, he paid exactly what Udinese were asking - are fantastic signings, but it's not enough.

Everyone is conveniently not mentioning this on twitter, it's frustrating.

 

[Arnie]

Rodgers just said Lucas is likely to be out for two to three months. Fuck. So harsh.

 

[Wilbur]

Berbatov to Juve holy shit I will cream in wonder

 

[PaulLFC]

Rodgers just said in his press conference that Lucas will be out for between 2 and 3 months

 

[Salazar]

They hired some better correspondents and now seem to have a similar shit/truth ratio to most of the other big outlets.

It's mainly annoying me now how the Guardian and the BBC are dipping their toe in total, overt muck that flows from The Mirror and The Star and such.

There's a hurr-hurr gloss on it in the Guardian's case, but it only serves to make it more egregious. Be a proper journalistic outfit or fucking don't.

Rodgers just said Lucas is likely to be out for two to three months. Fuck. So harsh.

Cockends on a podcast saying Liverpool's medical team are to blame in 3, 2, 1 . . .

 

[Arnie]

Sahin won't be involved against Hearts tomorrow, but he will be in the squad against Arsenal on Sunday.

 

[Zabojnik]

Dimitar Berbatov
36 minutes ago
Please, don't read newspapers..Only lies and speculation in the moment..








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[Kyoufu]

Juve can't even land Berbatov! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

 

[ShogunX]

Sahin won't be involved against Hearts tomorrow, but he will be in the squad against Arsenal on Sunday.

He cant be involved anyway as he wasn't registered in time.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Big shame that about Lucas. Only just got back too.

Allen will have to keep up his good start so far. Not sure he is a natural DM really, but he's good cover, better than Spearing anyway.

 

[Milchmonster]

Also two or three spanish clubs tried to get Martinez before and got the cold shoulder too so it's a nice victory for Bayern imo.

Well, actually, it's shady as fuck. Bilbao doesn't want to sell which is their right to do so and Bayern are still doing crazy shit until they get him. At the moment, it looks like Rummenigge was on phone with the Spanish FA and made sure they don't have to pay taxes to buy him free. Sure, great for Bayern, but Bilbao gets fucked over very hard by everyone.

 

[Yurt]

Juve can't even land Berbatov! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

We can land many of our targets, but we're refusing to pay what the clubs are asking.

Which is mind boggling really in Jojo's and Dzeko's case (both unavailable *now*), we were a few millions short of agreeing a deal... BUT NOOOO, LETS HAGGLE!

 

[Gareth Bale]

Berbatov to Juve. 40/1. Make it happen!